The Ill One

I'm totally going to job the match to Candace. Kibashi, how disappointing there's no verbal rapings. EDIT- GOING OLD SKOOL, BITCHES! Promo- Petey T. Penguin "Jesus Christ, I went to take a shit and was severly injured by the skin ripped off by the crazy glue... I will never, ever forget that damned Candace and that sneaky Frisco!" Petey says "Jesus Christ your e-fed is even more pathetic than Basketball ASA's attempt."

Ideally I'd just like to be booked. If some type of fun stipulation, hardcore, or contendership's spot up that'd be awesome. But I'll see how Smarkdown goes.

Yeah, the Birdman is truly a legend... oh, you're talking to Dangerous? Whoopies. -insert obnixious wink here- Oh and unless somebody else has a dire desire- I call opening promo.

Fuckin' yes~! Time to see just how much of an ass Dagda can get. Whoo!

Well, good luck and you besta' still be around.

I'm creating a new character, 'cause, well, I am. So I'd love to be booked in a hardcore match against somebody once I get the stats up.

Hmph, I can return IL as either. It doesn't matter.

Uh, replace Petey with IL as a face... you got it.

IL's alive... I guess... I dunno...

Well, book IL as a face. I'll get the stats up for the incoherent switch, I've got Petey's doom promo in the works. Anything works and if it's a problem don't bother.

I lost count after he fell in love with a hooker.

I suggested Suicide's suicide.

I see a therapist and a shrink on a biweekly basis. Plus my friends, even the non-sober, are helping me out.

Just a random thing I figured I'd throw up here. Beats the hell out've actually being productive, right? Right. I don't intend for this to be a long term, turning straight-edge type deal, but rather just remaining sober for a few months with occasional cigarette or so.

Yeah, mine was better. Edit: Kibs, I always thought it was your sixth sense to sense retards rattling their cages. Not a good coincidence.

I've got half my match done, here comes the other half soon.

I remember Fallout. Fallout was the hope for all who blew at promos.

Actually Thoth edited the card, poopyheads.

ICTV TITLE MATCH Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix© vs “The Icon” Max King ~Landon retains. WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Dace Night vs Jamie Drazon ~Dace F'N Night! TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen & "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) © vs Revolution Zero ("Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Sean Davis) ~RZ. SINGLES MATCH Toxxic vs Justin Bowers ~Toxxic. USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross vs Vlad ~Vlad. SUBMISSIONS “EGO” MATCH “The Notorious” John Duran vs “The Superior One” Tom Flesher. ~Flesher. SINGLES MATCH “Grand Slam” Mark Stevens vs Ace Lezaire ~GSMS. CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Ryan Dustin vs The Birdman ~Dustin. TAG MATCH Nathan Xavier & “The Corona” Vladimir Everheart vs The Masked Man & Munich ~MMM. SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs The Birdman ~James! SINGLES MATCH Candace vs Petey the Irish Penguin ~Candace. HARDCORE MATCH Bryan Levy vs Ced Ordonez ~Levy.

I will be heavily disappointed if Levy doesn't stab Ced with an used needle.

Eh, I'll give it a shot.

You're such a dick. Keep it up man.

Well I guess it's time for another jobber squash then. Muahahahahaha.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Now they can be rollin' their way back to Hall of Fame history because LB IS FUCKIN' KEWL!

MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Toxxic© vs. Johnny Dangerous ~Toxxic. SWF CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Tom Flesher© vs. Candace ~I'm thinking Flesher. SINGLES MATCH Dace Night vs. Sean Davis ~Dace. SWF USJL #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH David Cross vs. Austin Sly ~Sly. “ROOKIE” SINGLES MATCH Justin Bowers vs. Brian Levy ~Now this a match. I'll go with Levy though. SWF ICTV #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Jamie Drazon vs. Andrea Montgomery vs. Manson vs. “The Icon” Max King ~Hmmmm, I'll go with JD. SINGLES MATCH John Duran vs. The Birdman ~The Birdman~! IGNJL EASTERN UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH Petey The Irish Penguin vs. Munich© ~Munich. NON-TITLE HARDCORE MATCH Landon Maddix© vs. Todd Cortez© ~Maddix.