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<makes post so Mik doesn't feel lonely>

Who cares? "UseTheSledgehammerUh" is a great name. But go ahead, cut a promo on him, Undertaker-style. This is our yard. And we're the big dogs. You wanna play fetch? You play in the same yard with the big dogs. You can't have your own yard. And if you can't play with the big dogs, we're gonna eat 'ya. I'll cut a promo on him.... Benoit style! "..... ..... ..... ..... ....." So... yeah, hope you learned your lesson, bastard

I would've laughed if this thread were a SWERVE and they said Stephanie was coming back anyway

So you did get to see a championship win, right? Let me ask this then, how do you think it would have been if the Braves won that WS and then dropped in the basement never to be heard of again? Would it have been seen as a triumphant closing to a team that finally won it after two failed tries? Would it have been better if it had stopped there than going on to two more WS and losing those? Not to get on you, but it seems like Braves fans let everything that have happened since the WS win erase the memory that, yes, you did win a championship

Probably won't be near as interesting as the painful sports memories threads though It's your highest time as a sports fan... when did you get to see your sports team walk away in the end with their respective championship trophy? And I personally only want to hear about teams of which you are a direct fan of, not when you rooted for another team because of other reasons, such as Yankee-haters cheering on Arizona in the '01 WS, or Bruins fans rooting for Colorado in '01 (not to hate on you Boston, I love you, really) Mine: MLB - Cincy, led by Jose Rijo and Chris Sabo, pulls off the major upset in the '90 WS. NHL - Devils pull off major upset bits against favored Detroit in '95 and defending champ Dallas in '00 and barely escape upset bid by Anaheim this year College Basketball - Glen Rice plays like a monster in the '89 tourney and leads Michigan to the Final Four title College Football - Brian Griese and Charles Woodson lead Michigan to a share of the '97 national title (sparing the conspiracy theories about Nebraska not deserving their share)

Let's turn it into a fun little game Find the PPV in the last 10-15 years (depending on how far you want to go back) featuring the most dead or now fucked up wrestlers.

Jon Voight, Coming Home Also for playing a Vietnam Vet I guess the wheelchair pushed the voters in his favor Personally I could've done without the scene of him going down on Jane Fonda as well...

Well, like I said, of the 9 identifiable females on this board, it seems like maybe one or two actually post in the wrestling folders. But that is the beauty of the TSM board, we can discuss other things here beyond wrestling.

I thought it was the stipulation that Austin never loses to anyone ever

And then there are guys with girl's names ("Dawn", I'm looking in your direction)

I thought women were good at that though </stereotype> Well, it is the internet, so personal facts are always suspect, but my interpretation from reading and catching other posts would count: You (right?) CC Cancer SweetNSexy Texas Small Arms Stardust WelshJerichoMark Maybe a couple others, I dunno. I could be wrong. Edit: Damn, other people chimed in while I was prepping my post Edit2: Forgot Yuna and Buffy, that bumps it up to 9

I used to be one.... Heh, funny thing I've noticed since coming here, there's somewhere between 7-10 females I've identified (as far as I can tell), and it seems like Canadian Chick is the only one who posts in the WWE folder. All the other females seem to hang out in the non-wrestling forums for the most part.

Definitely would have to go with Not Team Angle

Attempting to terrorize the US Oh, wait...

Is the first 'u' actually capitalized? <g> Really though, I'm not hating on the guy. He was certainly a great player. I'm hating on the media focusing on him for 99.5% of that hockey postseason.

I concur. How you could go against that story... Well, I did, for one, first being a Devils fan, and second because I got so damn tired of all the talk about Ray Borque and his lack of a ring. The media was all oversaturated with: Borque this Borque that Borque you Dooby dooby doo, Borque Borque Borque It got so damn tiring Like I was talking about with Anglesault in the WS folder, I hate sappy feel-good sports stories, and this was right up there at the top

And you got a hard piece of gum....and the cards smelled like gum. And we liked it! WE LIKED IT!

Watch someone try to buy up all the packs and then have a framed jersey that looks like it met the business end of a paper shredder

One funny thing that caught my eye is him saying he's the only one who actually stretches pre-matches Every weight trainer and phys ed teacher I ever had hammered into my head the importance of stretching before lifting/other athletic events ...so I find it funny that (if this is to be believed) that pro wrestlers aren't stretching before going out and engaging in strenuous exercise in the ring Wait, we're talking about the new WWE where athleticism means nothing , matches are two minutes long (my underconditioned ass could go out there for that long), and endurance means how well you can take weapon shots Nevermind

An a side note, I don't remember that Boy Crazy song/group at all... What year was that? And how old is she again?

I'm curious to what the victim is in prison for The original victim I mean... the kid... You know what I mean

Don't worry, as long as you're over 7 feet tall and 500 lbs, you'll always be guaranteed a job in Vince's empire, freckles or not

I say the Celtics try to get Jacques Vaughn, Scott Pollard and Greg Ostertag, since it looks like they're trying to reunite the suck squad from the mid-late 90's Kansas team

Good, I'm tired of him biking to the ring and talking about people invading his yard, like some crotchety old man on his porch Somehow though I don't think the deadman gimmick would be quite the same without the long hair. That's just my opinion

Best non-Jason FTT death scene: In FTT Part V, when the fat kid turns around and gets axed by the asshole. I laughed at that.