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  1. Planning on how to build a more efficient crack pipe, no doubt
  2. What was that? I wasn't reading your post... I hate you...
  3. *slays the slayer* Wow, I do not give myself enough credit sometimes </jimrome> Seriously though, all I hear about Branch from her fans is their trying to separate her from the diva-style singers, most notable the big two (you know who I mean) Now, while she can play guitar (maybe other instruments, I dunno) and doesn't use synthed samples like divas, her music is just as simple, just as bubble-gum, just as over-produced, and just as lyrically shallow as a turd-filled kiddie pool
  4. What was that? I wasn't reading your post...
  5. Math owns That is all
  6. On my own side note, Michelle Branch may not be totally unattractive, but her music sucks deez nutz
  7. Throw my name on the "was working" list Though if I wasn't, I probably would've been here, because I do suck (after all, I'm posting thisn on SATURDAY night)
  8. Next thing you know, we'll see the school with no floor, and all the kids will be held in place with magnets
  9. When I was a freshman in HS (1994), I wrote a six part story about a teenage serial killer who, well, killed his classmates (I was smart enough to not use real names, but the characterizations were there)... I don't remember how I ended it, probably some lame suicide copout ending... but while my teacher commented about the violent nature of this, that was it. Just a comment, and nothing more. Although I did initially have Columbine-esque fantasies towards the dicks of my school back in the day, but I didn't do anything (largely because I'm lazy and I eventually stopped caring) Of course, if I submitted such a story today, I'd end up lobotomized, castrated and sedated, but we know how it is today
  10. Does it have a ceiling?
  11. Slayer

    Smart Marks

    the funny thing about that was how the other day I saw on TV (can't remember for life of me where) something about Sgt. Slaughter, and specifically his heel turn in '90-'91. They ran with the claim about how the heat and threats were the reason for the move from the LASC to the less impressive LASA So it's still alive and well apparently...
  12. <little counter appears in corner of screen saying "1"> "I don't think you heard me quite right... I said 'shit'... on television"
  13. Apparently your school really is bad if you can't spell "worst" As for the other stuff, well... that happens... but misspellings cannot be forgiven
  14. Holy shit, deja vu... he even worded his question like mine <reads your long post> Holy shit again, that does make a lot of sense... but where'd you get all that backstage info?
  15. Speaking of 1979-1980 NFL, the team that beat the Bucs in that NFC title game, the '79 Rams, would have to be on this same list... the only team so far with a single digit regular season record (9-7) to ever make it to the Super Bowl, and they nearly beat the same Steeler team that had won 3 SBs in the previous 5 years...
  16. <strokes own beard evilly too> My all star facial hair list Moustaches Hogan Roberts Rude Goatees Austin Nash Scott Steiner (post-1998) Bossman Full Beards Dibiase One Man Gang Dr. Death Arn Anderson Misc Hall's 5 o'clock shadow Rico's sideburns
  17. Another reason why the weight issue would be bullshit is because other hosses like Mark Henry and Paul Wight have done nothing but balloon up in the past five years, yet they're still not only employed, but have maintained mid/upper-card pushes at the same time
  18. I just caught this now, right as I'm about to take off for the night If no one has responded with the answer by tomorrow, I'll help you again.
  19. I know we're only five games through, but who're your thoughts on MVP as of this point And where can I find stats for the WS... the two sites I go to have stats for the entire postseason, but none for just the WS
  20. Goddamn those fucking Yankees are like Jason and Freddy... they just won't die
  21. I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right. How does a girl order a blowjob? Doesn't that get you an odd look? Actually, if there are a lot of guys around, they tend to perk up, since a blowjob shot has to be taken using only the mouth--no hands. And if you're really a tradionalist (or an exhibitionist), the girl is supposed to pick the shot up from between a guy's legs. The first time I ever did one in a bar, I was literally the only female around, so I had like 15 guys watching me take this shot...that really wasn't fun, actually. They taste good, though. <insert "spit or swallow" joke here>
  22. The hell? They played the "Little Rascals" theme over footage of Dontrelle in the minors... Well, I guess he does kinda look like Buckwheat "I be-uh throwin' the strikes now, suh"
  23. I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right. Sure are a lot of girls from Texas here Okay, two girls... but that's almost 20% of the female population here
  24. At least he didn't make a joke about this Berry
  25. Yes, it has probably been done before, but I don't care State your real name (last name optional): My name is Drew, and I am a smark...
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