Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 no a nigger is eddie murphy Dane Cook is a nigger.
The Niggardly King Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 hey only a nigger can say nigger, zipperhead
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Hey guys stop scaring away Jingus. I want him to answer my questions. You think a redneck indy wrestling star that wears velcro shoes wants anything to do with BLACK people? He probably ran from this thread as soon as he saw EHME's avatar.
bob_barron Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 At The Pit, you can't say nigger in boardum. :-(
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 I'll ask him at The Pit if you want me to, dawg...
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 I thought that they were supposed to be super badass and all about REAL MESSAGE BOARDING FREEDOM
The Niggardly King Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 bob_barron is the nigger scum skidmark of society
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 KOAB said he's going to flying triangle choke YPOV if he sees him on the streets, dawgs.
At Home Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Sorry that your thread took such a fucking stupid turn, Art.
The Ghost of bps21 Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 We can say nigger again. USA! USA! USA!
Jingus Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 I didn't respond before now because, really, what's the point? What's the etiquette for responding in a thread like this? You could be facetiously self-deprecating with a "lol, you're right guys, I really do suck", which doesn't seem right. Or you could be "fuck you, faggots!" which also seems improper. But since Spoon seemed so disappointed that I didn't RSVP here, I might as well make an appearance. Do I have to descend into the depths of America's Hell (Texas) and slap you across your stupid fucking face? So, in response to your using years-old bits of obsolete information, allow me to retort in the same vein: oh shit, he might beatbox at me with his virgin fingers covered in ballston, look out! Besides, I wouldn't even have to fight you, all I'd have to do is say "hey, remember when Kylie got cancer?" and you'd curl up into a fetal ball and sob all night. Ultimately I feel your heart isn't in this; you just don't seem to have that really condescending style of trolling which defines the true champions here. Various other points: -Velcro shoes. Yeah, I still have them, somewhere in my closet. And? They're not my primary shoes, I've got other pairs now, but even so I've never understood why they're supposed to be so awful. They were incredibly cheap, surprisingly comfortable, shockingly durable, and you could put them on in about three seconds. I wore them one week at the wrestling show when my nicer shoes I had worn had gotten ripped up, and the chick in the videos bizarrely marked out for it and spent the next two years yanking the velcro open every time we were in the ring together. Why? Who knows, but it amused her to no end, so I kept wearing them. -Edwin's pic: where the hell did you find that? Even I don't have pictures of my wrestling stuff, not more than half a dozen anyway, and I don't think that's one of mine. -The N word: when EHME arrived at the Pit, it might shock you to learn that he quickly found himself in heated name-calling sessions with other posters. Someone threw the N-bomb down not as a joke but as a serious slur, and we said, hey, don't do that again. -My opinions on movies: if you want to discuss with me in depth about why you think I'm wrong, that's totally okay. Don't just say "never talk about horror movies again", as Gary has on multiple occasions, and not even provide a single reason why. -Cough syrup: haven't drank that shit in... hell, I don't remember exactly, but at least two years, maybe more. Curious as to why that's still a joke about me when it's something I don't do. -pbone: when did I piss in your cheerios? You always acted friendly before, so the sudden change of heart was rather strange. -Wrestling shows: I quit a couple years ago when I moved out of Tennessee (where there were a million tiny indy shows all over the place) out here to Dallas (where there are none). It had been coming anyway, since I was getting pretty burned out; the low-budget wrestling show scene in Nashville is actually worse than you might imagine. And finally, Gary Floyd. You follow me around, constantly insulting; that's being a troll. You take private messages I sent you and post them in public; that's being a bitch. You used to have an account at the Pit under a fake name; that's being a pussy. And most puzzling of all, you consistently refuse to give even the most cursory explanation of why you act in such odd and immature ways. That's being... hell, I don't even know what you'd call that. Why are you even on these boards? When I say "hey, let's be adults and talk this out", you respond with "lol, jinguz wants to talk in a reasonable fashion, wut a fuckin faggot!"? It's not just counterintuitive, it's pathetic. Hell, it's even against the rules of this forum, since you're repeatedly derailed discussions in various folders with your creepy obsession with attacking me. Christ, what a sad life you must live if you're forced to wring your pleasure out of such pathetic activities as insulting someone on the internet. That is all.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Yo so what kind of work do you do now if you quit wrestling?
alfdogg Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Jingus, you're so stupid, you probably think Judo is used to make bagels.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 I'm meeting a girl tomorrow morning and I'm gonna make fun of her with this joke somehow. She'll probably love it. Thanks.
bob_barron Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Someone threw the N-bomb down not as a joke but as a serious slur, and we said, hey, don't do that again. ::raises hand::
DrVenkman PhD Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 "Jew dough" is a Jerry Lawler classic.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 -Edwin's pic: where the hell did you find that? Even I don't have pictures of my wrestling stuff, not more than half a dozen anyway, and I don't think that's one of mine. I just searched "jingus uswo" and it was on the first page.
Art Sandusky Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 "I flamed Jingus for five pages and all I got was this lousy Kylie insult." Pity that wouldn't fit on a shirt.
Black Lushus Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 That IS a pretty good dig on gary floyd though, at least give him that much!
Art Sandusky Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 Effective, but too mature. **3/4.
Black Lushus Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Yeah, I suppose he coulda just called him a bitch ass pussy and it woulda been more effective.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 I don't know where Gary Floyd got the balls to go after anyone. It was only a couple years ago he was a punching bag in this folder; that no one gives him shit now has nothing to do with him improving any.
At Home Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Do you just have an ellipses key on your keyboard?
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 You're not suppose to respond to me, you failed TSM lent.
Art Sandusky Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 I think pwning standards have changed in the last few years. I'm still working with the 2002 manual.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 I think pwning standards have changed in the last few years. I'm still working with the 2002 manual. Here's a typical gary floyd insult: "In fact, nobody likes it when you post. Just stop posting. Nobody will miss you."
Big Ol' Smitty Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 -Velcro shoes. Yeah, I still have them, somewhere in my closet. And? They're not my primary shoes, I've got other pairs now... OWNED.
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