The Ill One

See if I was witty or funny I'd make some joke here. But I'm not, so here's my opinion. I really like this promo, literally everything about it and if this match doesn't live up to the hype... *shakes fist* Seriously though when you board promo and give some in-sight inside Flesher's mind, it is gold.

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Landon doesn't like me? *Also tears up...* Oh, wait! I don't give a flyin' fuck! Good as always WC.

PART ONE~! Hey here’s some proof I still care about the federation and its writers! Anyway, I’m going to make some in-depth comments, or attempt to, for every single thing. Not that my opinion is worth anything- but, hey, whatever makes me sleep at night? Right? Bit more constructive than you’d think coming from me but if I just rambled on how awesome you are, well, not much help ‘sides an ego boost. I realize I’ll say a lot of things where I do them wrong- every. Damn. Match. But after being here long as I have I can pick it out and say it. Like I’m a spot-monkey but at the same time I know when the psychology is off. Brutally honest comments. Munich versus Tryst- Like the opening comments of “We have not seen the talented Tryst for quite some time now.” Nice. Marlboro 27’s? Eh, I only smoke when I’m insanely stressed so I can’t say much there. However I digress. First thing I want to point out is something you seem quite aware of. Your commentary is by no means bad- but it’s “off.” It doesn’t have the chemistry between Riley and Comet like most other matches provide. I know writing Comet is new, and rather tough not overdoing it or not doing it at all, while Riley should be a bit more… harsh, bitter, heel, surly? ‘Fore I go into a ramble all I mean is that it doesn’t sound like something Riley would say- “He might still belong.” Like the details before the opening bell feels more old-school but unless you need to tack on the extra words I figure it could be done without. It just strikes me that it takes away focus from the actual match in the point of if there’s meant to be intensity or tension (which doesn’t apply here but in the future) it seems a bit sidetracked. Roja- I am going to bite your balls off, bitch! Munich- Well come on poopy head, bring it! Roja- I will soon as Kivell stops patting my ball sack for weapons! Munich- Oh I’ll wait! See what I mean? Anyway the opening exchange is easy to picture and nice way to start out rather quickly paced. Again my mind can’t get over the fact that Comet’s still “off” but it’s not that distracting… it’s just something you asked me to pay attention to. Okay the “bulleye’s” comment was witty but not necessary. Another stare down, nice. I think Comet would be more likely to say “These two great Citizens are putting on a terrific show!” then the rant he got into. Comet is always more likely to call Riley, “Robert” than “Citizen Riley.” Another side note (I’m not trying to nit-pick to be a bitch but patching that up would improve the flow and read. Mostly because the reader might stop and think, “hey… that’s not quite right…”). You certainly love your steel step spot, don’t you? Delicious spots and damn fun to write, aren’t they? “The move doesn’t look to be of blood drawing quality, but is enough to drive Munich back again into the stairs.” Not feeling the first part. It’s not a bad thing to do this but it really can make the fans get distracted (“hey remember that one ca-razy mofo’ who got his nose cracked in that Puro match?” –paging Danny Williams, paging Danny Williams-). “The impact is enough to drive Munich back into the unforgiving steel steps!” You’re a better writer than me (as is everyone else) so don’t take that line for an example but more of it could’ve sounded like. Not that I’m asking for a Myers’ pin attempt (where the space between the “ONE” and “TWO” is a good few pages) but I don’t like how quick you put the counts. No real suspense, something to shrug off really easily. The action is quite solid and enjoyable, nice pace, good description- but blah, that commentary is really irking me. Second time for an outside brawl, not too shabby, but it could’ve stayed in the ring. (How much of a hypocrite am I?). If you used named moves make sure you tell us or at least describe better what it’d be (I’m thinking of “Plan M” here). Made me stop, reread, make sure I’m not overlooking the obvious then glance over it again. Not good for the flow for neither the marker nor the reader. Totally forgivable but in a match where the competition is closer you want it to be a smooth read. You don’t want to feel like you hafta’ press the mental “rewind” to try to visual it. The action is fine towards the ending… which is also quite fine and the C4 crunch was a fine ending. Overall- Munich, man, you still got it. I can’t think of who does the best commentary for you to refer to, but just tweak the commentary and maybe trim off some of the descriptions or appositions that aren’t needed. Work on- Commentary. Keep up- Fast paced and (mostly) easy-to-visual action. IL versus Blazenwing Ah… what the hell. First time I’ve shown in a long time. It shows. The match is awful and the actual story told is totally incoherent because it shifts to a whole new story. So screw this. Overall- Don’t read? Though I adore writing IL as a heel and will continue to adore it as Crow/IL hopefully continues. He makes such a great psycho dick if you know how to write it. Work on- Well showing’s a first then cutting my failed (natural though) descriptive style, then grammar, and then just wrestling knowledge in general. Keep up- Commentary? Feels like “IL”? Spike versus Todd versus Liston versus Crow Hmmm, all those sign ideas have been covered, so I can’t say they made me chuckle like signs should. “Judge and Rule?” “Hunt Todd Royal?” That is easily solved by quick proof read with the little things that people catch after you've sent the match. Aren’t four entrances to write a bitch? Either way you don’t slack up with any of them, good job. Now one thing that immediately caught my attention- the spot with the ill-fated double-whipped was great. But Crow is NOT the type to bail out of the ring. Man you got Liston out of the picture very early, didn’t you? It works and all, but seems really quick. Anyway at the time I can’t help but to wonder if Crow decided to smoke a cig or a bowl or something while all this is going on. Like Riley’s comments about the shotei and Flesher association. Okay the thing that’s hard for me to comment on is that your match is totally average. It’s good but there’s nothing for me to tear apart or praise you on… until I read Crow’s elimination. Crow is a tough bastard! He should pass out before tap out. Seriously, respect tha’ bird. I like the rolling elbow smacked down by a palm strike and the rest is nice and fast paced. Really like the sequence of near-falls. Didn’t make the most of the no-DQ and all submission eliminations? What gives, man? Just strikes me as odd, that’s all. Francis was Spike’s mentor? Color me clueless. The ending with Cortez was alright. Overall- Don’t get me wrong. It’s just hard to nitpick with such an average match. Work on- Maybe considering more into characters? I’m a huge Crow mark, so might explain that. Oh maybe Spike was put over just a smidgen (haha, I said smidgen) too much? Keep up- Good, solid action. Part two coming up!

Rock on, Galatea, rock on. Random ML memory- When G would ban from booking people who asked when the next show or card was going to be posted.

Indeed. "Uh, that was the last cup." "...What?" Well I'm pretty sure he's still lookin' to find Thor... damn bastard needs to come back and comment on our non-existant bra and panties matches!

"Hey, hey what can I do?" Led Zeppelin

Yeah man, the sloppy seconds were Superior!

...Well spoil my good fun and my night romp with MM's sister.

*Points to Toxxic's custom member title* Watch yourself boy- who do you think that higher power was? As I continue to clutter this thread- Entrances done, girlfriend distracts while ex-girlfriend stalks.

Toxxic I figured you decided to literally kill IL. I'll be selling it, you poopyhead.

Hmm... to make up for it here's a dosage of old school Ash. When any and every story ended up with a story from his federation experience. "Hiya!" "...Hey Ash" "What's up, former D-Team?" "Not much, you?" "Oh nothing~! -insert smiley that I can't figure out here-" "Well not to interrupt but my mom got raped... I just," "Oh! No worries man, totally need your space, gotcha. ...You know this reminds me of the time where I was gonna' have Misty get raped~! But I didn't do that 'cause I wanted to show the fed my 'squirtle' works fine! Hehe!"

Edit: There, I just made up the smiley total Ash would've used by now. 'Cause we all miss him dearly.

Odd. I always saw Bob wearing more of a purple shade, but tasteful still... not barney but more subtle. For the fuck of it- *Does "two wild and crazy guy" dance impression*

...Man somebody needs some stress balls, a massage, and some road head or something 'cause a rampage after a zoning dispute? I dunno, I can see where it'd be a problem catching the guy, but how fast can bulldozers go? The visual is like seeing a fleet of cops chasing after a guy in a golf cart on the highway but they still keep their distance. Or a unicycle, 'cause those are funny.

Phft, no duh. Holding myself down since... whenever I joined this fed. See, I'm above the glass ceiling, I'm sitting on top of it laughing my ass off. Or Flik's theory, but in reality I'm waiting for the Jobber's Title to come back so I can have the GREATEST. REIGN. EVER! (Exception to Fallout's CW and ELM's World, damn flip-floppin', non-promoin' bastards~!). Oh and I'll show you all that "hidden talent" in this match... then I'll promptly go back to no-showin'.

I just got wwwaaayyyyy too much satisfication knowing that the Gund Area got picked. Blazenwing, man, you're totally gonna' kick the living shit out of me.

...No, wait I got it! Let's go to Anchorage so we can have- HELL IN AN IGLOO~!

Hmmmm there's only one way to settle this. Roster split... oh, hey, let's confuse the fuck out of everybody by choosing a different area for every match! Word count- back to zero. Restart.

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...I still back the Gund. Oh, hey, how come our cards recently haven't been "spiffied?" Not a complaint but generally curiousity, usually the descriptions (when you don't show) are one of the more amusing aspects of the federation. Edit- Thirty words done, ALRIGHT!

...Hey, an idea of mine went over! Oh and if I don't show, I demand I be booked against Mr. Bukkake in a match where I must run backstage in an overstuffed penguin costume while he chases me. (No! Bus! No!). I'm very determined to show at least for this hour.

Well this was my first Indy show I've ever seen, period. I'm by no stretch of the imagination a picky fan so just seeing those cruiserweights hitting corkscrew moonsaults and flip-floppin' into different moves (even if it looks a bit sketchy) was insanely cool for me. I missed the main event with Styles, apparently, but I'll hopefully get to catch this. I'm impressed, to be honest, but I have never ordered PPVs so I don't think this will change that.

Gund Area. ...Yeah, I have no authority what-so-ever. Anyway I'm pretty damn sure I show, no really, I swear. If I can ever get "Fool in the Rain" out of my head. Damn you Led Zeppelin, damn you! Oh yeah and good luck to all, let's make this worth it 'fore the PPV.

MAIN EVENT SIX-MAN MADNESS~! Toxxic, Tom Flesher, and Ace Lezaire vs. Nathanial Kibagami, Dace Night, and Ryan Dustin ~Christ'ums! I gotta' be honest... Toxxic/Flesher/Ace is joygasmic to me. IMMEDIATE TITLE SHOT CASH-IN OF DOOM FOR THE ICTV TITLE~! Janus vs. Johnny Dangerous ~Janus. MYSTERIOUS MAN CONTINUES TRAIL OF DEATH… OR DOES HE~!? “Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Masked Man ~Williams, close call. FOUR-WAY ELIMINATION NO-DQ WACKINESS FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE NO. 1 CONTENDERSHIP~! Crow vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Todd Cortez ~Backin' the Fuckin' Bird! FOLLOW-UP FRAY~! David Blazenwing vs. Insane Luchador ~Blazenwing. But I've decided to show... having said that, Blazenwing. OPENING ONSLAUGHT~! Tryst vs. Munich ~Munich!