The Mandarin

Bischoff: "That's the magazine where she takes her clothes off and you get to see Chris Benoit's face!"

Walken: "..and then I hid the steel chain up my ass for two years. So now, Kane, I give it to you." Kane: "Why didn't you just give me the chain in the first place?"

Christopher Walken is going to come out and dance.

Wow, I think they had to bring Randy out early because Benoit was out of it. I think Flair slipped something in his Kool-Aid.

vs. Raven vs. Big Show (WM X-7) vs. Undertaker (WM XX) vs. Kurt Angle (WM X-8) vs. D-X (WM 2000) vs. Undertaker (WM XIV) vs. Triple H (WM XV) Wow, Kane's WM matches have SUCKED. None topping **.

OU STYLE PHYSICALITY Boomer Sooner!

HBK watched Rush Hour the other day, I see. "Wipe yo'self off bitch. You dead."

What?

Give me specifics or I'll punch my grandmother.

..and liked it."

Booker T losing to Triple H at 'Mania was such a disappointment. Not the only case of the night in which the wrong man went over, though. WCW did it right, they had Bam Bam lose to Goldberg in the end.

"Teen Angel" is the most hilarious attempt at a sad song I've ever heard, but that's 40 years ago for ya'.

I dunno. He's trying to be JFK, so he has a brother-in-law in California and a cousin in Massachusetts. I'd say he has a hot actress on the side, too --- but, come on. -=Mike Lily Munster wasn't all that hot looking.

I would POSSIBLY trade Rock/Hogan for Austin/Rock at X-7, but that's a very slim chance.

Wait..now I remember Big Show being managed by Trish Stratus, and being best friends with Billy Gunn, and Vince McMahon saying "shit on a stick". Then I go blank.

Don't forget he vanished off TV between late September and early November 2000, returning just in time for a title shot. He also accidentally took time off between Royal Rumble 1994 and Summerslam of that year because he forgot to update his 1993 calendar, thinking Rumble 1994 was the middle of August. True story.

Scores updated on page one.

Wait, how did Show turn face at WM15? ..speaking of which, when did he turn face between the Ministry and his World Title win? And how did he turn between WM2000 and Backlash? And why did he "come back" to team with (Lita?) vs. Shane and Stephanie? And then what did he do before disappearing again to go to OVW? And then how did he turn face between Backlash (loss to Shane) and the invasion? And then what was his last angle before not being booked at WrestleMania X-8? I know I've seen all this, but I cannot, for the life of me, remember anything about that man's career.

After buying the Eddie DVD, I watched these for the first time since they aired and I fell in love with them all over again. StonedRVD-level comedy. (Eddie hits a wild shot while golfing) "Quatro!" "You know what Emily means in Spanish? .. Light. ...of God."

Because they've never let the US Title go dormant without a defense for months at a time following No Mercy. *cough*BigShow*cough* How many defenses did he have during that period of time? I recall 2- vs. Bob Holly (where he debuted his Cobra Clutch) vs. Cena (WrestleMania XX)

Nope, but I bet dollars to donuts I'd have a new pick for "worst movie ever" if I saw Manos and the Hands of Fate.

I demand details/pics. Details? What more details do you need other then she was topless? "You get to see girls' boobies." ..I'm sorry, I still have the hilariously childish Road Trip trailer stuck in my head. "AND BOYS' BUM-BUMS! *Tom Green hyperventilates*"

I kept razzing on Gigli with friends all of last summer, so of course when it finally came out on DVD, of course I saw it. Worst movie ever. It even tops this AWFUL Meat Loaf stalker movie I saw once. I can't believe it graced my Playstation 2. So I reserve the right to call it a steaming pile of shit.

Zach Gowen looks like breakfast.

Pre-show cards aren't put on DVD, so they're only seen by the few people in attendance. I personally don't think we should count them, but it's up for debate. Sorry for not updating, but here we are-- Note- Only those left at the end in elimination matches get full "win" points. Also, I failed to previously mention to spice things up, I'll be awarding points for "Match of the Week". Matches of the Week don't have to specifically have any drafted wrestlers in them, but 10 points will be awarded to you if you do have one (per wrestler). The points are awarded judged on IWC buzz. If there's no clear MOTW, I'll name one myself. This week's MOTW.. Samoa Joe vs. Bryan Danielson, which went over a half hour and is said to be ****+. 10 more points to both Voice and King Cucharacha. Scores updated (they haven't been since SmackDown)/No Mercy results up about 11:00 EST.