SuperJerk

WWE Tag Team Titles: Vengeance 2003. WWE World Tag Team Titles: Armageddon 2002. (Which was an underrated PPV, IMO.)

**sigh of relief**

Someone needs to write Judd back and tell him he's not funny.

I can't bring myself to care about a World Title challenger who rarely wins or even wrestles in matches. Cena had a great heel gimmick one year ago, was given a PPV title shot, and no one cared then, either. Smackdown would be better off with Bradshaw managing Haas or someone else who's a good worker but not great at promos.

Its the pre-PPV Raw. We're talking promo-palooza. That's where 85% of the show's going. And they've only got 5 matches going into this thing, so I'm betting at least two more will get added.

for it to be generic most rappers would have to say it. Deez nuts hasn't been used since snoop said it back in 95. It was 1992 (when "The Chronic" came out). Feel old yet?

I'm not familair with Ace. What horrid things has he been directly responcible for that smarks hate him so much?

Did anyone else notice her rack on Monday? She definitely wasn't "natural" in the ring that night! **rimshot** Yep. I was getting a Kobe Tai vibe from her. She must have had them done when she moved to Korea. Too bad all her wrestling was done during the break. And by "Too bad" I mean "Thank fucking Christ." Awwww...shit. I just realized their probably going to upgrade her from normal jobber heel to ULTRA EVIL FOREIGN jobber heel.

Maybe someone wanted to show off they knew how to use "cut" and "paste" on their computer? Didn't credit the source either.

Maybe Steph can return during one of the summer PPVs and they could call it "Bitch at the Beach".

Ah shit...I broke kayfabe. Does this mean I won't win KotR this year?

^RAW, for example, comes on at 8pm Central.^ Does anyone even get up that early? Well I guess it's time to start waking up at 8 to watch wrestling like I did when I was a little kid. **Has fond childhood memory of listening to Bobby Heenan bitch about Roddy Piper after getting home from church with Grandma** Hey...wait a second! This mean no more live Heats once a month! And they have to change the name of the show!

^LOL^ I turned the channel right before Angle came out with the milk truck because I couldn't stand to hear Stephanie singing. If only I'd held on for a few more seconds.

Christian won't turn face because Jason Reso likes playing a heel too much, and he's good at it.

Did you completely miss Bradshaw's enlightened, intelligent comments on 9/13/01's SD? Care to remind us? That was a few years ago. Thanks.

There's enough other good talent on that show that they shouldn't need to scramble.

I couldn't believe it either at first, but yeah. They were the full matches. I bought it just to finally see Montreal for myself instead of always just hearing about it.

Urban kids and people without cable are more likely to watch Smackdown. Everyone else mostly watches Raw.

All the matches on Volume 1 were full matches. Snuka vs. Ray Stevens (12/28/82) Scott Steiner vs. Booker T (the last Nitro) Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels (Montreal) Bret Hart vs. the British Bulldog (Summerslam 92) I'd say it was worth buying just for those last two.

Vince McMahon thinks that most people watch either Smackdown, or Raw, but not both. Reportedly there's actually some Neilsen research to back this up. Therefore, he thinks he can make more money by having two PPVs in one month because the people who order one would not have ordered the other anyways.

I forgot to set up my VCR this week. I no longer see my bad memory as a flaw, by the way.

That reminds me...what's the ONLY trick they have not yet tried with Orton to get him over? Expect Randy to get a female valet sometime before the summer.

At least Mean Gene doesn't break character and start cracking up in the middle of his skits like half the SNL cast does.

I forgot to tape the show tonight. Sounds like my faulty memory worked in my favor for once.

Did anyone else notice her rack on Monday? She definitely wasn't "natural" in the ring that night! **rimshot**