King Cucaracha

Tom is the only reason I get up in the morning and the thing that keeps me up all night. He also has neat hair.

Benoit/Orton Jericho/Batista/Edge Triple H/Eugene The Dudley Boyz/Rey, London and Kidman Undertaker/Bradshaw Guerrero/Angle Booker T/Cena Hardy/Kane Diva Dodgeball

Well, didn't take long for "Tiger" Tim to fluff it in the tennis. And he's the UK's best tennis player, sadly. And I really can't get into the soccer competition. Greece are the European Champions and Portugal the runners-up...and neither of them are playing well. Yet Iraq are? Apart from maybe Argentina everybody's performing against expectations.

Never realised Yoko was 26 when he won the title. Eh...you learn something new every day. Anyway...Go Orton!

RVD/Haas vs Dupree/Reigns seems likely, as I can't see RVD not even making Heat. However, I'd say RVD vs Dupree or Reigns was more likely.

Toxxic is a punk? I always classed you as sk8ter b0i myself, but that's just me.

Joint 65th~! W00t~!

We already had one dumb topic in the WWE folder locked...isn't idiocy a bannable offense around here anymore?

Benoit/Orton, because the house show reports have been very positive so far. I'm looking forward to BIG DAVE~! possibly becoming IC Champion and I want to see how good HHH/Eugene can be and Taker/JBL may be, hopefully. Oh, and the six man has prospect. The Angle/Eddie feud has done nothing for me and I still think the match will suffer from the same problems that the Mania one did that made a good match rather than a great match. Cena/Booker could be passable, Hardy/Kane will be notable only for what ending they decide on and the Diva crap will be like the Olympic Beach Volleyball, only minus the talent and plus the b00bies.

Believe me, we will sue. EDIT: Supes is teh sux00rs~! Anywho...I'd say Deadly Games is good enough to stick. Plus you could conceivably add the old 'Spin The Wheel' gimmick to the matches for something special with that name. As for other names... "OAOAST Last Angle In Tampa" (live from East Rutherford, New Jersey) "OAOAST Live & Deadly" "OAOAST Final Countdown" "OAOAST Conclusion" "OAOAST Life's A Bitch" (or B*tch if we're being PC) "OAOAST Watch Them Fall" "OAOAST At The Gates Of Hell" "OAOAST No Gimmicks Needed"

Tea sucks. You wanna try that Lucozade Hydro Active water... ...boy, did this thread go off topic or what?

This is certainly a suitable move. Owen isn't half the player he was 6 years ago and Madrid aren't half the team they were 6 years ago. To be honest I really don't rate Owen as 'World Class' anymore, despite the fact every British journalist and pundit still seems to. Since coming back from injury he's not been able to find form, he had a bad European Championships (then again who didn't) and he's still riding on the crest of that Argentina goal's wave. It's more of a blow to Liverpool in terms of image than it is on the pitch. Anyway...according to The Sun, Beattie could be off to Charlton. I'm sure the Saints fans here want the whole Beattie saga settled sooner rather than later.

Dunno about signs but during the Diva crap, try and start a 'We Want Wrestling' chant. Please.

You tea drinking Brits don't scare me.

*diddle-do-do diddle-do-do diddle-do-doooooooo* "Aw...I'm gonna take this outside." *diddle-do-do diddle-do-do diddle-do-doooooooo* "What...is it your Mom again Card?" "Probably..." *diddle-do-do diddle-do-do diddle-do-doooooooo* "I'm...I'm gonna take this outside." Leaving the TOP-SECRET~! Chris Card Enterprises training facility, Card steps out into an empty hallway with his cellphone in his hand...as the camera capturing all this is noticably moving, presumably to stay out of sight. Again, the pale white complexion on his face would indicate Chris is not too happy about being called. But all the same, after checking the hallway is all clear, Card answers the call. "Card here." "Well, I did assume that. Listen...I'm a little worried about something." "Hmm..." "What's the situation with the kid right now?" "Well, the same as usual." "...specifically..." "He's looking at his reflection in the ICTV Title belt, looking up every now and then to flirt with Megan or leer down Natasha's top. Specific enough?" "What is this I hear about a match with Ace Lezaire?" "Uhm...well, it's Maddix versus Lezaire at Lockdown. Is that what you mean?" "Yes, obviously. Infact I have the card right here and do you know what that match is saying to me Card? It's saying to me 'progression'. It's saying to me 'big opportunities'. It's saying to me...future World Title shot." Card gulps noticeably as he looks through a small window the door, checking to see what Maddix is up to. "And you know what that is saying to me..." "Well...what can I do? The match is already made. I can't just ask for it to be cancelled and even so...it's no shoe-in. Ace Lezaire is a good wrestle..." "I don't work on prospectives Chris. It's not good business. I work on gambles...but only ones where the odds are in my favour. You're supposed to be the guy in charge of that so I want you to do something about it and I want you to do it soon. Understand?" "Ye...yes...yes, I understand. But...wha..." "What did I just say Card. This isn't my job, it's yours. I'm not asking much. Just talk to Zenon about the match and add in a few odds changers." "Odds changers?" "Do I have to do this all myself!?! Look...here's what I want. Make sure the kid doesn't do anything to jeopardise anything we're setting out to do. What you do about it is up to you but just make sure the belt stays on his waist...and his heads stay OUT of the clouds! Do you understand?" "..." "Chris?" "Submissions Match." "Pardon..." "A Submissions Match. It's perfect. Would Zenon go for that?" "You see Chris...it's thinking like THAT consolidating your job. I'm sure Zenon'll go for it if you put the big sell on it..." "Right. I'll get right on it..." "Chris...he doesn't suspect, right?" "Don't worry...he's totally oblivious." "Keep it that way..." And with that the voice on the other end of the phone is replaced by a shrill dialing tone. With a nervous smile Card snaps the cellphone shut and takes another quick look around the hallway before taking a deep breath and re-entering the training facility...as the camera begins to move back into a better view, before finally fading out...

Yeah...just got this on DVD and it's the earliest ECW PPV show I have. Notable for RVD doing the most ridiculous sell of a piledriver ever, Beulah looking smoking hot and Sandman/Sabu putting on a terrible TLC Match. Anyway...I watched it and I'm not totally familiar with a few things, so here's some random questions. 1) Stevie Richards showing up...was this when he was with WCW (and if so why was he allowed to be on the show), was he with the WWF who were obviously involved with ECW at the time or was this an actual return to ECW? 2) Lance Wright's bodyguard who Tazz punks out wrestled for the WWF as Brakkus, right? 3) What was the deal with Douglas after his match? He had injuries going in I understand, but did he have legitimate injuries from the match because his post-match 'celebration' certainly seemed that way. 4) What was the deal with Al Snow and Head's origin? And 5) What the FUCK was up with Lance Storm hair? Seriously, that ponytail was horrendous.

Not this time, Landon. A win here could still impress, though. For the record, you were originally booked in the ME in a non-title match against Toxxic, but then I realized that Toxxic was not able to be booked and we had an ME already planned. But yeah, sorry it's not a title match, I just sort of forgot to even think about that, and I'd feel kind of weird changing the match now that I have. It's no problem at all...especially as the stip isn't in my favour. Just double-checking more than anything because there was nothing about 'Non Title' on the description.

Czech's idea sounds a winner. However, knowing the trend for re-hashing WCW storylines, maybe Lita'll disappear before Summerslam and the match gets mysteriously cancelled. Then she turns up in 2 months, reveals she lied about the baby and introduces Shawn Stasiak as her new client. After all...it worked the first time.

Johnny...I'm not gonna feedback or anything because I suck at all that, but I will say I'm majorly surprised I won with such a rushed match. I'm sure someone else better equipped will give an explanation. One thing though. You're still using "After The Flesh" for your entrance in the match. I took it from the promo that you'd switched to the MIB music.

^ GSMS~! ^

So...is my match for the title or not?

Uh...Rodez's match is cancelled as his opponent has been arrested and placed in a home for the mentally impaired. Nedless to say OAOAST officials wish Mr. Warrior all the best there. Or alternatively, my computer is screwed up and needing a healthcheck.

Agreed. Keep the eye on the ball or your eye will...uhm... Just pay attention.

My match sucks but I still won. That's the only comment you need.

Austin vs. Rhodes, when Austin won the U.S Title. Other than that I can't really remember any other instances.