King Kamala

I really don't know- they're coming to my town this month and originally it was supposed to be at a 1500 seat theater but got bumped up to the 8000 seat hockey arena. Maybe tickets are selling so well that they're getting bumped up to arenas. I don't get why 311 is headlining areans but at least they have been around for a few years and have a name opening act (Alien Ant Farm....*shudders*) unlike Perfect Circle.

Forgot to rate on local park Fitzpatrick Stadium: Home of high school football state championships, pre season MLS games and the WNFL's Maine Freeze. Basically a high school football stadium converted for other uses. Strangely it has that grass like astro turf that the Devil Rays and Phillies use and like most high school stadiums is aluminum and ugly. 4/10

At least they got PNC Park....that park is fucking sweet. Exactly what I want the new Boston park to be like (Although they're never gonna get rid of Fenway).

Where's Richard Grieco when you need him?

"Nearby" national sports arenas) Fleet Center: Not a bad seat in the house, comfortable seats but fairly generic looking and not much to do besides the game. 7 out of 10. Fenway Park: Whoever said you can't polish a turd hasn't seen Fenway's renovations. It's still got the hard ass seats and obstructed views and is still a shitty ass ballpark...but it has created a nice event atmosphere. Even games with crap teams like Tampa or Baltimore feel special. 7 out of 10. Gillette Stadium: Haven't seen it yet. Probably won't until the Patritots have 4-12 seasons. Which hopefully won't be for a long long time. (Local minor league arena teams) Hadlock Field: Home of Red Sox AA affiliate Portland Sea Dogs. Exterior looks like a mini Coors field. Interior is rather generic with aluminum bleachers so they can pack in as many people. It's loud as hell when you're in the concourse and people are stomping on the bleachers because of some amazing Sea Dogs hit and/or play. Cumberland County Civic Center: Home of Washington Capitals minor league affiliate Portland Pirates. 25 years old and people are already demanding a newer arena. Was built in the "Build First, Ask questions later" era of the early to mid 70's. It doesn't help the fact that only 1500-2000 people usually show up in the 8,000 seat arena for Pirates games. Has ugly ass yellow and black seats which are the colors of Portland's former minor league hockey team.

Fast Food Burger places. Best- Wendy's, Worst- Roy Rogers Sit down chain restaraunts- Best- Smokey Bones BBQ, Worst- Bugaboo Creek ( I must kill the animotronic talking moose heads) Pizza places- Best: Papa John's, Worst- Pizza Hut(Although you can't really screw up Pizza)

I think Steve-O's the weakest link of the show because his segments are never ha-ha funny, they're just oh my god that's fucking sick funny. I really don't like WildBoyz much, a semi-educational hybrid of Jack Hanna's Animal Adventures and Jackass...no thank you. Now Viva Le Bam on the other hand is hillarious.

Don't judge FoW by Stacey's Mom, they're a damn good power pop band and I don't even like power pop.

If their ever was a World Cup of Baseball play it at Dodger Stadium, decent enough weather and the ballpark has some sort of history to it unlike BOB, Tropicana or Pro Player. Hell put it at Edison or wherever the Angels play, that's a state of the art ball park.

*drools all over self* Fucking awesome. Ed Wood is one of my two or three all time favorite movies, I'm getting this when this sonuvabitch comes out.

Weirdest dream I've ever had- giant ducks were destroying my hometown and I was going to try to destroy them with the help of a sassy talking rooster. 'Nuff said. Another strange one was one where Bill Cosby and me were starring on a NYPD Blue ripoff.

Stacy's Mom is so fucking overplayed, I'm a Fountains of Wayne fan and that's not one of their better songs at all and releasing that particular song is almost a guarantee for one hit wondership.

Remember when the Denver Nuggets said they were going to "seriously" pursue Tim Duncan and Jason Kidd last year? All they got was Andre frikking Miller. Move right along folks- all the Tigers are gonna get are some C level free agents at best.

Well wasn't it a Baylor basketball student who shot his teammate and threw 'em in a ditch and than the coach told everyone to cover the evidance. Religious and Pious my hairy balls.

I'd buy a dog named Dollar and a get a butler named Cadberry and with the help of a bunch of street smart city kids I'll overthrow a plan to kill my father.

5 Sandals Some NBA Reebok sneakers I've only worn like three times. Sky Blue high top Chuck Taylors Some New Balance Running Shoes A beat up pair of Black and White Vans

I Love The 80's: The Series could work if they put some full 80's music videos in there. It could last probably only last 20 or so episodes though.

Wow! As little as two years ago these two could have sold out MSG together. Now they can't even sell out a club. *Points and laughs at Fred Durst and Jonathan Davis*....too bad crap nowadays get's replaced by even more crap.

Geez FearHavoc, they're gonna make a sequel to A Christmas Carol called the Halloween Carol and you'll be the Ebeneezer Scrooge. Instead of ghosts showing you the light, it will be Paegans putting a gun to your head.

I'd like to take this oppurtunity to wish all you SmartMarks a safe and happy Halloween. Now I'm gonna get my Pom-Pom costume on and egg the Dames' house.

Uh oh! I just signed Trish Stratus for way too much money! Now I'm also gonna have to built a Women's Division! Dammit! Why does this shit always ruin my feds?

In America it's broadcasted on Nickelodeon's red-headed older step brother Noggin. Unless you have digital cable you won't get it.

No that was Ralph Garman, LA radio personality and husband of ex-porn star Ginger Lynn. They did have a very uncanny resemblence.

All Maine has for pro sports stars is Toronto Blue Jay Mike Bordick and NASCAR's Ricky Craven (Is NASCAR even really a sport?)....however their are two guys from my hometown playing at major (well somewhat major in one case) Division One Universities...Quintin Porter, the starting QB for Boston College and Nik-Caner Medley (Who's well known around town for being a huge prick) who plays basketball at University of Maryland. So anybody from your hometown or state play in the big leagues or for a D1 school?

Gonzaga wasn't even that great last year. They didn't even win their conference if I remember correct. Although that game vs Arizona last year was one hell of a game.