Spaceman Spiff

He's the perfect WWE midcarder - can wrestle, bumps great, can talk, is comfortable on camera, has cool moves, has a catchphrase, has good size, and can do comedy. He's also got experience training people. He can get over as a heel or face. They don't want to push him as a single? Fine, team him up w/ O'Haire in the tag division on SD or Raw. Both divisions need some fresh blood. Orlando Jordan is still on the roster? Orlando *fucking* Jordan?! John *fucking* Heidenreich is still under contract?! Ernest *fucking* Miller?! Fuck this shit. Ruined my fucking day. Fuck Vince. Fuck Steph. Fuck the "writers" and "creative" who didn't have anything for him to do. Fuck. And good luck to Kanyon.

Hey, I thought TWGTT won a #1 contenders match this past Velocity? But it'll be Bashams vs. S2H/Rikishi? I'd like to see the Bashams regain the titles, then feud w/ a face-turned TWGTT. And why would Heyman agree to have Knoble blindfolded fo rhis match w/ Nidia? That doesn't make sense for a heel GM.

Why oh why oh why oh why is Bradshaw so protected? Beating Benjamin? What's the point??? Knoble is *SO* jobbing at the PPV. So, so sad. Of course he did. Chuck's a buy-out guy, and those are the only people Jordan ever gets wins against. SD looks like it could be a good show. It's usually better than the spoilers indicate. Looks like a couple good matches at least.

Paging Mr. Rant...

And we'll buy each & every one. 'Cause we're lemmings like that.

Awwwwwwwwwwesome.

"Who betta than Kanyon?" Of course, he's one of the few midcard-type guy that *does* have an established and over catchphrase, but he can't get on TV.

When WCW and NJPW had their talent agreement Big Show used to work tags and come in and do a dropkick which the fans went nuts for. u need to tell the people who aren't aware but TBS once weighed like 360 and wasn't the fat ass he is now...he also once could do a SSP. Moonsualt, not SSP.

I'll get any/every version he puts out. I might as well just give George access to my checking account.

I didn't see it mentioned in the article, but it'll probably be the SE's as opposed to the original versions. Doesn't bother me too much, since I've got them on DVD already, but I'm sure other people will be a bit peeved. Regardless, I'll get this release, as well as any other ones George throws our way, because I'm *that* hopeless of a SW mark. Hopefully the original versions will see an official release, too.

You forgot the "xoxoxo" at the bottom of your post

Happy birthday. I could be wrong, but I think you get 1 free poster banning of your choosing...

Eddy/Angle should be MOTN. HHH/HBK/Benoit *should* also be very good, provided they don't get too cutesy with the finish trying to protect HHH or HBK. To pick a "surprise" MOTN (not the true MOTN, but a match that had low expectations but turned out good/great/entertaining), maybe Cena/Show. Won't be a technical masterpiece, but it could be a fun brawl. Or maybe the cruiser elim. match, provided they give it some decent time.

I love Fiedler, and he is a leader on the team, but if they can upgrade, I'm all for it (i.e. Brunell is he doesn't go to Washington). Fiedler is good enough for the reg. season, and maybe a playoff game, but I don't have faith in him to get to a SB. He's got a tendency to throw a pick at bad times. If Ogunleye leaves because Miami can't match an offer, OK. Hopefully they'll make ever effort to keep him, and not just let h im walk without trying.

Scramble-Vision, then the DVD is good enough for me.

Eddy/Angle should be great, but as of now there's not much else that will entice me to plop down $50 (or whatever the price is) for the PPV. -Kane/Taker - I've got zero interest in this feud -Orton/Foley - no interest, even if Rock gets involved -Brock/Goldberg - I love Brock, but we all know who's winning. Brock is *SO* going to get a big face reaction for winning -Cena/Show - like both guys, but the match is going to be merely "OK" -Benoit/HHH/HBK - probably a very good match, but I can wait for the DVD -Cruiser elim. match - should be good -Eddy/Angle - should be great We'll see as the card shapes up, but right now I'm leaning towards DVD only.

Any reasoning/angle behind the battle royal, other than "get more guys a WM paycheck"? I never get WWE PPV's, but I was leaning towards WMXX in order to see Brock/Benoit. Now, I'm back to probably not getting it (or at least just getting the DVD).

Why would Miami just let Ogunleye go? I could see if they couldn't match the money, but he's young & led the team in sacks. They'd be crazy to let him walk just to get a later 1st round pick.

Did they show any of the "rock" awards? I missed a bunch in the beginning. Pretty sad if they didn't show any rock awards, but they made sure to get "Best Country Female Vocalist" on the show.

Nothing. It's more of "aaaahhh, crappy music!"

It freaks me out. When DP comes on, I'll go "ahhhh, what the hell is this crap?!" and switch the station.

That'll work.

Nope. And why is this guy suddenly a heel? Did I miss something? I can only surmise "little Johnny" was his talent, because it still hasn't surfaced. Bubba's face is a result of his match w/ Kane a few weeks ago. Remember Kane jabbing his thumb in Bubba's eye? D-Von's ribs - um, not sure.

Y'know, they really should have had the funk jam be the closing for the show.

Snoop & Jason Alexander???