Nighthawk

If by you, you mean you, then yes.

Who gives a shit?

Hey, if they liked it, good for them.

Oh, you're worse than him.

I don't know who that is.

Yeah, and iron my shirt, bitch.

I don't understand this either.

Why, you worthless cumstain.

Hm, not too much unknown. You already know what the movie's about before you watch it. Probably would be about the scariest thing in the world if it actually happened to you, watching it not so much. Scariest part of that movie I always thought was when it ate that one guy with the kid watching and you see his leg floating down to the bottom. The leg wasn't scary, I mention it so you know which one I mean. That scene had a kind of mood where you know something bad's happening but it's too quick and there's too much going on so you can't quite get your head around it before it's over. I find that a very unsettling sensation. Think that was the first clear view of the shark you got, as well. Sharks can be some scary bitches. Prehistoric, you know, and primal, and when you encounter them it's in their element and not yours. Probably about the scariest natural creatures under the right circumstances.

Right, so which moment was it from Jaws? That probably is the scariest movie. I mean, people quit going to the beach, yeah, it had kids afraid to sit on the toilet.

You guys are idiots. What the hell do you care what these people said?

XXX is not a real rating, it was invented by the porn industry. The MPAA used X, but it's been discontinued in favor of NC-17. X was the only rating you could give yourself, so porn movies were self rated and not submitted to the MPAA obviously. The association of X with porn is what caused them to drop it.

40%, 40%, 56%, 61% I clicked random answers without reading them.

You know how sometimes when people play guitar they hop up and down? I hate that. It's not just in videos, but sometimes it is.

She's All That

Spiders aren't insects, you know.

You know, she's got some big shoulders.

That's his style, he's funny. Will Smith was never the mean kind of rapper... but he's one of a few people with enough charisma to hold his own in the court of public opinion. Still... he's won this feud already. He brought Coolio in. If Eminem responds, he can come back with MC Hammer, and Marky Mark and Vanilla Ice and Tone Loc. It's like the Bad News Bears. Everybody loves the underdog.

I have a shirt with the confederate flag on it that says "If it ain't redneck, it ain't sheet."

That sounds good. This will be good for both guys.

Talkin to me? I was saying that reading Jaxl's poem, I thought it was Morrison's, till I got further and saw certain things. I was telling Jaxl to take it as a compliment that I confused it with something his idol would write. No, talking to him. A roundabout way of saying they weren't great. Holding it up to Axl Rose standards though, that's better.

Looks like a Freudian slip.

I don't like their politics.

Sorry, buddy, but I was saying "I haven't read much of Jim's stuff but I remember it being better than this..." I'm sure they're better as lyrics, though.

Oh man... I love Will Smith's rap, back when he was the Fresh Prince. Still... Jazzy Jeff was the more talented of the two. Doing this wouldn't be a smart move, but I'm glad to see him take some initiative. I badly want to like Will Smith's music again, maybe this will light a fire under his ass.