kkk Bowl Week 14

kkktookmybabyaway · December 4, 2008

Long story short.

On Tuesday I posted the Week 14 spreads. I asked a certain mod to change my Topic Description. Little did I know that he wound up deleting the thread. I'm not going to name names, but let's just say I doubt he would have made such an error if this was a BASEBALL PICK 'EM CONTEST.

Because of this, I will not be using the Thursday Night Game this week. Twelve hours is not enough time to post a spread and expect 32 people in multiple time zones to make their picks.

Smues and 909, this week pick any team you want and give me the score.

Spreads for the rest of the games this week will be posted Thursday night at around 8 p.m. EST.

Now it's off to work.

(I have the picks for TEN saved, so don't worry about having to re-submit them, cletus. If you want to change them just make another post; I won't be posting your picks in the matchup spreads until late Saturday/Sunday)

PS: Alfdogg, before your thread was deleted, I took your matchups and will paste your work later tonight. (Your efforts weren't wasted.)

~~Oakland at San Diego~~

Washington at Baltimore (5.5) 10-24

Jacksonville at Chicago (6.5) 10-23

(8.5) Minnesota at Detroit 20-16

Houston at Green Bay (6.5) 24-21

Cincinnati at Indianapolis (13.5) 3-35

Atlanta at New Orleans (2.5) 25-29

Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants (7.5) 20-14

Cleveland at Tennessee (13.5) 9-28

Miami at Buffalo (0.5) 16-3

Kansas City at Denver (9.5) 17-24

(3.5) N.Y. Jets at San Francisco 14-24

St. Louis at Arizona (14.5) 10-34

Dallas at Pittsburgh (3.5) 13-20

(4.5) New England at Seattle 24-21

Tampa Bay at Carolina (2.5)

Key:

BAL/CHI/DET/HOU/IND/NO/PHI/TEN/MIA/KC/SF/AZ/PIT/SEA

Oakland (Smues 4-9) d San Diego (909 6-7) 6-6

OAK: WAS/CHI/MIN/GB/CIN/NO/NYG/CLE/MIA/DEN/NYJ/AZ/PIT/NE/CAR (AZ: 35-34=1)

SD: BAL/CHI/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/AZ/DAL/NE/TB (KC: 15-17=2)

DIFF: WAS/BAL, CIN/IND, NO/ATL, CLE/TEN, PIT/DAL, CAR/TB, 35/15

Cincinnati (Teke 3-9-1) d Indianapolis (Alfdogg 5-8) 9-7

CIN: BAL/CHI/DET/GB/IND/ATL/PHI/TEN/BUF/KC/NYJ/STL/PIT/NE/CAR/EP

IND: WAS/JAX/DET/GB/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/AZ/PIT/NE/CAR/34

DIFF: BAL/WAS, CHI/JAX, PHI/NYG, BUF/MIA, KC/DEN, STL/AZ, EP/34

Jacksonville (AlwaysPissedOff 6-7) d by Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 3-10) 8-10

JAX: BAL/JAX/MIN/GB/IND/NO/NYG/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/AZ/PIT/NE/CAR/13

CHI: BAL/CHI/DET/HOU/IND/NO/NYG/CLE/BUF/DEN/NYJ/AZ/PIT/SEA/CAR/EP

DIFF: JAX/CHI, MIN/DET, GB/HOU, TEN/CLE, MIA/BUF, NE/SEA, 13/EP

Houston (Bored 8-5) d Green Bay (Vitamin X 7-6) 9-7

HOU: BAL/CHI/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/PHI/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/AZ/PIT/SEA/TB/24

GB: BAL/JAX/DET/GB/IND/ATL/PHI/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/STL/PIT/NE/TB/28

DIFF: CHI/JAX, MIN/DET, AZ/STL, SEA/NE, 24/28

Cleveland (sfaJack 6-6-1) ties Tennessee (Cuban Linx 2-9-2) 7-7

CLE: BAL/CHI/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/BUF/DEN/NYJ/AZ/PIT/NE/CAR/16(-9=7)

TEN: BAL/CHI/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/AZ/PIT/NE/TB/21(-28=7)

DIFF: BUF/MIA, CAR/TB, 16/21

Minnesota (Danville Wrestling 10-3) d by Detroit (Chazz 5-8) 4-8

MIN: WAS/CHI/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/BUF/KC/NYJ/STL/DAL/NE/TB/32(-20=12)

DET: BAL/JAX/MIN/HOU/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/MIA/KC/NYJ/STL/PIT/NE/CAR/14(-16=2)

DIFF: WAS/BAL, CHI/JAX, GB/HOU, BUF/MIA, DAL/PIT, TB/CAR, 32/14

Washington (Human Fly 7-6) d by Baltimore (KingPK 8-4-1) 7-7

WAS: BAL/CHI/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/MIA/KC/NYJ/STL/DAL/NE/CAR/17(-10=7)

BAL: BAL/CHI/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/MIA/KC/NYJ/AZ/DAL/NE/TB/28(-24=4)

DIFF: STL/AZ, CAR/TB, 17/28

Philadelphia (Starvenger 11-2) d N.Y. Giants (Cartman 6-7) 9-7

PHI: BAL/CHI/MIN/HOU/IND/NO/NYG/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/STL/PIT/NE/CAR/14

NYG: BAL/JAX/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/AZ/PIT/NE/CAR/24

DIFF: CHI/JAX, HOU/GB, NO/ATL, STL/AZ, 14/24

Atlanta (Porter 10-3) d New Orleans (Brooklyn Zoo 6-7) 7-4

ATL: BAL/CHI/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/PHI/CLE/MIA/KC/NYJ/AZ/DAL/NE/TB/31

NO: WAS/JAX/MIN/GB/IND/NO/NYG/TEN/BUF/DEN/NYJ/STL/DAL/NE/CAR/28

DIFF: BAL/WAS, CHI/JAX, ATL/NO, PHI/NYG, CLE/TEN, MIA/BUF, KC/DEN, AZ/STL, TB/CAR

N.Y. Jets (Gert T 7-6) d San Francisco (devo 8-5) 8-5

NYJ: BAL/JAX/MIN/GB/IND/NO/NYG/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/AZ/PIT/NE/CAR/24

SF: WAS/JAX/MIN/GB/IND/NO/NYG/CLE/MIA/DEN/NYJ/AZ/PIT/NE/TB/14

DIFF: BAL/WAS, TEN/CLE, CAR/TB

Miami (Spaceman Spiff 5-8) d by Buffalo (bob_barron 6-7) 8-11

MIA: BAL/CHI/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/PHI/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/AZ/PIT/NE/TB/24

BUF: BAL/CHI/DET/GB/IND/NO/PHI/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/AZ/PIT/NE/CAR/17

DIFF: MIN/DET, ATL/NO, TB/CAR

Kansas City (BX 7-6) d by Denver (CanadianChris 8-5) 8-7

KC: WAS/CHI/DET/HOU/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/STL/DAL/NE/CAR/10

DEN: BAL/CHI/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/AZ/PIT/NE/CAR/27

DIFF: WAS/BAL, DET/MIN, HOU/GB, STL/AZ, DAL/PIT

St. Louis (CanadianGuitarist 5-8) d Arizona (Vern Gagne 4-9) 8-5

STL: WAS/CHI/MIN/HOU/IND/NO/NYG/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/ARI/PIT/NE/TB/11

AZ: WAS/CHI/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/PHI/TEN/BUF/DEN/NYJ/AZ/DAL/NE/TB/35

DIFF: HOU/GB, NO/ATL, NYG/PHI, MIA/BUF, PIT/DAL

Dallas (Hawk 34 7-6) d by Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 8-4-1) 4-9

DAL: WAS/CHI/MIN/HOU/CIN/ATL/NYG/TEN/MIA/DEN/NYJ/STL/DAL/NE/TB/17

PIT: BAL/CHI/DET/GB/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/MIA/KC/NYJ/AZ/PIT/NE/TB/28

DIFF: WAS/BAL, MIN/DET, HOU/GB, CIN/IND, DEN/KC, STL/AZ, DAL/PIT

New England (HarleyQuinn 8-5) d Seattle (UZI Suicide 7-6) 9-6

NE: BAL/CHI/MIN/HOU/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/MIA/KC/NYJ/AZ/PIT/NE/TB/20

SEA: BAL/JAX/MIN/GB/IND/NO/NYG/TEN/BUF/DEN/NYJ/AZ/DAL/NE/CAR/14

DIFF: CHI/JAX, HOU/GB, ATL/NO, MIA/BUF, KC/DEN, PIT/DAL, TB/CAR

Tampa Bay (Agent_Bond34 5-8) d Carolina (fazzle 7-6) 8-7

TB: WAS/CHI/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/PHI/CLE/MIA/KC/SF/STL/PIT/NE/CAR/27

CAR: WAS/CHI/MIN/GB/IND/ATL/NYG/TEN/MIA/KC/NYJ/AZ/DAL/NE/CAR/22

DIFF: PHI/NYG, CLE/TEN, SF/NYJ, STL/AZ, PIT/DAL

CanadianChris · December 4, 2008

I was wondering, considering I saw the thread on Tuesday and couldn't find it yesterday when I went to submit my Thursday pick. I thought I'd been seeing things.

HarleyQuinn · December 4, 2008

*Claps* Now that's the Mod we all know and love!

bob_barron · December 4, 2008

So all the research and analysis I did on San Diego v. Oakland was for nothing?

USC Wuz Robbed! · December 4, 2008

What analysis was needed? It's Shitty Team A vs Shitty Team B. Enough said.

Kahran Ramsus · December 4, 2008

I would have picked the Raiders for tonight. I just have no faith in the Chargers at all, even against a team like Oakland.

USC Wuz Robbed! · December 4, 2008

The only thing the Chargers do decently is pass the ball. They are average to dismal in just about everything else. And what they do well, they won't against the Raiders and Nnamdi Asomugha.

December 4, 2008

I get to pick any team score I want for my tie breaker? That's pretty neat-o. And the NAME NOT REVEALED UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH mod must have really messed it up, because there's a mod folder where deleted posts go and I don't see anything in there.

December 4, 2008

When blues and teals delete posts/threads, they don't go into that folder. Deleted stuff only goes in there when a folder mod deletes something. I deleted one of my posts earlier and it disappeared.

kkktookmybabyaway · December 4, 2008

So all the research and analysis I did on San Diego v. Oakland was for nothing?

Yeah, that'll be 3 less seconds of you stalking celebs for pictures. Sorry.

December 4, 2008

When blues and teals delete posts/threads, they don't go into that folder. Deleted stuff only goes in there when a folder mod deletes something. I deleted one of my posts earlier and it disappeared.

Interesting. I did not realize that. Good job UNNAMED BLUE OR TEAL!

bob_barron · December 5, 2008

What analysis was needed? It's Shitty Team A vs Shitty Team B. Enough said.

I put in a painstaking amount of research and analysis into every game that I pick for the kkk bowl. It's something I take very seriously.

USC Wuz Robbed! · December 5, 2008

What analysis was needed? It's Shitty Team A vs Shitty Team B. Enough said.

I put in a painstaking amount of research and analysis into every game that I pick for the kkk bowl. It's something I take very seriously.

Aren't you like 4-8 or 5-7? Maybe the key is to take it less seriously?

alfdogg · December 5, 2008

Washington

Jacksonville

Detroit

Green Bay

Indianapolis

Atlanta

N.Y. Giants

Tennessee

Miami

Denver

N.Y. Jets

Arizona

Pittsburgh

New England

Carolina

Colts - 34

kkktookmybabyaway · December 5, 2008

Standings with a bit of kkk-ommentary .

AFC EAST

New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-5 < PF: 100, PA: 83, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 3-2 >

New York Jets (Gert) 6-6 < PF: 88, PA: 86, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 >

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 5-7 < PF: 100, PA: 103, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 >

Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 5-7 < PF: 85, PA: 91, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-2 >

Quinn plays one winning team the rest of the way. He has the season sweep of Gert; is up 1-0 on Bob with their next matchup being on Week 17.

AFC NORTH

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 7-4-1 < PF: 84, PA: 84, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1-1 >

Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 7-4-1 < PF: 94, PA: 89, AFC: 6-3-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-2 >

Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 6-6 < PF: 88, PA: 84, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-1 >

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-9-1 < PF: 88, PA: 98, AFC: 2-6-1, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-4-1 >

Kahran and PK face off in Week 15.

Kahran and Jack meet Week 17.

PK faces Washington, Pittsburgh, Dallas and Jacksonville -- all of which are .500 or better.

AFC SOUTH

Houston Texans (Bored) 7-5 < PF: 88, PA: 88, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 5-0 >

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-6 < PF: 84, PA: 89, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-4 >

Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-7 < PF: 79, PA: 89, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 >

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-9-1 < PF: 91, PA: 97, AFC: 1-6-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-3 >

Bored swept Always Pissed Off this year.

AFC WEST

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 7-5 < PF: 84, PA: 78, AFC: 6-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-1 >

Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 7-5 < PF: 94, PA: 88, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-1 >

San Diego Chargers (909) 6-6 < PF: 79, PA: 86, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-2 >

Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-9 < PF: 85, PA: 95, AFC: 3-6, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-4 >

Chris plays 909 Week 17.

BX plays 909 Week 16

NFC EAST

Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 10-2 < PF: 91, PA: 77, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 7-2, DIV: 2-1 >

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-5 < PF: 83, PA: 80, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 2-3 >

Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-5 < PF: 87, PA: 85, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 1-3 >

New York Giants (Cartman) 6-6 < PF: 85, PA: 91, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 3-1 >

Starvenger plays Human Fly Week 16 and Hawk Week 17.

Hawk plays Cartman Week 15.

Cartman plays winning teams from here on out.

NFC NORTH

Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 10-2 < PF: 98, PA: 76, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 4-1 >

Green Bay Packers (VX) 7-5 < PF: 87, PA: 87, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 3-1 >

Detroit Lions (Chazz) 4-8 < PF: 85, PA: 87, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-6, DIV: 2-2 >

Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-10 < PF: 78, PA: 95, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-9, DIV: 0-5 >

Danville and VX split their season series.

VX plays Agent and Chazz Weeks 16 and 17.

NFC SOUTH

Atlanta Falcons (USC) 9-3 < PF: 103, PA: 80, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 >

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-5 < PF: 85, PA: 95, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 3-1 >

New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 6-6 < PF: 86, PA: 88, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-3 >

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-8 < PF: 82, PA: 87, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-6, DIV: 1-3 >

USC plays Danville Week 16.

Fazzle and Zoo play Week 17; Fazzle is already up 1-0.

NFC WEST

San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-4 < PF: 90, PA: 84, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-2 >

Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 7-5 < PF: 95, PA: 84, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 3-1 >

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-8 < PF: 88, PA: 98, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-7, DIV: 1-3 >

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-8 < PF: 79, PA: 90, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-2 >

Devo and UZI split the season series.

Some more stuff. Division leaders have been B*nds'd. Tie-breakers for teams with the same record won't be determined until probably the start of Week 17.

*Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 7-4-1 < PF: 84, PA: 84, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1-1 >

Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 7-4-1 < PF: 94, PA: 89, AFC: 6-3-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-2 >

*Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 7-5 < PF: 84, PA: 78, AFC: 6-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-1 >

*New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-5 < PF: 100, PA: 83, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 3-2 >

*Houston Texans (Bored) 7-5 < PF: 88, PA: 88, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 5-0 >