Nevermortal

I'm sticking around for you, sweetie. Sucka You guys should just fuck and then shut the fuck up. It'll be the double fuck special.

Corpsecore Where they replace the drums with hollowed out corpses of fat men.

Dames, I'll agree with you. I know people have been bitching that Benoit won't be fighting Brock and will most likely be cannon fodder, but I don't care one goddamn bit. Benoit winning the Rumble was an awesome moment and even if he does have to play carrier/job boy to Trips, I'll have the Rumble victory as THE moment for the wrestler I've been marking the hardest for since he came into the WWF (since I didn't really watch WCW).

Because Goldberg called him a pussy during an interview beforehand.

He kinda laid there and did nothing for a bit, and then started yelling at Brock.

Who eliminated the most people?

Rob Feinstein sells the most expensive blank tapes ever.

Huss.

Either way it was funny. Not as funny as Steiner & Orton having sex, though.

They popped for when Benoit & Angle tossed them though. The bit with Lamarr's hair was hillarious.

My dream scenario would be this... [Chris Benoit clotheslines Goldberg over the top rope.] JR: BAH GOD! CHRIS BENOIT HAS WON THE WWE ROYAL RUMBLE! King: No he didn't! [No bell rings, no theme music plays. Benoit stands there confused.] JR: What the hell is this? Benoit won it fair and square! [benoit eyes the prosthetic leg laying in the corner, and hucks it over the top rope. The bell rings.] King: Now he's won! JR: Oh bah god! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!

There is a delay....I believe the actual TV broadcast is like a few seconds ahead of the webcast.

Hahaha.... Prowrestling.com is the worst.

CM Punk's current Ring of Honor theme.

I'd love to see Lesnar or Angle in NOAH. Either one of them against Kobashi would fucking rule.

Full credit goes to EvolutionIV on the CZWfans board. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just got back from Night 1 of Tango & Cash and will be going tomorrow as well, here's just who one .. the show was funny and crazy .. Super Dragon & American Dragon over Excalibur & Johnny Storm B-Boy & Homicide over Disco Machine & Rising Son Joey Ryan & Scott Lost over M-Dogg20 & Babi Slymm(SP?)(Jardi hit a little girl on a pink bike while going through McDonalds Drive through, so Slymm replaced him) CM Punk & Chris Hero over Christopher Daniels & Messiah Sal & Vito Thomaselli over Sara Del Rey & Apollo Kahn The Havana Pitbulls vs. Hardkore Inc.(I forgot who won) Samoa Joe & Puma over The Ballard Brothers(via Dragon Suplex Pin by Joe) Chris Bosh & Quicksilver over Phoenix Star & Zokre Frankie "The Future" Kazarian vs. "sCrap Iron" Adam Pearce went to a 20min Draw.

Black and grey.

Sorry but I could only pick 10. I know TMNT has its following but I didn't think it was strong enough to possably win so I left it out. You doubt the Turtle Power.

Jamie Knoble v. Rey Misterio Jr. = **1/4 It'll be given at the most, 7 minutes, but I believe they can deliver. I see Rey going over. Ric Flair/Batista v. The Dudleys (Table Match) = DUD This'll wrongly be given ten minutes. Ugh. I'm sick of tables matches and I'm sick of the Dudleys. I hope that Evolution kicks the everloving shit out of the Dudleys and retains the belts. Also, I hope New Jack does a run in, coming off the heels of his funny-ass CZW shoot promo. "Fuck Vince, Fuck Paul E, Fuck D-Von, Fuck Bubba, Fuck They Momma, Fuck They Daddy, Fuck All those motherfuckers" Chavo Guerrero Jr. v. Eddy Guerrero = *** They'll give this one at the least, 15 minutes. I expected a screwjob finish at the end with Chavo Sr. & Kurt Angle to build towards a proper rematch at No Way Out where it can get more time and possibly a slot before the proper main event. But what we'll see at the Rumble will be good stuff. Brock Lesnar v. Hardcore Holly = * And I'm being generous. I expected a Philly crowd massacre on Hardcore Holly which hopefully leads to a "Hogan @ WM X-8" type role reversal and a quick Brock victory, somewhere under 15 minutes. HHH v. Shawn Michaels (Last Man Standing) = ***3/4 Trips seems to only care when he's fighting Shawn, so I expect this to be good, long, and bloody. I'm predicting them going around 20 minutes. Expect Evolution interference. Royal Rumble Match = *** (and higher) This has all the talent to make it the best Rumble ever. The Iron Man will be Chris Benoit and I expect a Flair-like performance out of him.

Well, you'd be wrong. Everyone knows that the innovator of the facewashes/bootscrapes was "THE BITCHMASTER~!" Shinjiro Ohtani. What you didn't know is that his real name is actually Jeff Goldstein. So, there you go.

I remember the B-2 elimination. JR nearly cried.

http://www.wrestlingsuperstore.com I heard that someone who posts here works there.

"Chapter for Transforming into a Snake" - NILE

ROH's "Death Before Dishonor" - Masada gives a top rope German Suplex on Fast Eddie (who's legally blind) onto a folded out steel chair. ROH's "War of the Wire" - Homicide delivers a bootscrape to Steve Corino with the aid of a barbed wire baseball bat. IWA King of the Deathmatch 2003 - Ian Rotten uses an electric carving knife on JC Bailey. Eugh. ROH's "Final Battle 2003" - John Walters hits the Lungblower (double knee backbreaker thingie) on Xavier who's halfway up a 12 foot ladder.

My thoughts exactly. Duuuuuuuuude.