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LISTER: Cat?

CAT: Mmm?

LISTER: Ya ever see the Flintstones?

CAT: Sure!

LISTER: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?

CAT: Wilma Flintstone?

LISTER: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I

see that sharmi <?> body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?

CAT: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most

desirable woman that ever lived.

LISTER: That's good. I thought I was goin' strange.

CAT: She's incredible!

LISTER: What d'ya think of Betty?

CAT: Betty Rubble? (Pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be

thinking of Wilma.

LISTER: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma

Flintstone?

CAT: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.

LISTER: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

 

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"So he says to me, 'You gotta do something smart, baby. Something BIG! He says, 'You wanna be a super villain, right?' And I go yeah, baby, YEAH! YEAH! WHAT DO I GOTTA DO? He says, 'You got bombs, blow up the comet club, it's packed with super heroes, you'll go down in SUPER VILLAIN HISTORY!'"

 

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"And I go yeah, baby, 'cause I'm The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"

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"Greetings, pumpkin, I am at Mr. Venture's lab... to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain OF TIME ITSELF!! There are four puddings in the fridge. You may enjoy the contents of one of them. Dinner at six."

 

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Dr. Byron Orpheus

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"Greetings, pumpkin, I am at Mr. Venture's lab... to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain OF TIME ITSELF!! There are four puddings in the fridge. You may enjoy the contents of one of them. Dinner at six."

 

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Dr. Byron Orpheus

Let it be known that I hate you so very, very much. :angry:

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