SuperJerk

Never. Volume 1 sold so poorly they decided not to bother. Confidential started out really strong (with the really good pieces on HBK, Montreal, the Bobby Heenan bio, and the Austin walk-out), but turned into too much fluff (Bradshaw visits the troops, Torrie goes shopping). I think everyone agrees that the best part of the show now is the classic matches.

^I've not seen her since the Torrie/Sable Playboy announcement.^ If you look at the roster on paper, there were still plenty of people they could've put Eddie against. True, he just had feuds with Cena and Show last year, but what about Booker T and RVD. With Booker having heat with both Eddie and RVD, a triple threat would make perfect sense. Its still a month until the next Smackdown PPV. Bradshaw could get his title shot and be done with it before the PPV airs, right?

Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Kevin Nash, Big Show, and X-Pac (w/HBK at ringside) vs. Booker T, Goldust, Bubba Ray Dudley, Spike Dudley & Rob Van Dam probably looked good on paper as well.

Vanilla coke, meet my computer monitor. Computer monitor, vanilla coke. Now where'd that windex go?

So...let me get this straight: 1) Its the fans fault it wasn't a good match because he was heckled. 2) He didn't want to be there. 3) He was there for the fans. Yeah. With airtight logic like that, its hard to believe he wasn't offered a spot on the booking committee.

It would have fit better as the SD May PPV (see Angle's Great American trophy)... Yeah...what he said. Then again, maybe it will be. I'm waiting for SummerSlamboree.

Me neither. What's that tell us about the pointlessness of the character?

Looks like Ultimo Lazarush finally got to work his two minutes at MSG. Congratulations.

Good call on the Battle Royal. That could've made a good main event for Heat, but instead its all screwed up.

UPN=Unavailable in Parts of the Nation.

Rey's "Crossing Borders" song takes on a whole new meaning.

Maybe Flair can get HHH to help Bush hold down the deficit.

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You're acting like he's the champion or something. Geez, some people...

If there is a rematch and Triple H cheats to win it wouldn't be that bad as long as Shelton goes on to have a upper mid-card feud with someone that matters. That's how you give a mid-carder the so-called rub. Please forward this post to Vince.

If the Fox deal goes through, I guess that means live PPVs? Or will the Fox Net shows be live too? Maybe Fox wants them live? Am I asking too many questions?

No one will beleive you. You might as well tell them that Cena's one of the most over guys in the company. They won't believe that either. Then mention Trish is a heel or that Foley's wrestling again. Then tell them Brock is dating Sable. And to top it all off, say that HHH jobbed clean to Benoit at WM20. (Damn, the last 12 months have been weird.)

Because having Booker T vs. Eddie, Eddie vs. RVD, or **gasp** Eddie vs. Booker T vs. RVD (playing off the fact they used to be tag champs until someone accidentally kicked someone else in the head) would've been too easy. Let's hope Judgement Day is Bradshaw's last match and he starts managing Haas or something.

We'll see.

Exactly how many of those matches do you think will be on the next Smackdown PPV card?

Its not like he's Shawn Michaels or something.

Please come forward and claim your Certificate of Redundancy Certificate.

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE BEING HELD DOWN AT TSM 10. Your spot's given to reviews of 15 year old horror movies and shoot reposts. 9. You forgot to shake Nik Johnson's hand when you first arrived in the TSM locker room. 8. During the IWC lottery, you and two others get traded to Lords of Pain for Mr. Tito. 7. "We Want Spoon!" chants are piped in during your columns. 6. Bps21 single handedly beat you and Stephen Gray in a handicap Crossface column. 5. You get bumped from the main page after 6 days but a review written three weeks ago is still at the top. 4. People start calling you "Ultimo Lazarush". 3. You're only allowed to post when Dames is distracted by another recapper. 2. You seriously consider quitting TSM and writing NFL recaps for another site. And number one... JHHHawk says you're not "columnist material".

BUT THAT WAS 4 YEARS AGO!

I didn't know Jay Sherman was a smark.