Ted the Poster

Nah. Good try though. I wonder if MMH makes lightsaber noises while Patrick's dick is in his mouth.

^ gay

Don't forget the faggy Lucas fanboy stuff! You got that going for you too!

"Danger, danger! Not in the face, Will Robinson!"

Pfft. Only if they have one too. Otherwise just throw a fucking punch.

I think it's actually how those douches at the Renaissance fairs express excitement. They say it like "huh-zaa".

You sure bear a strong resemblance to Jude Law!

Dwight: "Anal Fissure?" Stephen: "That's a real thing... somebody here has it."

All I know is that Aceveda's rape fantasies are the first thing to truly freak me out on the show. It's one of the creepiest things I've seen in a long while.

1. He's not even yellow. 2. The skateboard is supposed to be green. 3. Lame.

I argue the exact same way IDRM does and agree 100%. Plus, I've been told that my mom is hot as well. It's a little unnerving, frankly.

Marv was getting revenge for his lost love. Kevin ATE PEOPLE.

^ Haha.

We win solace in the fact that this isn't Gaia or any other shitty anime forum. We're just a regular shitty one.

I'm currently using them to improve my horseshoe throwing skills. I am going to dominate the picnic this year dammit. I have to say, they've really improved my distance in the Scottish Caber Toss. My "toss the card into the hat" skills can't be matched.

No, we call you retarded for liking The Village. Signs was passable.

Hey Ripper, check this out. I'm not sure if that is a home movie, newcast or what, but damn.

I don't watch Maher since he's, you know, not funny. What exactly is wrong with Belzer?

^ Dumb as hell.

No, I got what you meant. I know it was a terrible analogy, but I was/am still distracted by a MST3K ep, "The Deadly Mantis".

Better than a Kansas one. State's flatter'n a ten year old boy. Don't. post. again. Oh, I'm just funnin' with ya! Kansas is actually the most tranquil(sp?) place I've ever been.

Better than a Kansas one. State's flatter'n a ten year old boy.

Czech can apparently fly, use x-ray vision and breathe ice. These all look like Callahan cartoons.

Quit talking about the fake news anchors like they're hot girls, Bob. It's really creepy, and while that may fit well with your stalker personality, looks, etc... yeah, it's just reeeeally creepy.

Colin was basically thrown to the wolves though. He was never meant to due Update, as his style didn't fit with the segment. I never really cared for Norm's "Eh look, I'm all akward and stuff" schtick either. I haven't enjoyed Update truthfully since Kevin Nealon.