Mr. S£im Citrus

I'll show. My match is already half-done. And I already have the finish planned out, so I'll wrap it up in the next couple of days.

I'm bout it.

I wish to hell that Hawaii wasn't a state... at least that way, I could have drawn Foreign Duty Pay when I was stationed over there...

Cite?

I'm confused; I thought you liked the Suns...

Hey, if nobody's using the HoM this week, book Bruner in a short (< or = 4K) match. I really can't write a full match, but I feel bad about no-showing my last two bookings, and I'd like to contribute something.

Welcome to the Revolution? Well, at least we know why Toxxic went recruiting now...

Wait, the WCC gets defended before I get my rematch? How does that work? Also, let the record reflect that I did tell Tom I could work a tag match for this show...

Go to hell. And kiss my ass on your way down.

And who's saying there shouldn't be any consequences? The issue is whether the consequences he's having to face are proportionate to the remarks that he made. It occurs to me that the only person qualified to make this determination is the guy who signs Imus' paycheck. And, since that guy is going to listen to his sponsors who, in turn, are listening to the black people buying his product that appear to be threatening to boycott if he doesn't take action...

Golden State playing Dallas to a six or seven-game series is the worst thing that could possibly happen... to the Suns.

You can't "style" your hair to be nappy.

Nah, Johnny's problem isn't that he over-describes moves, it's that he mis-describes them... For instance, he might call an armbar a "collateral bicep clutch," or something... You're still my boy, Blue!

Tell Don Imus to fuck Don Imus.

"Every time I seem to write a submission or hold... Certain people like to like to jump on me... that move's not called that..." Dude, you wanted to call a waistlock takedown a "reverse lateral toss."

Since I'm commenting on Skull Radio: I don't think that Jimmy the Doom is all that hard to write. In the match that I actually showed against her/him, I feel like I had a good grasp of the character, writing purely based on what was in the stats. The only thing was that I completely and consciously no-sold the "sound effects." I think I maybe kinda-sorta understand why Drea does it (way to put myself out on a limb there), and it works for Drea, but it doesn't work for me, and when I get my rematch, I'm not putting any of those "sound effects" in that, either. By the way (speaking of rematches), I believe you said something on last week's episode of Skull Radio about Drea's match being written in such a way that it left open the possibility of a rematch, which led me to ask myself: how could it have possibly been written to where I shouldn't have been entitled to a rematch?

Hey Johnny, do you do that deadpan thing on purpose, or do you actually not get people's jokes? EDIT - and yes, the Bird Dropping is essentially a "Whoopie Cushion." or, as I prefer to think of it (since I didn't like face Doink), an Earthquake splash done from the top rope. I didn't describe it because I felt as though I'd gone through enough trouble to describe it over the course of both of the Birdman periods that I don't feel as though I should have to describe the move exactly every time I write a match... I don't describe the Wild Ride every match either, as I figure that I've been around long enough and have written enough matches for other people to know what it is; it's not like we've got ten new writers that have never seen the move in use before...

Jordan has to make re-signing Gerald Wallace priority #1 this offseason, that's all there is to it.

That's because nobody argues with MANSON... twice...

Jon B - Bonafide Janet Jackson - janet Hikaru Utada - Distance Boyz II Men - II Jon B - Cool Relax Digital Underground - Sex Packets The Notorious BIG - Ready to Die (Disc 1 only) Erykah Badu - Baduism Michael Jackson - Thriller Stevie Wonder - Songs in the Key of Life Janet Jackson - The Velvet Rope Digital Underground - Sons of the P LL Cool J - Mr. Smith Boyz II Men - Cooleyhighharmony LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out Janet Jackson - All 4 You Michael Jackson - Off the Wall Prince - Purple Rain Christina Aguilera - Stripped Digital Underground - The Body Hat Syndrome And, as an "honorable mention," the albums I listen to the most that I don't like every song: Jon B - Stronger Everyday: The first half of the album is great; the second half is garbage. LL Cool J - Phenomenon: I literally like every other song. Jamiroquai - A Funk Odyssey: I love the first three tracks and the last two, and can't stand the five in between. Do "Best of" collections count?

:: shrugs :: Well, somebody's gotta do it, I guess... Boo Raynor for booking WC in the main event!

Fucking Musselman can't even lose right; I've been waiting for weeks for him to play the kids, and now that he finally does, they fucking beat Utah?

You can write against Drake, if you want; all things being equal, I'd rather not be booked this week. If not, I'll show, though.

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