Mecha Mummy

Dylan himself said in the 60's that if he were to ever appear in a commercial of some sort, it would be a commercial for women's undergarments. So that's not really going against his beliefs, is it?

I don't really hate Fallon at all when he isn't cracking up or playing a character like, say, Jarret, which wasn't funny to begin with, but Sanz is pretty terrible 85% of the time. Still, neither of them amount up to the comedy anti-Christ that is Chris Kattan.

I saw it at a preview screening on Tuesday. Absolutely terrible movie, only good for unintentional humor. See it with a group and MST it, or don't bother at all.

On Love Hina: I like the manga. The anime isn't especially horrible and can be good as a waste of time, but it's nothing overly special.

Anyone hear if this was as good as it looked. They did give it almost 20 minutes.............. I've heard it was good, though without crowd heat until the end of the match.

I HATE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS WHO BOOKED THIS.

Even more, really. Occasionally WWE's will ask a relevant question.

I didn't like Dr. Tom's cheering, and the Ride of the Vaklyries music being used. It seemed way too campy. Everything else amused me, though, especially the water bottle.

I thought you were a heel already.

Define "unproven." Because calling Booker T and Kevin Nash unproven jobbers is a bit odd.

It's pretty much the site in book form. If you read the entire archives before they died there isn't much point in getting the book, IMO.

Eddy Guerrero American Dragon Wow. Yay AmDrag! I like Eddy, but I want to see an actual unpredictable win, and besides, Dragon's a better wrestler IMO.

That was classic, especially Borash running over there like a bat out of hell to get them to stop. God, I miss those guys, they actually REACTED to things as opposed to a lot of the TNA crowds today.

Wasn't there a match between Terri Runnels and The Kat at WM2K?

It works for Conan, doesn't it? And as for the Kilborn joke...

Oh, god. Ignore this. *Sigh.*

Scott Hall and Shane McMahon both sold the stunner really hilariously. They'd, like, launch themselves into the air a couple feet and then hit the ground and spasm for half a second.

Didn't Zach Gali...finki...uh... Zach G. have a show on VH1 at one point? That was so terrible.

*Grits teeth. Forces grin.* Well... she's so... so... happy! Very, very... happy. Yyyyyeah. On the plus side, it wasn't as pathetic as her first column, but I don't think it was even half as long, so...

Just watched a High Energy match, and apparently Koko B. Ware got a haircut... HEENAN: "I'm gonna tell you something about Koko that I don't think you know. MONSOON: "I'm waiting..." HEENAN: "He's not only a client, but he's also the president!"

Wasn't Ernie Ladd a fairly successful football player?

It's pretty solid, though MCA sounds rather... off. Haven't seen the video yet, though.

Chavo faced Ultimo on Velocity, it's not him. Depressingly, I'm betting Jeff Hardy too.

600,000 sounds fine for a show that was built mostly around rematches other than Foley/Orton.

Yeah... All I could do was sigh and shake my head. Hopefully this dies quick.