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Don't they spray the seeds with all sorts of toxins? One would think. oh why the hell am i worrying about toxins when i'm asking about doing drugs Five packets of seeds sounds like an awful lot for me to eat jsut to have something that's about 1% as LSD, and ecstasy without euphoria. I hate my life. I fucking NEED euphoria.

well, they might be giants. (San Francisco Giants?)

But at least Cleveland's suffering lent itself to the heartwarming comedy classic Major League. Philadelphia is just a big city of disgruntledness.

"And So It Begins": an oasis of information and goodness in a desert of mind-numbing football discussion.

"So don't give me that X bullshit b/c I'm right."

The best thing about the Super Bowl is it means Spring Training is only like a week and a half away after that.

Wow, CanadianGuitarist, thank you for that assortment of compelling golf calls.

And you might get Sammy Sosa too. The Mets have been having quite an active offseason; it'll be really disappointing when you finish in third place.

The Spurs are the real deal, methinks. I can't see any lower-seed teams upsetting them in the first two rounds of the playoffs. Only Phoenix and Seattle can give them a run for their money.

It amazes me that the Rangers were persuing this deal at all. There's got to be a better use for of money for a team with a potent offense to sign a 1B/DH long term. Yeah like a pitching staff that consists of more than Kenny Rogers.

dumbass

I bet Paul McCartney is gonna do a really good show!

I wasn't able to get in there last week. Every time I tried to get in, a popup came up saying that my AIM needed to be upgraded even though it was already. And words can't describe how tense I am right now. Being unable to chat with TSMers is hard on all of us.

yeah...seems nice....sounds familiar....sorta like...HITLER!!!!!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY WON'T ANYONE REPLY WAAAAAAH I'M CRONOT I BITCH WHEN NOBODY ANSWERS WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HAVE A STUPID SIGNATURE WITH THE OFFSPRING OF KIRBY AND A PIKACHU WAAAAAAAAH THe reason he's more of a hot topic is because he's Hollywood's Bad Boy®.

I will have to kill their children, you know this. Remember. Remember that it is my burden to do so, and judge me not for my sins, for I commit them for the benefit of us all. That is if our wild bouts of animalistic copulations ever produce children. We could just fuck like rabid bunnies...without breeding a single soul. We could, instead, choose to sacrifice human children to our pagan God in heathenistic rituals, starting our own cult, and therefore acquire many followers. They will be the ones producing offspring, not us. When the time comes, said babies will be our sacrifices. .... You know which school has a cool fight song? Notre Dame.

Be fair. There are some things like Jennings saying "let's check the election results in Florida and see if they got it right this time" or the use of the conservative modifier without the converse use of the liberal modifier.

Oh my fucking God.

The hell? That's like yelling "The Bible" or "Christmas" at Chris Jericho hahaha HAN-UK-KAH! HAN-UK-KAH! "This crowd doesn't like Raven, professor!"

I'd also attribute some of the drop to Larry Brown not being as focused. That could hurt them a bit too.

is Metwad the new Hey Kotz?

If UndertakerHart said KC needs a team he'll eat his words when the Duck move there

Oh. Pshyeah right. In the spirit of big band, I recommend everyone a song called "Strawberry Soup" by the Don Ellis Orchestra. It's hard to find. If you cannot, hit me up on AIM and I will send its greatness to you.

I wonder if the settlement included a free O'Reilly Factor windbreaker. Seriously. Who could possibly wear Bill O'Reilly merchandise in public? Now I may be wearing my Crossfire "Coming From The Right" boxer shorts, but that's different. It was a tough call between that pair or the ones with Begala and Carville on them that said "two left-leaning nuts"

Yeah. I think morality is a good thing and all, but even I think the Christian right is killing the GOP. Because for these guys, morality is like how sex is for some people: the more they talk about it, the less they have it. It seems like the raving pastors and ministers who say we need to emphasize family values, clean up our airwaves, and keep evil-lution out of public schools are more likely to get caught in the back alley behind a Washington strip club doing lines of cocaine off a Hispanic leather-clad transvestite prostitute named 'Topaz.'