The Ill One

God, I'm legitimately addicted to these show and the teaser trailers are NOT helping.

Where the hell do you work man?

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE Sacred v. "The Franchise" Mak Francis ~I gotta' go with Mak. CLUSTERFUCK ~I'll throw out my top three (well, four) picks. 1st- Charlie Matthews (CF Winner II: The Electric Boogaloo). 2nd- Landon Maddix 3rd(tie)- Todd Cortez 3rd(tie) Sean Davis But, hey, this year always proves for shockers. PURE WRESTLING MATCH Dace Night v. Toxxic ~It's joygasmic but I'll go with Dace.

Sweet.

Is it bad that I found it infinitely humorous that Chyna completely and utterly killed the mood followed by the Brady giving a Brady lecture.

Well I don't think you're a liar but I certainly think you'll regret that ink you'll get within a few years. Anyway I'm not quite a "fiend" but a fan.

Well it's a little bit of both for the risk factor- mostly just lower the risk factor with the options of the button of "-federation name here-" and then for morale, push him, depends. That's some low morale.

He's like a father!

Dexalone if you must go trippin' on DXM.

Man I guess I'm a minority here but I can't stand Logue, the only time I laughed was when he did that rant on the Garfield suction cups. Usually Spark is the one who gets me to laugh but, again, the show's only purpose for me is as a time killer.

...Or they decided to axe I Love the 50s and had to slide -something- in replacement.

How come I have "Roses" by OutKast stuck in my head when I'm not a fan of them nor have heard the song in ages? Damn that song is catchy.

How much nostalagia can we have for the 90s? Even as a younger child where my years of "youth" where in the 90s it seems so pointless. I guess it's a decent time killer overall though.

... GET OFF MY LAWN! But in all seriousness, just remember this: We are people who are on the internet, writing stories about big, sweaty guys hitting each other for imaginary fame and gold. In my opinion, perhaps we really should go back to the lighter days of people just posting people in promos without permission needed as long as they don't rape the character completely or something like that. Not enough chaos, too much control. Of course, I'm old and senile. Take it all with a grain of salt. But I find a distinct lack of fun right now because it just seems too... businessy. Even though it may seem ironic that I apply for almost every single one of those- I'd like to say "amen" to the lighter days where promos and fun flowed.

Christ no, coke is where it's at! Short buzz, much money, cut with all sorts of nasty shit. What's not to adore? Oh and Robin Williams never should've cleaned up.

Not even close man. But you've really made a habit of being a whiny little bitch recently, haven't you? I act like a jerk and you flip. *Throws a kit-kat* Truce. Edited for accuracy by Thomas M. Flesher, Esquire-to-Be, SWF Legal Department

That was so utterly stupid that I'm not even going to dignify that with a true response. You're pathetic, man, really fucking pathetic.

CURTAIN JERKING WITH AGENT 27 AND THE ICONIC ONE! Munich vs “The Icon” Max King ~Munich. HARDCORE MATCH! Carnage vs Danny Dagda ~Carnage. SLY DEALINGS WITH STRYKE! Stryke vs Austin Sly ~Sly. TRIPLE THREAT DAY OF DEFEAT MATCH! Hollywood Spike Jenkins vs Johnny Dangerous vs Alan Clark ~Dunno, do a rock-paper-scissors tournament. But if nobody shows it's going to be a match with Thug, Mr. Bukkake, Cardboard Comet, Jay Dawg's semen, and the BUS. RUMBLE IN THE PIT! "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez vs Dace Night ~Now this is a nice stipulation but I'll go with Dace F'n Night! INTERCONTINENTAL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP! UNITED STATES/JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP! TITLE FOR TITLE! Landon Maddix © (ICTV Champ) vs Sean Davis © (USJL Champ) ~I'll go with Maddix but it can easily go either way.

Fuckin' right man. Crowe, you better be staying on the CC.

Now would you want to do such a dumb thing as that Crowe?

Are you guys drunk? 'Cause I'm so drunk right now. Fuckers.

Well can't get Sandman might as well look for another shit hardcore wrestler.

'Cause Dagda set him up on a date and now saved his ass. Duh.

...What shitty luck.

Embrace change, people! Edit: I like the format. Simplicity.