Mecha Mummy

I heard Amber from S2 was in it. I'd sooner see Fairplay, really.

I thought O'Reilly was cut because both Hardball and O'Reilly in one night seems like a bit much, but your reason could be right too.

"And that's why I kicked your leg out from under your... uh, leg..." ~ Owen Hart

But then they got rid of Bradshaw, and things started to improve. Curse you for using that one before I could.

I will find whoever it is who voted Spanky for worst wrestling gimmick and beat him senseless. THIS MEANS WAR!

Randy Orton didn't get a major push until over a year into his WWE career, anyway.

I am SO not watching this week. Of course, nobody gives a fuck, especially not our friends in McMahonland, but...

I liked the One Hit Wonders thingie.... In terms of success and impact it made sense. In terms of quality, however...

I don't think they'd put Takayama over Nakamura even if Nakamura got killed. Seems a bit counterproductive, doesn't it?

Well, they did sign Kenzo Suzuki... They haven't signed him yet and he's a hoss.

Well, don't they own the rights to the gimmick?

I'm really disappointed in who won. I was looking forward to mocking everyone else who hated Jon. I blame Burton for Fairplay's downfall, BTW.

Quick, someone dial up Jinsei Shinzaki!

I... I... Oh, Christ... Thank god I didn't order the show. On paper it looks absolutely awful with the possible exception of RVD/Orton.

...?

I saw it when I was like ten too, praise the Lloyd.

^

Angle, Lesnar, Kane, Patera, and Orndorff shouldn't be on that list. I can understand most everyone else, but those five? No.

Wait... So, a role that sounds exactly like Kane's current character... and Triple H gets the role? Hunh. Oh well, as long as it means he won't be wrestling very often...

Does anyone actually have a transcript of Triumph's insultathon?

Noble really hasn't entertained me in ring for quite some time now. I'd say the best is Rey, followed by London and then Spanky.

As I am sixteen years old, I believe my living with my parents is acceptible.

The Shark Mobile: Can it work?

Right, I can't top that out, so I'll simply respond with...

Of course. You see how Vince reacts during interviews when someone dares question wrestling. He's always acts as if he's going to beat the guy up. That or he throws out something completely ridiculous to change the subject, like telling a reporter who asked about steroid use to take off his shirt.