Art Sandusky

OMG DOUBLE'D! That never happens to me. Shootout in the Hawaii Bowl, with Nevada up on UCF 28-26 midway through the 3rd.

ARGH TALK ABOUT THAT IN THE OTHER THREAD Give these small bowls their due. God I love Nevada's offense.

But the idea is to have sex with as many different women as possible to spread your seed. Ain't no time to settle down. DON'T YOU FOLLOW YOUR OWN GODDAMN CREEPY THEORIES EVEN

Wildpegasus has things for older women because he and his fellow nerdy social porcupines only interact with older women, as their peer group (correctly) wants nothing to do with them. Teachers, professors, friends' mothers, etc.

And he's got a GPS in his ride.

Oh man, I didn't think men at gay weddings would actually wear dresses.

Murmuring Beast is so underrated.

There were Sensible Randy Orton jokes, but Mo Vaughn ate them, because Omar Minaya only wants Latinos on the New York Mets. I froze when I read what Failed Mascot wrote, because Hoff is fat, Matt Young's girlfriend is ugly, CWM wore a dress, the Pit flirts with Leena, and the admin is a robot. So when do we change this thread to Frivolous Dead Joke Bullshit? You forgot that I'm ALWAYS on drugs.

Hey Hoff, I found the Mole Hammer .gif on my computer.

Pretty much, yeah. I vote for you.

Now what the hell was that. Get off the guy already.

Same fuckin' Big Johnson shirts in fifty different big stores. Whee!

Are you serious. Hey, will applicants be informed by PM or E-mail or what about their status? I don't wanna accidentally delete the yay or nay.

Oh yeah, we're flaming down here. We were even one of the showcased cities on some mid-90s MTV special about them sorta folk. Myrtle Beach is K-Mart on the ocean. He was correct.

I crapped on a Playboy bunny because fruitcakes fly.

I know. It's the formula that kills it. Most of it would be pretty good if it were trimmed down.

This was a WP homage, btw.

Psh, whatever. Vin Diesel brings the edgy, extreme demographic.

People like you are why society's so quick to criticize. Completely ignore that I've obviously changed.

I'll never grow old, I'll never die, and I'll always eat oatmeal.

I just... act as nice and compromising as I can when driving. I look at it as a group effort of everyone out on the road, so no need for me to cause trouble or get anyone mad. I rarely get mad either, only if something exceedingly dangerous is done by someone near where I am. I'm such an old man.

Haven't you realized that they're not grouped together based on style, they all sound bad. That's why I say they sound the same, because they all share the same intolerable nature. I understand why those who like them do (although sometimes it's a surprise from different people), but I sure as heckfire don't.

Y'know, Saddam sounds like a cool person to hang around, he's just a really bad leader.

Hey, something else I've been courted for. Tour guides make huge money around here and have to take exhaustive exams about the history/geography of the area to get the job in the first place.