Mr. S£im Citrus

Don't work for Verizon, unless you have a high tolerance for people that are completely ignorant of computers that love to ask stupid questions and say things like "well, it worked just fine before I switched to..." ... which I personally didn't realize that I lacked, until after I took this job...

SCORE! EDIT - Although, now that I think about it, since it has been established in kayfabe that WC was Birdman, I'm not really sure why they're listed up there separately.

Believe me, for most people this stupid, I just connect to their computer and configure shit myself... But, as I was trying to set this dumbass up, I discovered much to my chagrin that IE owns him, too. I mean, hell, he kept doing dumb shit like forgetting to add the .com, if you can fucking believe that... How am I supposed to tell someone that stupid to go to a website and enter a code so that I can connect to his computer? I even typed the link up and e-mailed it to him, and he still somehow managed to fuck it up.

I just finished with trying to help the stupidest man in Maryland try to connect to the internet on his desktop. I wanted to verify his configuration, so I asked him to open up the DOS shell and type 'ipconfig /all' His response, and I quote, "I have a key that says 'Alt,' but I don't see 'All.'" ARRRGH!

This might sound like a dumb question, but if WWE really has spies on this board, how do you know that anyone who asks you for the link to this supposed other site isn't a spy as well?

Bumped for the following announcement: Details about the House of Marvelous set, as well as bio information for the host and his bodyguard are now available in Birdman's old stats post.

What about seeing Nicolette Sheridan in her underwear?

Don't worry, Danny, you're not the only one... I can't write Toxxic for that exact reason... that's probably why I lost to him all the time...

They have JiB in South Carolina... None here in VA, though.

Okay, well, since at least a handful of people seem to be for it, I guess I'll replace Birdman's stats with details about Sir Marvelous and the HOM set sometime here in the next couple of days.

I can't take any list seriously that classifies Arn Anderson as a "weak link."

The large metal object that MVS brought to the ring (which, if I'd had the time to go back and edit it in and/or promo, I would have made clear) was reshaped out of the same lead pipe that Van Siclen originally used to separate WC's shoulder back in '04. As far as the finish, the point was for the swing that WC took to have separated Van Siclen's shoulder, thereby making the shoulder breaker submission possible; basically, I was going for the WarGames '92 finish. If I'd had time to add it in, I would have had WC do additional damage to the shoulder by jumping off the top to spike that weapon into MVS's shoulder.

Eh? Did I screw something up somewhere? I thought I'd covered all my bases on that...

I'll believe that after you win your first title defense.

I just find it kind of funny that, after four years in the fed, Thoth still seems to have a hard time remembering who the hell I am or what I'm about half the time... I mean, he reads off the match participants, and you can practically hear the "who?" in his voice when he gets to WC.

So, what was the official reason why the panelists hate me? Because I post in teal?

So... nobody but Toxxic or Spike has an opinion?

Ian v. Larkin = show stealer~! Polls for 2006-07 MOY are officially closed.

No, it means that WCC beating WHC >>>> WHC beating WCC. Hence, why I was rooting for Tom.

Since the show's not up and I've got a few minutes, I might as well... SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT/CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Stephens © vs. Tom Flesher © - Taamo all the way; do it for the Cruisers, Tom! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - OLD SCHOOL RULES Bruce Blank © vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke - Blank is underrated, but I love Hawke's style. If both write, it'll be damned close... Fuck it, I'm going with Hawke -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- GRUDGE MATCH Wildchild vs. Mike Van Siclen - No comment -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- CAGE MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix © vs. "The Beast" Gabriel Drake - Back the Mak! Err... that is, uhm... Back the Drake! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- FIRST BLOOD MATCH Johnny Dangerous vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews - Tag Team pride! Go Johnny Go! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Jimmy the Doom © vs. The Crimson Skull - I wouldn't be surprised to see a DNS, but I'll pick Jimmy anyway. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDERS MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu - If Spike writes, he should win. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- MYSTERY MATCH "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. ??? - You'll never go broke betting on Danny Williams. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- FATAL FOURWAY ELIMINATION MATCH The Scion of Light vs. Scotty "The Crush" Raina vs. MANSON vs. Scott Rageheart - Raina for the big upset! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH "The Unique Youth" Zyon vs. JJ Johnson - JJ Johnson; he's all that, and a bowl of grits! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF FROST PRE-PPV SHOW SINGLES MATCH Ian vs. Larkin Special Guest Referee: THE BOSTON STRANGLER~! - I smell Screwjob!

That never gets old...

:: snickers :: He really hasn't been around in a while...

In at 10,778. The longest match I've written on my own since the 04 'Fuck, I think.

I'm at a hair under 9K, but I'm about a thousand or so words from my planned finish, and the only time I'll have to write it all day will be roughly 90 minutes before the deadline.

Actually, my argument was more along the lines of, "why is it always presumed to be consensual when it was a female teacher/male student, but when it's a male teacher/female student, it is always presumed that the teacher is some sort of manipulative pedophile?" Why are the female teachers always given "the benefit of the doubt," for lack of a more appropriate term? Basically, what I'm saying is that, in NoCalMike's post, he came off to me like he feels that when it's male teachers, it's always because the teacher's a shitbag that's preying on impressionable young girls, but when it's a female teacher, then it's more or less okay, because she's just giving the kid what he wants... And I want to know why do we presume that to be the case? He seems to think that the double standard is acceptable, but I'm calling bullshit on that point of view.