The Ill One

Confusion works too. Recently I've been getting morning amnesia extremely bad and rarely when I nap I can get it too. Recently I crashed at a friend's house, my girlfriends lives there too (yes I went for a friend's sister 'cause they're the same age and I'm that damn good). Anyway she comes in to wake us up and I hear her voice thinking "Wwwhhoooaaa, what the fuck did I do last night?" Then looked around all confused before it all clicked. My worse case was waking up around 10 PM thinking it was morning, running upstairs, taking a shower, getting dressed for school, eating breakfast- then I see my dad staring at me- "What the hell are you doing?" Yeah, then I checked the clock. Any stories you guys have? (Gee I forget if I do get it).

Heh...go over to GAmefaqs and that's the only thing the talk is about. It's surprising how low the intelligence level of a lot of people their :|. ...Oh the irony. But anyway, I'm actually pretty hyped for this game. When is it supposed to be released again?

SINGLES MATCH - FIRST OF FIVE Tom Flesher vs Dace Night ~Man these are both my "home boys" my "dawgs" for people I always read their stuff... so, uh, no prediction. TAG TEAM TITLES #1 CONTENDERSHIPOVER THE TOP BATTLE ROYAL[ Alan Clark vs Coy West vs John Duran vs Todd Royal vs Austin Sly vs Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs Tryst vs Insane Luchador ~Clark and West. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jacob Hemlsley vs Todd Cortez ~I'm gonna say Todd, could go either way. HARDCORE MATCH Janus vs Crow ~The fuckin' bird. USJL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Landon Maddix© vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins ~Landon to retain. SINGLES MATCH Ace Lezaire vs Ryan Dustin ~Ace. SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs Toxxic ~Toxxic

Well a nice card, I mark the fuck out for the series that's starting. Crowe and Janus HC= *drools* but that battle royale is ca-razy! Even more crazy now that I see I'm in it. See I'd say, "Yeah, I'll show." But I didn't last show and said I would, so hey, I dunno. Maybe enough Pepsi and "Ska Robot Army" will have me do well.

Kibagami- You excellent little fucker, you. Huge props on the match and a huge motherfucking (Y)~! for doin' an ML style post (The bra and panties match was awesome). I've only skimmed but all I can say is damn, wow, and thanks to Silent for not hunting me down and smacking me around. Congrats.

Unless I can snatch an extension, I've gotta' no show too.

MAIN EVENT SINGLES MATCH WORLD TITLE BOUT "Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Nathaniel Kibagami ~*Joygasm* Kibs. CAGE MATCH Stryke vs Dace Night ~Dace F'N Night. TAG TEAM MATCH TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT Janus & Aecas© vs The In Crowd ~In Crowd. SINGLES MATCH NON-TITLE Landon Maddix© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Maddix to retain. TRIPLE THREAT CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT Johnny Dangerous© vs Austin Sly vs Alan Clark ~Could go anywhere but I really want to go with Clark. HARDCORE MATCH Crow vs Insane Luchadore ~Crow.

"It's time your balls drop." Nice. I was hyped and so far no disappointment.

Yeah, hopefully they'll make the most of it without silly run-ins or way over-the-top finishes. Did I mention I find Evil Trish twenty times hotter now? Well I do.

Man, I feel so... dirty. Far as entertainment may Eugene reign supreme, oh, and even though I'm not even a smark (or mark, really)- I nearly joygasmed over that Beniot video.

I'll try to show, but eh, not very likely. (What? Don't act you're surprised).

Happy birthday to the WC~!

Hmmm, let me give this a go... 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40.

I'd much rather have HGC than CW, but that's just because HC fits like a glove (when I write it) then CW. I'd clump myself into HGC category before CW but I'd do either one interchangably. Hell, I can't say much 'cause I've only shown three times now (ICTV contender match, ICTV shot, All-Show-Iron-Man). Anyway this is a good card and I'd personally think it goes like this for titles- World ICTV USJL Cruiser/Tag Team (When it's a strong division). HGC But like Zed said for those three it's really who holds it and how strong of a champion they are. I "100% Sober Now" L

Good call man, now that I'm all sobered up I'm gonna' have to say sorry for everybody listening to me be an antagonizing prick. Danny, there's a PM coming your way. Anyway truly sorry but at the same time I still think it was a good discussion, I still think the headlock worked, and I still think that Danny should've taken that jab at King. *Ahem* There are no caves in Iowa good sir and I am getting the best tan a whitey Irish boy like I could get. I don't expect everything to be cool but still, you have my apology.

Man and that totally tops everything man. That response laced with all your wit rolled into one post, man, I actually thought you could make a joke while having a personality 'sides a little bitch. Maybe all the wrestling moves have cluttered your head- didn't I say I don't mean to personally flame you? Then later on I said I'm very stoned and drunk so just forget what I say. But no, you decided to make an attempt to sound mature and not flame me while saying "your opinion means nothing" and whatever else you posted. I always skip through your shit anyway, but hey, you were being a cunt and I'm being one back.

Alright Elbows, that's cool, go back to watching Kawada and fondling yourself. Okay looking back yeah I was really stoned and rather drunk. So I'll apologize if it was a personal attack. Sorry for that but man, I just thought you were trying to stir shit up with King, then I heard some new shit but I was too lazy (read: messed up) to post.

Dude you want headlocks? IL vs Grapplah ICTV at whatever PPV I actually showed for. Count the DDTs, I dare you. It tops Xero. Now when I get back I want the federation crumbled, dammit!

Hey Danny, back the fuck off from King. Alright? Yeah it can sounds like he's just always disappointed by the federation but he means it in a good way. Yes I wish he'd post more than "sigh" but you didn't need to take a personal attack. You're, by far, the bitchiest one about losing matches and you're just begging for flames. King has good means because he has a place in his life at this e-federation and think what you will- if I'd be around so long with many accomplishments it'd pain me with the way the tone is set. Alright you're using Japanese psychology and that's cool. But the headlock explained by others makes perfect sense to me. I'm not trying to attack you but man, don't get so touchy then insult SK. It's not like I'm defending King 'cause I'm good friends or a loyal subject, but because he's a good guy with good intent. So it's pretty fuckin' stupid to just go for the flame like that, man. I don't give a flying fuck what others think- everybody's entitled to their opinion but I do wish King would explain more. It's a great discussion, to me, it's just the tone's a bit wrong. To sound like a chick, "It's not what you said, it's way you said it." But whatever we haven't had good discussion like this in a while. Hell throw in some more positives and you have brilliant discussion. I wish conversation was in depth this often (I'm very guilty of this charge- I hardly read whole shows or promos 'til prodded to) instead of generic comments that you could copy and paste then switch around names and shit. (P.S. In a non-bragging, non-I-be-cool way... I'm nearly stoned and drunk and soon I will be beyond belief for me fucked up, so apologies ahead of time. I'll prolly look back think "Man, I was being a dick.") Edit: I started this when it got heated, post it when I remember I left it on. So, uh, yeah.

I'm not surprised at all, but I was honestly looking forward to seeing it. Not that I'm a Moore mark by any stretch of the imagination- but I was interested to see how far he would've gone and everything esle. To quote South Park- "Rabble! Rabble-Rabble!" Moore hardly got his rise from the public, least I'm lead to think he thought it'd be a bigger reaction, so whatever. Screw him.

Hey, cool. It'd get the message across well, wouldn't it? Line the highways with heads on pikes. Man then, if we're lucky, we can get some good ole' lynchin' to display too. Maybe if we pile enough dead Iraqi bodies we could have Bush sit on top. Like Yurtle the Turtle. But come on now, war isn't a fun little game of chess. Emotions run wild and shit happens, not that I'm happy to hear the news (not at all) but I barely have a pang of sympathy. I can bet this will be used countless times to get some terrorists to attempt some bombings or whatever they feel like. We don't need this happening now and I'm glad good ole' Rummy stayed. It's not like the Iraqs are gentlemen or haven't had, oh... gallons of blood on their hands.

Man that was a good one. Though the bastard side of me wants to see Vic choke a bitch, oh, and I wanted to see a gang brawl so bad. But, eh, such is life. I'm legitmately pumped for next week- Acevada's revenge. Hopefully we'll get some rapist update maybe some Tevon information, and more of Shane trying to fix the problem.

Stryke vs. Todd Cortez ~Cortez. Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike) ~I'll go with Dace but I mark the fuck out for this. Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly ~The Sly One. Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Electric Boogalou...I mean Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark ~Clark, I guess, it should be close. Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas ~Aecas, though MVS should be able to take it. USJL belt: Maddix vs. West ~Flip a coin. Submissive Cage Of Redemption (sounds like a bad porn name) ~Flesher. #1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic ~Kibs.

Actually yeah, so am I. It's just I dont know any other good sites or programs. So you can throw those suggestions out there too, heh.

Thanks Thumbtack, IDRM and Vitamin X- I'll check that out. Yeah but ideally stuff I can snatch off Kazaa tonight would be idea (I need the metal for the sake of bashing a head in).