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Of course, if a casino refuses to take any more money from a psycho gambler, that person will sue the casino under the pretense of the casino not allowing him/her the chance to win his money back. Funny thing is when I lived in southwest Ohio gambling was a big issue. I'm sure this just added more fuel to the fire...

If you can't win at the Blackjack table, go for the courtroom -- your odds are better...

Great, then they'll get sued for making these fatties even fatter. Should have offered to buy everyone treadmills or something -- nobody would take 'em..

Damn, that's like one ever 30-45 minutes. I guess if you rub one out quick enough and then spend the rest of the time resting it could be done. But there's no way I want someone from Guinness sitting nearby keeping track -- unless she was hot...

Source please. And it better not be from FAUX NEWS or the NY POST...

LaParkaYourCar Ripper Youth N Asia The New Me...

I cannot find the server. And I looked everywhere -- even under the bed...

I would say the Klan ran off with little Joey, but I'm tired of saying that every time one of these threads gets created. So I'll just say it's the title to my favorite Ramones song...

You bet it is -- 10 games are split on this prediction. Remember that if someone doesn't submit their picks for the week, their team gets my (Steelers) selections, including tiebreaker. I have listed the deciding games under each matchup to give you all a clearer idea of who to cheer for today -- I also did this in hopes of someone catching any possible mistakes I may have done to their picks. On a side note -- I have to stop watching these NFL pre-game shows. They make me want to go back and flip all my picks at least twice during a broadcast. I don't want to know Carolina had trouble with Atlanta last year. And on that note. Will the games between Hardyz1's Ghost and Flyboy, and nl5xsk1 and Human Fly, despite each constest splitting EIGHT games, be decided via tie-breakers? Does Lightning Flik see something in the Falcons that the rest of us do not? Does razazteca see something in the Cardinals that the rest of us do not? Will there be any undefeated or winless teams at the end of tonight? Will Gert T pick yet another correct Jets score? Talk amongst yourselves... WEEK 4 Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 1-2) @ Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 2-1) Philly/Buffalo, Cincy/Clev, Jax/Houston, SF/Min, TN/Pit, Indy/NO, Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-0) @ Buffalo Bills (Eagan469’s Ghost 2-1) Jax/Hou, NE/Wash, GB/Chicago Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 2-1) @ Carolina Panthers (fazzle 1-1) Atl/Car, NE/Wash, SD/Oak, Dallas/NYJ Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 1-2) @ Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 1-2) Cincy/Clev, SD/Oak, Dallas/NYJ, Indy/NO Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 1-2) @ Houston Texans (Bored 1-2) KC/Buffalo, SF/Min, SD/Oak, Dallas/NYJ, San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 1-2) @ Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 2-1) Cincy/Clev, Jax/Hou, San/Min, AZ/STL, SD/Oak, GB/Chicago Tennessee Titans (Space Cowboy 2-1) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 1-2) Cincy/Cle, SF/Min, TN/Pit, Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 1-2) @ St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 1-2) Philly/Buffalo, Atlanta/Carolina, Jax/Houston, NE/Wash, SD/Oak, Indy/NO New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 0-3) @ Washington Redskins (Human Fly 2-1) Cincy/Clev, Jax/Hou, SF/Min, TN/Pit, NE/Wash, SD/Oak, Dallas/NYJ, Indy/NO San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 1-2) @ Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-1) Cincy/Clev, SF/Min, NE/Wash, Dal/NYJ, GB/Chicago Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 1-2) @ Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 3-0) Cincy/Clev, TN/Pit, Dallas/NYJ, Dallas Cowboys (Just John 1-1) @ New York Jets (Gert T 2-1) Cincy/Clev, Jax/Hou, SF/Min, SD/Oak, Dallas/NYJ, GB/Chicago Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 2-1) @ New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 2-1) Philly/Buffalo, Cincy/Clev, Jax/Hou, TN/Pit, NE/Wash, SD/Den, Dallas/NYJ, GB/Chicago Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 1-2) @ Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 1-1) Philly/Buffalo, Cincy/Clev

Thanks for the kind words, the only thing that irks me is the 1 or 2 mistakes I make each week. I have each team's schedule charted out so keeping track isn't that difficult. I have an idea regarding posting individual matchups that I'm going to try and put into place for Week 5. And for those wondering what happened to Bravesfan, he told me that he was moving across state lines (and across an ocean, too) so he may not have Internet access yet...

I guess I'm supposed to feel bad but oh well...

No, this means one of two things. 1) Your picks go up against mine -- anybody that doesn't submit their picks has his team represented by me. 2) I'll be mentioning in the Week 5 Pick 'em thread that if Eagan doesn't give me his picks (I e-mailed him and said he's still welcome in my contest) then somebody else can claim the Bills on that Pick 'em thread (first come, first seve). If I don't get a response by Eagan the person that reserved Buffalo gets that team...

Final results, mistakes pending... Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 3-1) d. Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 2-2) via tiebreaker 10-10. Tom had 21, Ravens had 10; cartman had 30, Chiefs had 17. Buffalo Bills (Eagan469’s Ghost 3-1) d. Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-1) 9-8 Carolina Panthers (fazzle 2-1) d. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 2-2) 8-6 Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 2-2) d. Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 1-3) 11-9 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 2-2) d. Houston Texans (Bored 2-2) 9-9 via tiebreaker. APO had 17 points, Jags had 20; Bored had 17 points, Houston had 24. San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 2-2) d. Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 2-2) 10-8 Tennessee Titans (Space Cowboy 2-2) d. Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 1-3) 11-10 St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 2-2) d. Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 1-3) 9-7 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 1-3) d. Washington Redskins (Human Fly 2-2) 10-8 San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 2-2) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-2) 10-7 Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 2-2) d. Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 3-1) 11-10 New York Jets (Gert T 3-1) d. Dallas Cowboys (Just John 1-2) 10-6 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 3-1) d. Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 2-2) 9-9 via tiebreaker. Flyboy had 28 points, Saints had 21; Hardyz’s had 20 points, Indy had 55. Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 2-1) d. Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 1-3)10-10 via tiebreaker. Terror had 16 points, Bears had 23. Spiff had 27 points; Pack had 38. AFC EAST New York Jets (Gert T) 3-1 <PF: 40, PA: 36, TB: 14> Buffalo Bills (Eagan469) 3-1 <PF: 35, PA: 31, TB: 48> Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 1-2 <PF: 28, PA: 30, TB: 21> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 1-3 <PF: 37, PA: 38, TB: 55> AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 3-1 <PF: 39, PA: 37, TB: 21> Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 2-2 <PF: 39, PA: 40, TB: 36> Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 1-3 <PF: 38, PA: 41, TB: 29> Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway) 1-3 <PF: 36, PA: 38, TB: 45> AFC SOUTH Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 3-1 <PF: 39, PA: 37, TB: 33> Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 2-2 <PF: 36, PA: 32, TB: 69> Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 2-2 <PF: 32, PA: 38, TB: 17> Houston Texans (Bored) 1-3 <PF: 39, PA: 37, TB: 30> AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 3-1 <PF: 43, PA: 41, TB: 21> San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34) 2-2 <PF: 38, PA: 36, TB: 50> Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 2-2 <PF: 40, PA: 41, TB: 40> Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 1-3 <PF: 35, PA: 39, TB: 38> NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 2-1 <PF: 29, PA: 27, TB: 35> New York Giants (bob_barron) 2-1 <PF: 26, PA: 24, TB: 12> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 2-2 <PF: 42, PA: 40, TB: 26> Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 1-2 <PF: 22, PA: 25, TB: 46> NFC NORTH Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 2-1 <PF: 28, PA: 27, TB: 17> Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 2-2 <PF: 36, PA: 37, TB: 42> Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 2-2 <PF: 38, PA: 41, TB: 39> Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 1-3 <PF: 37, PA: 36, TB: 34> NFC SOUTH New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 3-1 <PF: 37, PA: 36, TB: 24> Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 2-1 <PF: 26, PA: 23, TB: 9> Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 2-1 <PF: 34, PA: 35, TB: 49> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 1-2 <PF: 25, PA: 27, TB: 22> NFC WEST Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 2-1 <PF: 24, PA: 26, TB: 21> St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 2-2 <PF: 31, PA: 32, TB: 37> San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 2-2 <PF: 40, PA: 38, TB: 68> Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 1-3 <PF: 35, PA: 38, TB: 41>

AMEN! Oh, that used to rile me up when my co-workers did that. And of course, when they got the extra hours and didn't show up for work guess who the managers called? Yep. Too bad I never came in, even if I wasn't doing anything. And then, of course, I was the one who got in trouble the next time I came in for work. But *Dust, you left out the best part -- when payday arrived, these kids would then complain that their paycheck isn't any bigger...

Yep. He then went to the Eagles and now the Panthers. And it's not like there's that much XFL trivia to memorize. Oh, reagarding CJ's banning -- was he warned before? Not that I care, just curious...

Looks like a Mouseketeer Dominatrix. Got nothing against dark meat, but Phieffer's (sp?) catwoman look was better, imo...

First time I saw his wife I thought she was his mom. That's all... "Did you eat your Campbell's Chunky soup today, baby?"

I'm sure this was on Bush's Things-to-do list right before closing a soup kitchen and after giving the local nursing home a year's supply of canned dog food. But it should make for interesting TV -- or at least until I get sick of hearing about it...

Guess pops was reading from Chapter 6 of the Taliban Fatherhood Handbook -- Don't Westernize, Euthanize...

Is this because you lost to fazzle yesterday?...

Well, you do work for the government, so I can understand the yearning to be pampered and have someone else do all the work. Me, I'm a rugged individualist -- give me a plate, some direction and I'll blaze a trail through the salad bar across the meat section and plant my flag in the dessert aisle (and shortly afterward, my bathroom). The funny thing about breakfast buffets is that although I love the never-ending supply of bacon, sausage, etc., I eat so much of that garbage that I can't function right for the rest of the day. Oh, and since you've been to Bangkok, I'm curious about something -- do they know what General Tso's Chicken is over there?...

And if that guy doesn't buy the BMW, then those thousands of contributors would have to find something else to contribute toward...

Yep, that's what probably happened. *bangs head off of computer desk* Damn, that's another close loss for you. Oh, and I (probably) would have caught my mistake tomorrow. I try getting these out ASAP, so like the Associated Press calling elections, I sometimes (actually it's like most of the time) have to recall a score or two...

According to my records, Bored, you won 9-7 so far. What the?! Grrrrreat, I messed up your matchups picks for both teams. Yep, you lost via tiebreaker -- change is made...

Hey, let's not pay for ANYTHING if it comes from a big corporation. After all, they don't need the money...