The Mandarin

Sorry for taking so long. Points up by 7; Taboo Tuesday up tomorrow.

I went for Joisey vs. the GTA. That's the money match.

Wow, that's odd. I was just thinking today that if Shawn happened to get "injured" (I was thinking in a fake way), they could bring in Christian as Edge's partner tomorrow night (if he were to lose). E and C beating La Resistance would be awesome.

Since I'm ordering tonight, I voted. Coach and Benoit. Unbeatable duo. I didn't care enough to vote twice, but if I did, I would have done Benoit a second time and given some mad props to my homeboy Batista. Edit: I didn't order.

TABOO TUESDAY You might forget.

Nothing was funny.

Boomshakalaka.

Edge could have done that crouching dance behind Triple H, launched spitballs at him and passed wind in his general direction and he would still have no-sold it.

Carmella the Dictator just launched a pre-emptive strike!

"We want muppets!"

I sponsored this one.

"I beat five guys! Chris Jericho is one guy! Thanksgiving is in October!"

You're a collector's item. Sadly, I'm not holographic.

I'm one of nine peeps.

WWE Pokemon? Batista: But Ric, you KNOW I require the Pimp stone to evolve. This Leaf stone just won't work. Flair: *intoxicated slurring* ..ssssshaddup, talking pony.

Gene Snitsky needs a better ending for his promos. "Catch you on the flip-side, dudemeisters! NOT! ..Always recycle-- to the EXTREME! Bust it!"

*marks*

Edge saying that he was hungry brought back hilarious memories of that Booker T Hungryman commercial. "YO DAWG. YOU WANT TWO POUNDS OF GENETICALLY ALTERED MEAT THAT COULD GIVE YOU HEART DISEASE?! WE COMIN' AFTA YOU, N***A!"

Remember folks- We're taking Raw winner nominations until 11:30 EST.

sup gerald ford

Don't do that Canadian Destroyer head dropping crap so soon. Aim for something (at first) that you know you can perfect so you won't have a chance of injuring your opponent. I'd go for a leg submission or The Stroke.

That's true, WWE isn't actual wrestling.

Had I knew what I know now, I would have gone just to meet Bob Barron and BUY HIM, with my own MONEY, a new Braves cap.

For me, it came to mind a few times, but the problem I found then/now is there's a limited sense of job/health security. There's also travel issues involved, and it would obviously take a toll on one's life. I just can't see any pros that could possibly outweigh the cons. You also have completely retarded shit to deal with such as backstage politics and hazings. I'll respond more once the discussion gets going.

Dyslexic kids love MST.