Ted the Poster

I saw this girl once, and she was born without arms. I spoke with her parents, and they said she doesn't know the meaning of the word "can't". Poor girl; not only can she not wear bracelets, but she cannot embrace a simple contraction. Just take out some letters, put a comma in there, and move it up! Edit: Done to follow the rules.

"Hey Chuck, I like the flames you painted on your... oh..."

Baltimore?

Agreed. "Political humor" is usually an oxymoron.

Except for the damn dog episode. Those heartless bastards, making me feel all sad and shit...

That's HOFF'S job, Spiff.

He's like 50 years old. It's like a requesite.

Didn't he die because he slept lying down for the first time? Yeah, that's definitely a good one.

The drunks or the gamblers? Kidding! *runs*

From Cinescape: The continuity nerds will be mad. Pictures:

No it isn't. Couldn't a mod really easily figure that out? You'd think they would have said something by now...

Only like 10-15% is really low-brow. A good majority of it is really sharp stuff. Most people just tend to focus on the sicker stuff, which is unfortunate, since all three guys are actually pretty smart comedically. Besides, low-brow fart jokes can be funny just like Eugene Levy and friends. I can laugh at both, quite easily. As for paying for it, it equals out to like $.25 per day. Big whoop. It's completely worth it for no bleeps and only like two commercials per hour. ... Since when do I "regurgitate" things?

Accidental though, apparently. That blows.

Cobain and Van Gogh were such undeserving little shits.

I'm more annoyed by the AI randomly leaving/entering the ring and grabbing weapons when it's about to lose. Even the faces do this, which makes even less sense.

Thanks, Holden. Finally. I was waiting for that. I guess the lesson is never trust wrestling fans to know much about famous novels. Famous, pretentous novels.

Who would you suggest? I'm guessing you don't like any. That's your opinion though, so whatever.

All the more sad. Like "watching The OC for reasons other than ogling the girls" sad.

Yeah, or else he might go all bi-polar and... ah, screw it. It's Christmas. Merry Christmas FFMS, you emotionally random motherfucker!

I just want to say that the call against Carolina on that FG play was BULLSHIT. The ball CLEARLY hit Peppers' side. Fucking retard refs. Cowboys won by LUCK.

Does the tie mean that Lushus and Barron have to duel? Slapfight at ten paces or something.

Price check on "Amonuts"? Massive amonuts?

While watching this movie I finally realized what it is about Peter Jackson that bugs me. He has the uncanny ability to stay on shots that desperately need panning away. I already know what Jack Black looks like, damn it. Show something else, motherfucker!

Would you?

But what if it was a panda, Vyce? You'd be damn pissed, ya fairy.