TheFranchise Posted November 23, 2008 Report Posted November 23, 2008 I imagine a bad post is about to be posted.
Grungy Punk Posted November 23, 2008 Report Posted November 23, 2008 You wrote two poems for me so I wrote a poem for you.
TheFranchise Posted November 23, 2008 Report Posted November 23, 2008 You wrote two poems for me so I wrote a poem for you. Awesome poem.
The Niggardly King Posted November 23, 2008 Report Posted November 23, 2008 jingus is gay and wants to look at nothing but wangs all day with his girlfriends. when men try to approach his girlfriends, he feels threatened and screams "Misogyny". he can't handle the heat but wants to tastes all the boys meat.
DrVenkman PhD Posted November 23, 2008 Report Posted November 23, 2008 I made unfunny song parodies to give me something to do during a slow time at work. I'm quietly making that 'my thing' (there's a parody of "Dear God" somewhere, I think CBright's "Is it me..." thread about TSM's imminent death).
TheFranchise Posted November 23, 2008 Report Posted November 23, 2008 Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics. Man, that was shit hot.
TheFranchise Posted November 23, 2008 Report Posted November 23, 2008 Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics. Man, that was shit hot. (HHH) Do I control life? Or just WWE (Undertaker) Caught in the Last Ride No escape from jobbing to me (Jericho) Open my eyes Look up at the lights and see I'm just a jobber I get no push you see It was easy come Easy go I was high Now I'm low (Undertaker) Any move my opponent throws Will not be sold by me by me (HHH) Momma, Just squashed a man Put my knee against his head And now his push is dead (Jericho) Main eventing, it had just begun But Hunters gone and taken it away (Brock) Taker, Oooooooh Here is the F5 You might sell it by this time tomorrow (Vince) What's going on, Whats going on? My whole fed is in tatters (Jeff Hardy) Too late My time has gone All those bumps compressed my spine Now it's aching all the time (Booker) Goodbye mid card buddies I've got to go To the main event cos my Spinaroonie blows off the roof (HHH) Booker, Noooooo You don't work WWE style I'm afraid you won't break the glass ceiling after all *Guitar Solo* (Vince) I see a little potential in this man (JR) He's a Hoss, He's a Hoss We can put him over Rico (HHH) Benoit works like lightning Very, very frightened me Oh Stephio Oh Stephio Oh Stephio Oh Stephio Oh Stephio job him out (Nash) My knees won't goooooo (Jericho) I'm just a jobber nobody pushes me (HHH) He's just a jobber Loses to the pedigree Sparing myself from being jobbed out you see (Jericho) I've been high I've been low, will you let me go? (HHH) I will not, Will not let you go (Booker) Let me go (HHH) I will not I will not let you go (Benoit) Let me go (HHH) I will not I will not let you go (Guerrero) Let me go (HHH) Never ever let you gooooo Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Over me (Angle) An idea, An idea Would be to let me go (HHH) This is not good you are a far superior worker to me To me To meeeeee *Guitar solo* (Booker) So you think you can stop me getting over in the fans eyes? (Jericho) So you think you can squash me and leave me to die? (All) Oh Hunter Can't do this to us Hunter We're taking over Taking right over the WWE *Guitar Solo* (Vince) Oooooooooh Buy Rates Buy Rates *more solo* (Vince) Hunter never mattered He just didn't see Money really matters Money really matters To me (HHH) Tell me where'd my job go?
CanadianGuitarist Posted November 23, 2008 Report Posted November 23, 2008 Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics. Man, that was shit hot. It was, but for some reason, I wondered how a "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" about this thread would go.
The Niggardly King Posted November 23, 2008 Report Posted November 23, 2008 man how gay to fulfill your own request within a minute... that's like pure unbridled gayness
TheFranchise Posted November 23, 2008 Report Posted November 23, 2008 man how gay to fulfill your own request within a minute... that's like pure unbridled gayness You sure like to talk about gay things. It wasn't hard to find, it's in the classics folder.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted November 24, 2008 Report Posted November 24, 2008 Punk, where's all your topics you wanted to start?
DrVenkman PhD Posted November 24, 2008 Report Posted November 24, 2008 He made a post advertising the game "Wanted: Weapons of Fate".
... Posted November 24, 2008 Report Posted November 24, 2008 Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics. Man, that was shit hot.
Maztinho Posted November 24, 2008 Report Posted November 24, 2008 He made a post advertising the game "Wanted: Weapons of Fate". And it was totally worth this shit storm of collective suck and the promise of the impeding Sword of Damicles hung over his head to get to. We did get the Bohemian RHHHapsody though, so that was nice.
Art Sandusky Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 So when does everyone start making out?
Gary Floyd Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 So when does everyone start making out? Now.
Grungy Punk Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Who are those three guys in Kotzenjunge's sig?
Thoth Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 I knew my unusual rage against Punk for that retarded thread in Technology had some meaning.
Gary Floyd Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics. Man, that was shit hot. Oh, I didn't realise that you wrote poetry I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Franchise.
Retard Girl Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 this was hillarious. someone please explain to me where this came from?
TheFranchise Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics. Man, that was shit hot. Oh, I didn't realise that you wrote poetry I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Franchise. While i'd love to take credit for it, i'm afraid it wasn't me. I pulled it out of Classic Threads.
Gary Floyd Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics. Man, that was shit hot. Oh, I didn't realise that you wrote poetry I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Franchise. While i'd love to take credit for it, i'm afraid it wasn't me. I pulled it out of Classic Threads. I know. I just wanted to make a Smiths reference.
Copper Feel Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 Wasn't Rob Edwards the person who wrote that? Guy from Leeds? I somehow ended up on the same music forum as him.
TheFranchise Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 You aren't wrong. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=17015
FroGG_NeaL Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 Spider-Man vs. The Joker a page or two back was awesome.
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