Mr. S£im Citrus

Believe me, Judge, I know just how you feel...

This assumes that the viewer has the game on television where they live.

neither could the "better" spurs. the fucking LAKERS won more regular season games than the spurs. The Spurs had fifty-seven wins in the regular season. The Lakers had fifty-six. The Lakers were seeded higher because the Division Champion is automatically seeded no lower than second, not necessarily because they had more wins. Take the Eastern Conference, for example: the Pistons had fifty-four wins, and the Nets had forty-seven, but the Nets were seated higher because they won their division.

Perhaps you'd prefer a separate thread for the draft, the start of free agency, the trade deadline, training camp, etc?

I don't expect to see Bowen sign anywhere else; he's probably just doing it to help San Antonio cap-wise.

I first read it in an interview a couple of years ago, after Wallace got his first DPOY. He also confessed in that interview that he's closer to 6'6" than his "program" height of 6'9".

If I remember correctly, Pitino had Wallace at a training camp too... and Wallace left because Pitino tried to make him into a shooting guard.

Danny, if it's any consolation, people used to tell me that my moves were impossible all the time... so I started writing even more acrobatic spots, until the shit that I was writing originally looked ordinary by comparison... - Dub "I'm a freakin' circus acrobat; what do you mean I can't do it?" Cee

pinnacle, that's priceless; you mind if I borrow that?

No need to put them on the card to do that, Judge; I used to do it on the promo shows all the time... Hell, it was practically the only way you could actually get me to promo... - Dub "I still don't like promos" Cee

alfdogg, I agree with you about Wallace, but Adelman wasn't going to play him, anyway... If he develops into a star in Charlotte, I'm going to be highly pissed.

I plan to do a Frost Report some time this week, as soon as I get settled aboard the Vinson, in case you want to post that, too. - Dub Cee

I will likely be watching Game 5 from the male Combat Systems berthing aboard the Carl Vinson, unless I can find a good sports bar in Bremerton; Pistons better win.

Yeah, right... I was stationed in Hawaii for three years, and hated every minute of it; you have no idea how much flak I take from people on my case because I don't like the beach.

Don't feel too bad, Rando; I'm just about the exact opposite of pasty white, and I hate the beach, too. - Dub "Okay, I'm not quite as black as Thugg, but I definitely don't need a fucking tan" Cee

If that happened, I'd probably laugh so hard that I'd develop a hernia.

I checked out the box score and saw that Lindsey Hunter had more blocks than Shaquille O'Neal... I couldn't stop smiling for five minutes.

Slow down, fellas. I wouldn't call it a "return" so much as a "I needed to get my writing fix, and don't have time to make a comeback." I finally report to the Vinson next week; once I get settled in, we'll see.

.... Ooooookaaaaaay... Seriously, don't feel bad about a thing, Flik; I'm just out of touch 'cause I'm old... hell, Chrono Trigger is the only thing that even registered in that whole post; the rest was over my head.

"The Human Victory Cigar." That's priceless!

You're making me dizzy.

What are you talking about? I picked myself to win all the time!

You from Chicago, TCR?

"What'd I Say," by Ray Charles. R.I.P.