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Chris Kreski, former WWF writer. I guess he was Russo's replacement, and he was head writer for most of the WWF's awesome 2000. He left around November 2000 and they replaced him with Steph, who of course was more than qualified for the position. She grew up in the business!!

I think you mean Flair vs. Savage. Steamboat retired in '94. Anyway, I'd give the edge to WCW. Both promotions were awful for the first eight months of the year, but once the Monday Night Wars got started, they both improved. Still, I'd pick WCW since they picked up great wrestlers like Benoit, Malenko, Guerrero and had them wrestle each other almost every week. Plus, the influx of the Japanese wrestlers with the whole Sonny Onoo angle didn't exactly make for good TV, but it helped to make a great Starrcade. For most of the year, the promotions were dominated by awful champions (Diesel and Hogan), but that scene imporved at the end of the year. As excited as I was when Hart won the title at Survivor Series, I was even more excited when Flair won the title at Starrcade, since I honestly didn't think he'd ever win the belt back once Hogan entered WCW.

Someone please explain to me the "fuck, her", "fuck, him", etc. thing. Also explain "Fite me u poser" and "unfucking called for". I'm pretty sure the last one has something to do with Stephen Joseph, but I don't know the origins of it.

Didn't they do EZ Money's theme in ECW? Yes, they did. "Down on Me". Fucking awful song. Sad, since EZ Money is a great wrestler, from what I saw of him in WCW. My favorite is "Suck an Ape's Dick".

So, does Dre write any of his own lyrics? Or does he just rely on ghostwriters all the time? Not that any of you would really know, but some of you seem to know a lot about rap, and I was wondering.

Is Lisa really Tito Ortiz'z sister?

SideFXs, explain to me the Clinton-Reno cover-up. I'd like to know what they had to hide.

Well, he does have big ol' boobies. That makes him somewhat feminine. -=Mike Hush, you! Viscera is more masculine than John Wayne, Charlton Heston, and the "America We Stand As One" guy combined.

I'm guessing that the "mole" gimmick is more based on Fred Savage's character in Goldmember. So they're really only ripping off a three-year-old joke. For anyone who watches OVW, how has Alexis Laree been doing? Do you think she'll be brought up to the main roster soon?

A girl I know told me they carded her for rubber cement at Wal-Mart.

It comes from the Kane/Lita wedding angle, where Trish came out and gave Lita shit about not being "pure" or something like that. Then, someone here started a thread asking if Trish really was a virgin, which rapidly turned into a Trish picture-posting thread. I'm pretty sure she said on Stern a few years back that she lost her virginity to her high school boyfriend, but that David was one of about three or four guys that she had slept with.

My dad listens to Air America, and it sucks. Al Franken can be funny, but only in books which he's had years to work on. For 2 or 3 hours every day? Hell no. That thing where the woman would read news and he'd say "oy vey"? The worst comedy bit since "Oprah, Uma".

ECW's shows rarely surpassed .25 buyrates, so it shouldn't be hard at all. But having the Rock on the show would be awful. This is supposed to be ECW, people. I'm all for sacrificing authenticity for money, but come on. Why waste a Rock return on this show?

Isn't it Snuka? No, it's Luka.

Still menstruating? Well, explains the lack of intellect... -=Mike Trying for a job at Harvard, Mike?

That aroused pirate picture might be the most adorable thing I think I've ever seen.

"Head Over Feet". I like George Michael's "Praying for Time". Just the lyrics on a blank screen, like that Prince video, and it's the only George Michael song I really like.

For those who were wondering what the Benoit/Jericho push did for ratings, here are the Raw ratings from the day after WM17 through summer 2001: 04/02/01 Austin-Rock cage match (First Raw after Nitro finale, day after WM17) 5.72 04/09/01 Austin/HHH/Steph-Hardys/Lita 5.42 04/16/01 HHH-Jeff Hardy 5.12 04/23/01 Austin/HHH/Edge/Christian-Undertaker/Kane/Hardys 5.11 04/30/01 Austin-Undertaker (Day after Backlash) 4.93 05/07/01 Austin-Rikishi 4.64 05/14/01 Austin/HHH-Kane 4.52 05/21/01 Benoit/Jericho-Austin/HHH (Day after Judgment Day) 4.22 05/28/01 Austin-Benoit, WCW invasion begins with Lance Storm appearance 4.24 06/04/01 Austin-Jericho 4.34 06/11/01 Angle-Benoit cage match 4.10 06/18/01 Austin/Dudleys-Benoit/Jericho/Spike, DDP debut 4.21 06/25/01 Jericho/Tajiri, WCW attacks WWF (Day after KOTR) 4.65 07/02/01 First WCW match: Booker-Bagwell 4.62 07/09/01 First interpromotional match: Booker-Angle, ECW reunion 4.73 07/16/01 Undertaker/Kane-DDP/Rhyno, "The OLD Stone Cold" returns 5.03 07/23/01 Booker/Dudleys-Angle/Edge/Christian 5.35 07/30/01 Rock returns, Booker-Angle (Booker wins 5th WCW title) 5.68 08/06/01 Rock-Shane 5.40 08/13/01 Rock/Jericho-Booker/Rhyno 5.16 08/20/01 "Austin Appreciation Night", DDP-Sara, Angle milk truck angle 5.16 08/27/01 Jericho/Angle-RVD/Tazz 4.85

Why did they leave WCW in '96 after just a few months?

Haha...........Jason "Lark" Voorhees.

What's so civil about war, anyway?

This picture is absolutely ridiculous.

I remember when he had AWK in his sig. I once had AWK in my avatar!

WWF @ East Rutherford, NJ - Meadowlands - November 16, 1987 Ted Dibiase pinned Ricky Steamboat WWF @ St. Louis, MO - December 12, 1987 Ted Dibiase defeated Ricky Steamboat after Virgil interfered WWF @ San Francisco - Cow Palace - December 1987 Ted Dibiase defeated Ricky Steamboat WWF @ Landover, MD - Capital Centre - December 27, 1987 (matinee) Ted Dibiase defeated Ricky Steamboat WWF @ Pittsburgh, PA - Civic Arena - December 1987 Ted Dibiase defeated Ricky Steamboat via count-out King of the Ring 91 - Providence, RI - Civic Center - September 7, 1991 (matinee) (2,400) Opening Round: Ricky Steamboat fought Ted Dibiase to a 15-minute time limit draw Also, it appears Steamboat had an almost perfect record during his 1991 WWF stint, except for his second-to-last match where he lost to Skinner.