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  1. 78. OMG TEH GUNS!!~~ Meet Shadow. He's an amnesiac with a dark past. Is he a hero or a villain? Neither. He's a shitty character design that Sonic Team, having seemingly mined out all of their lousy peripheral characters from times past, turned to to help reinvigorate the franchise. When Shadow's spinoff game went into the works, you'd think Sonic Team would finally overhaul the aging Sonic Adventure engine. Naaaaw. They gave Shadow a gun, threw in some half-ass branching paths, and called it a day. The camera in the game is beyond broken, and the gun mechanics are ridiculously tacked on. How about choosing your path? Well, it pretty much works like this--EVERYBODY is trying to kill you. So whoever you don't try to kill back determines your side. Pity you don't really have a way of getting the humans or aliens to STOP FRIGGIN TRYING TO KILL YOU, but that would have taken some additional programming Sonic Team wasn't really interested in doing. The game's director, Takashi Iizuka, hyped it as being a more mature direction for the series and completely downplaying the gameplay improvements (or lack thereof). GTA-loving rugrats who previously ignored the series because "Sonic is teh kiddy and teh gay" no longer looked at the series the same way. It was now simply "teh gay." Or for those who tried the game, "s***." 79. No Streets of Rage for you!!! Part 1 Much like the Sonic series didn't get a new, 3D, high quality entry on Saturn--or even the Dreamcast--the Streets of Rage series was slated, canceled, rumored, canned, teased, and faded into obscurity. Streets of Rage Online has basically the entire saga summed up: http://soronline.classicgaming.gamespy.com/misc_sor4.htm The weird thing is, Sega wasn't above making 3D beat'em ups that weren't related to Streets of Rage, no matter how dubious their quality. Besides the sorta-ok Dynamite games, Sega also produced the crappy Zombie Revenge, and the obscure arcade/Xbox beat 'em up Spikeout. 80. No Streets of Rage for you!!! Part 2 After the success of Sonic Mega Collection (mainly on Gamecube), Sega opted to once again to try to capitalize on the quality and success the Sonic series once had. They did this with Sonic Gems Collection, a compilation that contained some of the lower-key/rarer/2nd tier games in the series. Included in it was the centerpiece, Sonic CD. Also included was Sonic the Fighters (previously unreleased on console), Sonic R, and many Game Gear titles. Like with Sonic Mega Collection Plus, though, Sega included some non-Sonic titles in the mix. Mega Collection's choices were usually tangently related: Ristar had been developed by some of the Sonic CD team, Flicky's characters were used in 3D Blast, The Ooze and Comix Zone were developed by Sega Technical Institute, who (with some Sonic Team supervision), made better Sonic games ever than Sonic Team themselves. Well, instead of something actually developed by Sonic Team (like a Phantasy Star or something), Gems included Vectorman 1 and 2, Bonanza Bros., and...all...3...Bare Knuckle games. The Streets of Rage games weren't included a compilation except for the Streets of Rage 2 with crap sound on the Dreamcast Smash Pack. Heightening interest among Sonic fans was that it included the original Sonic CD Japanese soundtrack. Well, these goodies were included for Japanese consumers anyway. The American and Europe versions of the game were announced as having the Streets of Rage games cut the compilation. Apparently sprite-based violence will still earn you a T rating (but beating up mutants in Comix Zone? ACCEPTABLE!), and we know that the kiddies love buying compilations of games they didn't play when they were younger. Well, with those cut from Sonic Gems, maybe they could be included on the T-rated Shadow the Hedgehog, so as to put *something* redeeming on it? Naw... Plenty of Sonic nuts just ended up importing the Japanese version, though. 81. No Streets of Rage for You!!! Part 3 Flash forward to 2006...Sega is putting out a massive new collection of Genesis classics...it has a little Sonic, it has Ecco, it has Ristar, it has the Genesis Phantasy Stars, it has all the Golden Ax games, it even has Altered Beast for laughs. It's rated Teen, too. Okay, so maybe Sega could show some love to the non-Japanese territories, and *finally* put the 3 Streets of Rage games on there as a bonus? Nope. But gee thanks for the never-released-here GOlden Ax 3, Sega. That totally makes up for it. 82. Dear loyal Gamecube consumers...f you. YOU PAY EIGHT DOLLAR EACH! Despite the fact that the Sonic games have sold terribly on XBox, and kind-of-decent on PS2, the same releases on Gamecube have been huge successes. So much so that the PS2 version of Sonic Gems Collection never made it to the States. So, Sega has opted to feed nostalgia nuts by releasing many of their classic titles (including the Streets of Rage games) on Virtual Console. However, shortly after doing the Sega Genesis Collection, curiously almost every single damn one of the Genesis games has showed up for the Virtual Console's Genesis offerings. For 8 bucks a pop. PS2 owners got over 2 dozen games for 20 bucks, in comparison. However, by this point, even the most anti-piracy fan of the series has ROMs of the games sitting on the PC or acquired the original carts, so go to hell, Sega.
  2. Comparison: The Japanese games were always Gyakuten Saiban, though.
  3. Ship date: Feb 20th. If nothing else, it appears that finally it's a 3D Sonic that isn't terrible: EGM In-depth preview Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86q392lxLEo Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gAIaNaVmJ8 Although it appears there are worthwhile gripes--missions that sound like they're not fun in the slightest (and there are enough of them to really lower somebody's opinion of the game overall). However, the core gameplay seems really solid. Looks like at least a great rental, though.
  4. Target is having some markdowns this week. According to the new circular, this week you can Call of Duty Big Red One, PS2/XBox Godfather, PS2/Gamecube Over the Hedge, Marvel Nemesis (PS2), Socom 2 (PS2), Mortal Kombat Armageddon (PS2), Sly 3, Happy Feet (PS2/Gamecube), Fight Night Round 3 (Xbox, PS2) and Shrek Smash n' Crash (PS2/Gamecube) for $16 each. Yeah, it's mostly garbage, but just in case anyone actually cares.
  5. On the slim: -Built-in network adapter. -Top-loading design makes it easier to modify for playing imports (and perhaps pirates, you scum). -No fan, but it runs quieter and cooler. However, I notice PS1 games seem to make it noisier after about a half hour or play. -It appears PS1 backwards compatibility is sketchier on the slim (and the new Silver doesn't play some PS2 games).
  6. AndrewTS

    Tekken 6

    Poll added. I say guy due to shape of the hips/lack of boobs.
  7. AndrewTS

    Tekken 6

    Does this "ever" include TTT?
  8. AndrewTS

    Tekken 6

    http://www.hemmy.net/2006/06/11/tekken-fan-flick/ http://tekken.doupe.cz/pic2.php?akce=35.jpeg
  9. AndrewTS

    Tekken 6

    I think I googled up the next new character. VF5 may have a rey mysterio clone....but...how about this? http://www.fesfilms.com/Graphics/zovek.jpg
  10. AndrewTS

    Tekken 6

    In the process of man --> woman. Hormone treatments. High voice present, but no overt bodily changes yet. Tekken 5 was really good. However, I doubt this game will have the 1-player replay value of a good recent Castlevania game
  11. Yeah, that's CV2. Just like FFVI's Zozo, CV2 is populated by pathelogical liars, and people that flat out are incomprehensible.
  12. I got the one you suggested, and it worked out great. Thanks a lot.
  13. Any reason for Drill over Chainsaw? Just a better hit rate?
  14. AndrewTS

    Wii

    As if Wal-Mart is less evil than Gamestop/EB...
  15. Even without Vanish trick? Oh, and here's a transcript of the Woolsey interview, for those too lazy to download the podcast/on 56K.
  16. 1. Well, at least it isn't like FFIV, where characters seemly will scripted-die at random. 2. FFVI can stand on its own just fine. FF3...can't. The Wonderswan remake of FF3 (which the other ports of I and II are based upon) was cancelled, too, so they couldn't just touch up an existing enhanced port. Sounds...unusual, but whatever. 3. Eh, just keep trying. Do you have enough gil for it?
  17. I'd assume it was Tengen who made it. They made decent NES versions of Afterburner and Tetris (In fact, their Tetris > Nintendo's), but their take on Shinobi sucked too. EDIT: Nope--Asmik made it. Hm, go fig. But I'm somewhat amazed that somebody could make Altered Beast suck even more than it already does. I guess that entails it playing the same but not having digitized sound and decent graphics.
  18. Anyone see this before? Is it any good? http://www.destructoid.com/20-portable-80-...ans-29861.phtml The game selection seems not so bad--instead of the same old Genesis stuff you have apparently Game Gear/Master System... But I'd assume probably the actual product itself (the controls, durability, etc.) are probably crap though. Coleco you'd think would be a good name--but it could have just been somebody who bought up the name. Game listing here: http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/blog/index.ph...gear-is-reborn/
  19. I was hopeful, but seeing the newer TV trailers...it's looking less and less promising. Plus, there are no reviews in and it comes out TOMORROW. That's not good.
  20. It won't be the first 80's anime I saw/enjoyed, so that's fine by me. I've gone back to playing FFVI Advance, and some Buster's Hidden Treasure on Genesis. BHT is kind of like Sonic the Rabbit, honestly. Difficulty, control, level design, gadgets--it's all shamelessly and eeriely like Sonic. It rocks, though. So if you never played it, seek it out. Pretend it's a new Sonic game that doesn't suck.
  21. Found, and ordered. Gracias.
  22. AndrewTS

    Wii

    I'm guessing soon we're getting Donkey Kong Country, and possibly Zelda 2. I'm basing it upon the fact that it's pretty much the only SNES VC release that hasn't hit that did come out in other regions, plus all this week featured Smash Bros combatants. For reference--the stuff we got so far: http://www.vc-reviews.com/available_now.php http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Virtu..._titles_(Japan)
  23. AndrewTS

    Wii

    It hasn't been "announced." Capcom has simply not denied that a game might be ported to Wii.
  24. Nope, I have not. I figured they were out there, but wouldn't know what to look for/what was good. What actual titles do you suggest?
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