Toxxic

You thought I was one for ages, as I recall.

5'11 to maybe six foot. Probably about 6'3 if I'm wearing my New Rocks and my hair is spiked.

Kids are evil. Thankfully my girlfriend agrees. Congrats to you though!

I should start a poll to see whether 'Windy' or 'Jennykins' is considered the lamer nickname.

I LIKE this promo. Keep it up, Fury!

Two things: 1) Not all Clusterfuck winners won at From The Fire. Landon lost to me, hence his current mental state. 2) The return of Comet on commentary makes me love Johnny.

The only show I would be able to do in this schedule is the March 12 one. So unless ELM wants to step down, having already done one... ...nah, I'll leave you old-timers to it. 6pm Pacific is probably far too late for me, anyway

Those odds aren't as high as Kibs. Or IL. How high is he, anyway? (IL, I know this is an old, old joke. I have to live with losing to Johnny Dangerous, you have to live with this)

Well even if you change your post now, I've just quoted you so it remains fixed for eternity. Barring admin intervention.

Bah. I bet you don't look as feminine as that picture of me where I look like a lesbian. ...on second thoughts, I probably shouldn't be boasting about that.

Well, the second one is pretty much an inverted Angle Slam, isn't it. The first one... fuck knows.

Fuck me. That's going to be crazy. I'd like to get in on one of these so you bastards would have to listen to a *real* accent, but I lack the correct software...

*applause* Akira, you DEFINITELY belong here. First the duck cocks graph, and now starting fights with Spike.

OK, when Chris Fury starts sounding like Phillip Marlowe, I think we have a problem. Nice promo. Again.

All these things aside, this was an excellent promo. And lest we forget, who was it who carved those three scars on Janus' chest? ...CHRISTIAN FURY, COME ON DOWN!!

Straight-bread is the greatest thing in the history of this fed. Congratulations to Akira for proving that he is worthy of that belt (how many long counts though? How many? ), IL and Coyote continue to tear shit up, SEAN DAVIS IS BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS!! Crimson Skull pinning Max King is great... and awesome promo from Landon, by the way. He even sounds like Toxxic used to I see no sign of the Clan though. And this displeases me.

So where's the Exploding Chicken promo? And bang goes any remaining doubt that Coyote isn't a ringer. Actually, it doesn't go bang, it goes *cluck-cluck-BOOOM!*

I agree. Tweener Bischoff was interesting, and a pleasant change from the god-awful biased face/heel GM characters.

I like this.

Updated 22/9/06 - entrance tweak 7/10/06 (that's October, not July) - one rare move added Smarks Board Name: MikeofEvil Wrestlers Name: Michael (Mike) Stephens Nicknames: The Sensation Height: 6'0 Weight: 218 Hometown: Nottingham, UK Age: 23 Face/Heel: Biggest face in the company... at the moment. Don't think the crowd forgot his heel run though, because they haven't. Stable: None Ring Escort: If his opponent has an escort then his sister, Amy Stephens (see separate stats post) will accompany him. She's as likely to yell abuse as encouragement, but if the opposing manager tries anything she'll... neutralise them. Weapon(s): Brass knucks when the rules allow. Also likes to use ladders, but has used waterpistols, ball bearings, handcuffs and all sorts of insane shit in hardcore matches. Quote: ‘Prepare To be Proved Wrong!’ ‘Come and have a go if you think you’re ‘ard enough!” Taunts: -Cracks his neck from side to side until the vertebrae click; normally done after a high spot or to warm up for something. -The Catalogue Poses: On one knee, Mike inspects an imaginary watch… then gets to his feet and rubs his chin with one hand while pointing into the distance with the other… then puts both hands on his hips and gives the crowd a cheesy grin. Surefire pop, generally only used after he changes his mind on a tope con hilo to the outside (see Moves). Looks: Very well-defined, but not bulky. Pale skin, floppy chin-length blue-black hair, eyes that seem to alternate between steel grey and blue depending on the light. No tattoos or piercings. Amazingly, despite all the enemies he made in his previous 18 months with the company, he’s retained his pretty-boy good looks; however, his upper body and face have a series of very thin scars (only noticeable in some lights) from where Nathaniel Kibagami threw him through the plate glass doors of the General Motors Place in mid 2004. Doesn’t wear the eyeliner that was his trademark, although the black nail polish may still make an appearance. Clothes-wise he still wears baggy Tripp NYC trousers to the ring with the New Rock-style black boots, and wrestles shirtless. Although he has a selection of SWF merchandise shirts (‘Prepare To Be Proved Wrong’; ‘Hardcore Punk’ in barbed wire font; ‘World Champion Tour 2004/05’ with places and dates of all the world title matches he won on the back; and the newest, ‘Come And Have A Go…’ on the front and ‘…If You Think You’re Hard Enough’ on the back), to the ring he will usually wear a customised England soccer shirt (the red away kit, if you want detail) with ‘Stephens’ as the player name over the number 9. NEW ADDITION: Mike now has a trenchcoat that he wears to the ring as well, a black canvas affair with red lining and decorated all over with chains, zips and D-rings, with a row of four small spikes on each shoulder. Ring Entrance: Every single light in the arena hits full, and the Smarktron whites out. For a few long moments there is silence, until a looped track of a crowd chant suddenly blasts over the PA System: "COME AND ‘AVE A GO IF YOU THINK YER ‘ARD ENOUGH!" "COME AND ‘AVE A GO IF YOU THINK YER ‘ARD ENOUGH!" This fades into the crashing opening chord of ‘Rookie’ by Boy Sets Fire, and as the Smarktron starts to fade to black jagged white letters flash up one after another to form a familiar phrase: ‘PREPARE TO BE PROVED WRONG…’ As the spiky guitar riff starts Stephens’ face appears smiling his distinctive lopsided grin before the Smarktron cuts into clips from his matches - the Super Intoxxication on Flesher to win his first World Title, the Glass Jawbreaker on Aecas, the All-Show Brawl with the Insane Luchador - along with clips of him grinning or smirking on the mic. Finally it cuts to footage of him taking Mike Van Siclen off a balcony and through a table with the Toxxic Shock Syndrome, the devastating landing timed to coincide with the- *BOOOM!* -explosion of red pyro all along the soundstage! As the drums kick in Stephens strides through the smoke and remaining sparks, head down with his hair hiding his eyes. TITLE BELTS: At time of writing he holds three (World, Tag and Cruiser). If it's a title match then the belt he's defending will be buckled around his waist, the other two will be held one in each hand. If it's not a title match, the World Title will be the one around his waist. -FUNYON STUFF (please note - don‘t announce him as the Straight-Edge Sensation anymore)- Stephens makes his way down towards the ring while the fans chant (usually “TOXXXXXXX-IC…”), then reaches the bottom of the ramp just before the verse kicks in. He crosses his arms briefly in the straight-edge ‘X’, then throws them wide, palms flat to the floor (or, at the moment, holding title belts). *bap-bap* *BOOOM!* More red pyro erupts, this time from the ring posts, and Stephens rolls into the ring under the bottom rope. From there he takes off his coat, removes his shirt and throws it to the crowd, at which point two girls in heavy eyeliner fight over it. This almost always happens. ’I never thought this could be me, I guess you never do until it’s happening to you Like all the fun turns into shame And all the “could-have-beens” rearrange…’ Stats: Strength: 3 - 260lbs is the limit for lifting moves, and he can hit hard enough to rattle your jaw. Speed: 7 - Still just as quick as ever, he may not favour the aerial offence quite as much anymore but his speed is invaluable for wriggling out of and avoiding moves. Vitality: 4 - Great conditioning and can run around the ring all night, but if you can keep him still long enough to hit him he’ll go down. He's been here since February 2004, and in that time has only kicked out of two finishers. Physically fragile, but he makes up for it. Charisma: 6 - Highly intelligent, articulate and persuasive despite his idiosyncratic vocabulary, he’s good at working the crowd if he wants to and can argue a point against anyone. Doesn’t pretend that he wasn’t once the most hated man in the company and can usually get a good laugh from taking the piss out of his former self… but if anyone else tries that, they’ll be in trouble. Style: Jack-of-all-trades, master of none. Has been starting the match out more cautiously on the mat before moving onto bigger moves and high-flying, but he's got back into his groove now and can start flying from the bell if he thinks he needs to. He's competent (but no Regal) on the mat, can hold his own in strikefests unless severely outweighed or against a martial artist, high flying is his strongest suit but although he's no deathmatch afficionado he's fairly handy outside the ring and with weapons too. Still doesn't use headdrops like he used to though. Bottom line - he's damn good, better than his actual wrestling ability and physical attributes might suggest. Skinny white guy or not, he's one of the most dominant competitors in the last three years, and he can always find some way to beat you. Sure, he's got his weaknesses - being outwrestled or being hit very hard being the most obvious ones - but please don't think of him as an underdog. Unless you're one of a very select group, odds are YOU are the underdog. SIGNATURE MOVES: (as a rough guide; most powerful first, weakest last) ‘Triple S’ (Stephens Shock Syndrome) - Swinging sit-out Pedigree/Chris Daniels’ Angel’s Wings. Used to be a finisher when he debuted (under the name of the Toxxic Shock Syndrome) and still worthy of respect. Regal Stretch - cross-legged STF with a ¾ nelson facelock. A potent hold that has won him titles before now, but he hasn’t got the strength or technical crispness to make it inescapable. Often set up from a drop toehold. ‘Unfinished Business’ - Elbow-Drive Bulldog. From a front facelock Mike brings his other arm around and down onto the back of the opponent’s head, driving them headfirst into the mat. Basically the Eye of the Hurricane/Landon Eye/Turn ‘n’ Burn with the opponent the other way up. ‘Hangover’ - Rolling guillotine legdrop Side Effect (ala Matt Hardy) - No gimmick name for this one, because it’s a decent-enough name for the move. Grabs the opponent as if for a Rock Bottom but clasps his hands together around them, lifts the opponent and then kicks his legs out so they both land on their backs with Mike’s elbow driven into their chest. Can also be done inverted, facing the same way as his opponent to end in a facebuster of sorts. Goku-Raku neckbreaker into Inverted Goku-Raku Clutch- once the neckbreaker is done Mike rolls onto his front, pulling the opponent with him, then bridges forward to pull them into a Goku-Raku Clutch. He picked it up from Scott Pretzler and his Snowflake Clutch, but there’s a couple of important differences. 1) it looks much cooler and 2) it’s not as effective, nor can he hold it for as long. Half-nelson facebuster - Mike applies a half-nelson to the near arm with his left arm, grabs the waist of their pants in his right and lifts, then drops them on their face as he sits out. Somersault Double Stomp - off the top rope and into your ribcage. ‘Pressure Drop’ - from a Hangman’s neckbreaker position Mike twists around to drive the opponent face-first into the canvas, usually sitting out to the side instead of landing on his front. This can be done onto the knee if he wants to chain it into something else. European Uppercuts - his strike of choice, will rattle you well enough. COMMON MOVES: Street Brawling - Headbutts, knees, elbows and good ol’ vanilla punches. A note about the elbows - he uses them if you’re too close to land a punch, not for the Misawa-style strike exchanges. He’ll just bull forward and keep hitting you (with any convenient body part) until you go down because he’s not tough enough to let you hit him back, and he knows it. Kip-up enzuigiri. Pure showmanship, but it takes people off-guard like nobody's business. Neckbreakers of all flavours, often chained together. Obviously some of these will be nastier than others, and something like a top-rope Blockbuster could get a near fall, but won’t happen very often at all. Double Leg Nelson - the opponent is seated: Mike sits behind them and grabs their arms, then uses his own legs to apply a full nelson-type hold. Like a normal full nelson it works the neck, and he can use his own arms to stretch the other guy’s. A nice, easy to apply wear-down hold that won’t win any matches. Triple H-style facebuster (using the knee), the start of the old ‘Sobering Thought’ combo. Mat wrestling. Abdominal stretches, cravates, things he makes up, facelocks etc. Plus lots of armbars, hammerlocks etc, maybe even a Kimura if he can remember how to do one. Simple takedowns - drop toeholds, fireman’s carries, leg trips etc. Stephenskick: Superkick (usually a desperation momentum-changer, but it still targets the head so he’ll sometimes work it in anyway) Soccer tackle: Whips his opponent off the ropes, then slides in and launches his feet and shins at theirs. Takes them off their feet, and when they get back up again they’re stumbling round. Usually used to set up another move. Punch/discus clothesline combo: right, left, right, left, flips the classic British v-sign (fingernails towards the opponent - the one that means ‘fuck you’, not ‘victory!’) - Discus Clothesline. Sadly after 18 months most of the fed have learned to duck the clothesline by now, but there’s a few new faces and besides, he’s a stubborn bastard and will still try it. Sitout jawbreaker Dropkicks - a favourite is the basement dropkick to the head of a kneeling/crouching/sitting opponent Running somersault senton to the outside. If the opponent moves before he gets there then Stephens will balance on the top rope for a second and then backflip back into the ring to land on one knee before going into the CATALOGUE POSES~! Inverted Muta Lock: Traps the opponents legs and bridges back for an inverted rear chinlock, then rolls over onto his stomach leaving the opponent flailing in the air. Flippy-Floppy Stuff: Moonsaults, standing moonsaults, springboard stuff. Most things that dump him on top of you. Used sparingly these days. RARE MOVES: -Sleeper Suplex, Kobashi style. This won't break your neck, but it'll give you a headache like you won't believe. In general he won't break this out unless desperate (which he's unlikely to be), and therefore if he does hit it he'll probably be too exhausted to make the cover quick enough to get a win. However, if he should choose to use it just because he doesn't like you, it can beat you. Go ask Spike. sXensational: When Michael Stephens wrestled as Toxxic he was by-and-large a bastard. A complete and utter shit. However, he was a very successful shit, and every now and then if he’s struggling he might resort to the old ways. The cocky mannerisms to infuriate the opponent, a few more head-drops, more spotty high-flying stuff, even the signature moves of notable defeated enemies or people he’s retired… it won’t bring back pleasant memories for him or the crowd, but is that better than losing? We’ll have to see. Notable possibilities include, but are not limited to: -‘Caffeine Bomb’: LSD II/Ki Krusher, but uses the left arm to hook the opponent‘s left leg from the inside. This used to be a finisher but when he stopped wanting to drop people on their heads he more or less retired it. Might bring it out if he desperately needs a match-ending hit. If he does, please remember that only Annie the Hardcore Queen has ever kicked out of it. Doesn’t mean you can’t, but please put yourself over suitably. -‘Dangerlust’: Electric Chair Cradle Driver. It’s broken necks and ended careers and overall is NOT to be fucked with. He won’t use this now unless you’ve raped his family or something. -‘Repeat To Fade’: The old finisher, a hammerlock/Dragon Sleeper combo with bodyscissors. It’s too tricky to set up to be reliable (plus [bREAKING KAYFABE ALERT] once it’s locked in it’s virtually impossible to escape from and that’s just no fun). -‘Inglorious’: Shooting Star Legdrop. Because he’s a camera whore at heart. FINISHERS: ‘Sunny In England’: Sliced Bread #2/Shinobi, formerly known as the Intoxxication. Get the opponent into a ¾ facelock, run up the turnbuckles with them in tow and vault backwards off the top to land on your front, driving the back of their head into the mat. However Mike has been experimenting with this and it’s a real ‘out of nowhere’ move now; he can get his boost off a tag partner, off the referee, the ring ropes, a chair, even springboard back off the ropes/turnbuckle and snare you on the way over (although he’s prone to overshooting that). However, versatile as it is it’s not unfuckwithable, and it’s by no means a certain pin. ‘RTF II’: Double underhook with body scissors. Starts from a standing position, then drops back and wraps his legs around his opponent. Particularly strong or technically able opponents may cause him some problems here, which is why he’ll always try and make sure you’re worn down before he goes for it. NOTES: -STILL DOESN’T CHEAT. His one and only breaking of the rules was against Scott Pretzler on the night his last SWF run stopped, and he’s trying to forget about that. He’s still just as uptight as ever about this. -He’s toned down his moveset. Anything head-spiky is gone, even DDTs. Instead we have lots of facebusters which will hurt and disorientate opponents but are unlikely to cause any lasting injury. As a result, I’d appreciate you not writing piledrivers, backdrop drivers or similar. If you want him to get a bit more aggressive then check out an old match or PM me, it’s not like he doesn’t have a back catalogue of nasty signature stuff you can use. -The whole ‘straight-edge’ thing. He still is, but he doesn’t rub it in people’s faces anymore, hence dropping the ‘Straight-Edge Sensation’ nickname. As long as you’re not breathing alcohol in his face or offering him drugs he doesn’t really care. -If you’re writing him speaking, think of Spike from Buffy and Angel. Doesn’t have a posh accent, uses words like ‘wanker’, ‘bloody hell’ and ‘bollocks’ and has a tendency to call people ‘sunshine’ or, in certain situations, ‘Jackmonkey’. Plus the usual British stuff - pants are trousers, cars have bonnets and boots not hoods and trunks, and ass is pronounced arse. -Please don’t write him doing knife-edge chops. Pretty much any other strike but that. -Suicide King doesn’t believe that Mike is ‘going straight’ now and is convinced the whole face thing is an act. He’ll try and twist any action into evidence that Stephens is just duping the fans and is still following his own agenda. He also refuses to use that name, insisting on calling him 'Toxxic'. -Yeah, he’s gay (mostly). This is a character background thing rather than anything particularly obvious from his ringwork (and incidentally, isn’t general knowledge. Most of the roster probably know, as will some of the smarker fans, but it’s not like the entire arena knows). If your valet flashes her tits at him he’s more likely to raise his eyebrows in surprise than start drooling, but he’ll probably still be taken off guard. He is NOT WWE Rico, and should not be written as such. BIO: Toxxic is back, using his birth name of Michael Stephens in an effort to distance himself from his rather insalubrious run with the company before. He reappeared after a long campaign by Landon Maddix (which involved first sleeping with and then beating up Mike's sister Amy) finally drew him in, and despite his own wishes Stephens found himself manoeuvred into facing Landon in a Last Man Standing match for the World Title at 13th Hour, an eerie echo not only of the match two years prior in which he made his name by ending Nathaniel Kibagami's career, but also of the telling fall in his most recent match with Landon - Total Elimination, From The Fire 2005 - where he dropped Maddix with Kibagami's feared finisher the Demonstar Driver, nearly broke La Cucaracha's neck and started the whole cycle of hatred off in the first place. However, Landon's plan misfired and Stephens won at 13th Hour to win his record-equalling 4th World Title, and this time not by dropping Landon on his head but by nearly knocking him out with a submission and rendering him unable to answer the ten-count. However, things would never be that easy. Maddix and Stephens came to an uneasy truce after 13th Hour, only to be thrown together as a tag team by Joe Peters on the basis that the fans would pay to see two guys who hated each other tagging together. Stephens now found himself on a collision course with another old enemy Tom Flesher, who held the belts with Charlie Matthews. However, even though Maddix and Stephens came through adversity, cheating, their own distrust of each other and a truly awful tag moniker, the World Champion and now Tag Champion was not yet in the clear. A newcomer to the SWF called Gabriel Drake seems to have the keys to a past that Stephens would rather forget, and is hell-bent on revealing exactly why the man formerly known as Toxxic allegedly ruined his life four years ago. TAG TEAM STATS Team Name: The Galacticos (that's the official version, used for ring entrances. Everyone else at all other times will refer to them as Two Skinny White Guys, much to Mike's disgust). Combined Weight: 442lbs Ring Escorts: Megan Skye and Amy Stephens. They have been known to co-operate, but mostly they'll ignore each other. To be fair, Amy will generally ignore the match too. Ring Entrance: So, what it is - Landon and Mike could NOT agree on a theme. Finally Joe Peters lost patience and decreed that their entrance music could be whatever his IPod Shuffle stopped on that evening. Therefore they can come out to whatever - WHATEVER - you want. Bear in mind that if it's hip-hop, Mike won't be happy. Regardless, Landon will play to the crowd (with varying results - he's a sneaky cheating bitch, but he's teaming with the fed's biggest face) while Mike will usually be more subdued. Megan will hold the ropes open for Landon who will spin in like HBK while Mike will roll under the ropes, then take his shirt off and throw it to the crowd where two girls in heavy eyeliner WILL fight over it. This almost always happens. Double Team Moves: 'Extremely Bad Hangover' - Like AMW's Death Sentence with Landon doing the holding, only Mike comes off the top rope with the Hangover instead of a regular legdrop. 'Double Impact' - Landon gets someone set up for the Landon Eye, then Mike puts the victim's tag team partner over the top of the first guy so the opponents are effectively face-to-face. Then Mike swings for the Unfinished Business while Landon completes the Landon Eye, so basically both opponents are driven down and one lands on the other. 'Professional Foul' - Cucaracha Kick from the front combined with a Soccer Tackle from behind. Cruiserweighty Stuff - Landon and Mike are pretty speedy, agile guys, and are capable of hitting a series of high-flying moves onto a downed opponent in quick succession. Something like Hangover, Swandive Headbutt, Somersault doublestomp, Frog Splash should do for most people. TAG FINISHERS: (Cruiserweight) Landon Powerbomb combined with Stephens blockbuster/neckbreaker drop off the top (whichever fits). (Whateverweight) 'Laberinto's Sunny Revenge In England' - both men grab a 3/4 headlock on their opponent and run up the buckles then flip back; Stephens lands on his front, Landon lands on his ass. This is Mike’s finisher done with extra GUSTO~ so please sell it suitably. NOTES: Stephens and Maddix don’t like each other… well, Stephens doesn’t like Maddix. Landon seems rather happier with the whole affair, and no-one’s quite sure why. Possibly because Landon’s too shallow to hold a grudge very effectively, and his fourth tag title has made him like a kid with a new toy. Regardless, despite their history, they DO work as a team. Landon will cheat like any particular bitch you care to name, Stephens will stick to the rules except for entering the ring when not the legal man to break up pins and submissions or to perform double-teams. Mike will roll his eyes and sigh at Landon’s cheating, but is unlikely to berate him for it. Basically, Landon’s the goofy one and Mike’s the straight man (rather ironic, if you think about it).

No WC it isn't. FTF is being pushed back so we can all finish off our lovely Lethal Lolita matches, or whatever. *goes to sleep and hopes to avoid dreaming about roster lists*

The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents SWF SMARKDOWN! LIVE MONDAY 27th FEBRUARY from the SOLD OUT MTS CENTER in Winnipeg, Mannitoba, Canada! (7pm EST, 10pm EST, check local listings) The SWF moves north to Canada! Why? I don't know cos I don't know the geography, but J3 seems to think it makes sense! We have no less than SIX top-quality matches for you all, not only the Lethal Lottery but also someone gets a chance to go Hardcore, and a tumultous six-man tag! OPENING PROMO: Kevin Coyote MAIN EVENT SIX-MAN TAG El Luchadore Magnifico©, Jay Hawke© and The Crimson Skull vs. Wes Davenport, Landon 'La Cucaracha' Maddix© and 'The Icon' Max King© Well, Magnifico got his claws into The Icon recently for starters; he also has a little something going on with Wes Davenport, seeing as how Wes is the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER and all. Maddix... well, he brought the goods for Lockdown's main event, and he's always ready for a little more spotlight. Siding with our long-reigning World Champion is the longer-reigning International Champion Jay Hawke, and malignant Super Villain, the Crimson Skull! Will he show the same fire in the main event, or will this unlikely teaming finally mean that ELM loses...? Tear it up, guys... Rules: Only one man from each team in the ring at a time, use the tag ropes, one fall, countout and DQ in effect, etc. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: Evolution (Z note: Duran may have internet problems on Monday, so please also send copies of your match to realitycheck) LETHAL LOTTERY (Cross-Pool) Stryke & Wildchild (1-0) vs Insane Luchador & Kevin Coyote (1-0) Tagamania is still runnin' wild as we blaze towards From the Fire, and tension is building like low-quality wordplay in this description amongst the various entrants. Who will go to TLC? Will we see another upset from Kevadore? Will StryChild continue it's slightly unsuspected run of dominance? Will we ever give these teams legitimate names, isntead of blending the ones they have? No. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: chirs3 CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH DOUBLE THREAT "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu© vs Zyon Zyon lost the title to Akira Kaibatsu, but it could doom is angle to the blakest depths of hell, so here's a rematch to try and avoid that. Rules: It's a standard cruiserweight title match. Y'see, it's called Double Threat because it was originally a TRIPLE Threat with Spike, but he can't be booked, so JJ changed it to this an effort to be clever. You fail. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: realitycheck ULTRAVIOLENT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Michael Cross vs. The Masked Crusader Cross done good against Maddix, and showed heart. Have a contendership match. Crusader promised big things in the Cold Front Classic last year but failed to deliver - now he's back for another shot at SWF glory! Word Limit: 4000 Send To: janusd LETHAL LOTTERY (Pool B) Christian Fury & Mistress Sarah (1-1) vs. Ghost Machine 2.0 & Matt Myers (0-1) Fight! Yeah, I'm out of stuff to say. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Justice OPENING MATCH LETHAL LOTTERY (Pool C) Rush Hadrian & Todd Cortez (1-0) vs. Jimmy the Doom & Manson (2-0) Rush, the quick replacement for JJ Johnson in the Lethal Lottery, has proven most effective paired with Todd Cortez in their first match together. They go up against the pairing of Jimmy the Doom and Manson, a team that, shockingly, has also proven most effective! Can Doom and Manson be the first to go a perfect 3-0 in the Lethal Lottery? Tune in to FIND OUT! Word Limit: 4500 Send To: The Superstar Send all promos and marked matches to chirs3.

I like shows. And cards.

HB pwns j00.

Look guys, just because Toxx wore eyeliner and nail varnish doesn't mean you can give him a girly name. And Spike, you're damn right to run! Otherwise Sean will do what he did last time you pissed him off, which was... ...disappear