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Hey, WC, miss this? As a matter of fact, I did...

Uhm... since this show is supposed to go up on Friday, is there any chance we could find out which members of the Trinity and the Unnamed are supposed to be in the match?

Hakeem Olajuwon. 1993-94.

No, you're not. I've followed this show from the beginning, and I've loved every season. In fact, it's the only sitcom I've watched regularly (other than That 70's Show) since Night Court went off the air.

... My day keeps getting better and better; I miss out on the only opportunity I've ever had to see a Kings game live so that I could write that match for Smarkdown, and now... *SIGH* I'm going to deviate from the norm, though, and not complain about the actual match, though; I understand the position you were put in, King, and I can see where you're coming from with why you had to book it like this. Actually, I'm more bothered by the relatively short word limit than I am by the booking. Oh well... fuck it; I guess we're just going to have to win it the hard way, eh Johnny?

What the hell was that all about? Who pissed in your Wheaties?

WC : Ejiro :: Ejiro : Danny

You guys probably could have saved at least twenty posts in this thread by simply saying that throwback = retro... And, I'm beginning to think that I'm the only American citizen under thirty who doesn't like OutKast...

Well, shit, no team in the NBA is as good offensively as expected, except for the Kings... Now, if only the defense could catch up with the offense...

Nothing like the Hawks to break out of a losing streak... I swear, the Lakers could have all left the court and went home with about five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and the Hawks couldn't have caught up before time ran out...

SWF Lockdown HOLT report January 7, 2004 Chicago, Illinois at United Center Report by Ryan Amerighi of Libertyville, IL Smartmarks.com reader Dark Matches: - Daredevil beats “Suicidal” Jay Freeman in 3:22 with Flight of the Fearless. - John Duran beat Aecas in 6:49 with Ultimate Sin. There was an audible gasp to see Duran get someone that big up off the mat like that. - CIA beat Judge Mental in 11:18 with Air Canada. Afterwards, Judge sat in the ring for several minutes, staring at his hands as if there was something there. Lockdown: - Tonight, after the Stryke/Craven match, they had what Funyon announced as the final Clusterfuck ticket giveaway. Dante Crane was the guest emcee. - Good Grief! Matthews may have the most boring moveset in the history of wrestling! We had to chant “Boring” just to stay awake! If it weren’t for Matheson being an ass outside the ring, he probably would have committed genocide by boring us all to death! - Funyon announced that Matthew Kivell had to be taken to Cook County Hospital for observation. Anthony Michael Hall came back out to call the tag match in his place. - I swear to God, the fucking roof blew off when Soapdish counted three on Ejiro! He kind of sat on his knees in the middle of the ring for a few minutes, just staring at the title. And then, Dace and Janus ran down to the ring, each with a case of beer, to help him celebrate. They hoisted him on their shoulders and paraded him around the ring, and then they set him down and gave him a beer bath while we all chanted Danny’s name. Biggest Pops 1) Danny Williams 2) Linchpin (hometown pop) 3) Wild and Dangerous 4) Mike Van Siclen (hometown pop) 5) Grand Slam Most Heat 1) Va’aiga 2) Ejiro Fasaki 3) HVT 4) Judge Hearford 5) James Matheson

You'll wear your singlet, and LIKE IT!!!

??? Well... that seems... very random... Did Johnny ask for the show off?

.... Honestly, Thugg? It may. I don't know what my schedule is going to be like, or what the ship's deployment cycle is until I get there. There's a very real chance that I could have to take an indefinite leave of absence when I transfer.

It does indeed, Tom. It does indeed...

Remember when we used to have the stocks? We should bring that back; this woman should be sentenced to two days in the stocks.

For the first time since I got to Hawaii, I'm happy. Why am I happy, you ask? Because I just received my 'Get out of Hell Free' card, also known as my Official Change Duty Orders! :: cabbage patches :: By June 14, I'll be aboard the USS Carl Vinson, out of Bremerton, Washington. And what's even better that I get to report to Virginia Beach for technical training before heading to my ship. Virginia Beach. Home. I get to spend time with CJ! :: breakdances :: Bremerton, here I come!

So, crusen is 18, huh? Happy birthday! Now, come out of your hole and post, you freak!

That'll work; thanks.

Consider it done, Thugg. Only for you. Can anybody check my stats out to see if I did a decent job with my descripions?

I need four random numbers between 0 and 9; I can't tell you why, but it'd be a big help if I could get four different people to each give me one.

Well, Thugg, if it makes you feel any better, your latest bitch session has made me take a closer look at my stats... I think that most of my moves are either well-described or pretty self-explanatory, but I will happily add description if there is anyone who doesn't know what the following moves are: Corkscrew Vertical Suplex Asai Moonsault Gamengiri Senton splash Backflip Kick Tag Team moves: Double leg-whip powerbomb Slingshot into Blockbuster

I noticed about a week ago, but I didn't know who to complain to...

Danny beats WC... Va'aiga beats Danny... WC beats Va'aiga... My head hurts...

I looked for it on Kazaa, but didn't find it.