The Ill One

Well a while back one of my friends was stupid and were skateboarding near some stairs by a pond where some geese were. He started taunting them and it led to all of us being chased by geese. A bee when I was five which stung me inside my ear. Yeah, that was a bitch. Oh and once a stray ferret kept gnawing at my shoes.

Well it's been said to not eat heavily 'cause it'll hamper your high. So maybe show constraint with some popcorn and soda? But popcorn can be a bitch when you have cotton mouth. So just don't eat a whole entire steak meal or souping stew. ...On second thought isolation works too. Yeah.

Personally I only use blunts or joints for parties or a small gatherings, otherwise pipes are the way to go. (Gravity bongs are for the weekend).

Ice cold~! COLD FRONT CLASSIC SEEDING BATTLE ROYALE Christian Fury (SWF Tag Team Champion, SWF Hardcore Gamers' Champion) v. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) v. "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. David Cross (SWF Tag Team Champion) v. "The Icon" Max King v. Danny Dagda v. Sacred v. Manson ~I'm going with Maddix or Sacred. TAG TEAM BOUT Ghost and Andrea Montgomery v. Austin Sly and Kaine ~Ghost and Andrea.

Oh and I demand there's a scattered amount of Petey the Irish Penguin or Dillon references. Thank you.

Killer card. Oh and Taamo- I'm thinking of just having the match joined after it's down to the final three (or maybe not). But ho-ly shit, it's a big match, a big chance. Allow me to go find that dusty, worn "showing" hat.

It goes fine until it asks me to find or access file "I:\snds.Two.cab", any ideas?

I just restarted my game and I'm now on day four just trying to get the muscles back up. Last game I had was weird because Cesear's missions just "disappeared" and I was wondering if it was because I took over his turf. Ah well.

Ling-Ling is what powers Drawn Together's appeal for me- oh and the hanging followed by crapping got the cheap laugh from me. But my new television obsession, after four years too late, I've been crazy over Curb Your Enthusiasm (Not to swerve the subject). So I missed majority of tonight's South Park for CYE tape.

Well, I already knew from the start... and wow, TNT- Aaawwwwkkkkkwwwwwaaaaaaarrrrrdddddd.

Yeah, not showing.

It's a cell phone call from your brother. The mission's called- Doberman.

Man ever since I got "Doberman" mission done, I've been running around taking control of every Ballas and Vegos turf.

Same area. I just know it's called North Rock 'cause I smacked against a rock and flew right as the city name came up.

Last night I spent at least an hour fucking around with a motorcycle near North Rock. You can have some crazy jumps there, but yeah, I'm stuck on the train mission also. The dance one isn't that bad but definitely not a favorite o' mine.

Ho-ly shit. It's been that long? Sorry to clutter the predictions thread but Jesus!

Dude, ouch. I might show just in spite of you now, man.

"Sellin' some yay" means cocaine, yeah. But I'm still fumbling on the low rider mission really badly.

MAIN EVENT TAG TEAM EXTRAVAGANZA!!! Toxxic and Sean Davis vs Annie Eclectic and Todd Cortez ~Toxx and Davis. HARDCORE NON-TITLE MATCH Andrea Montgomery vs Carnage ~Andrea. HARDCORE-GAMERS TITLE SHOT FREE-FOR-ALL!!! Austin Sly vs. Christian Fury vs. Manson vs. Mike Hall vs. Danny Dagda vs. Evan Wolfe ~Polymonial no-show.

Kibs, Janus, and you need to keep the unofficial Elitist Club alive, damn it. There were times when I despised you (actually I've liked you more since the verbal raping) and other times when you were one of my favorites. But whatever man, keep conscending Zed, keep conscending. (pppps I'm fuckin' higher than I've ever been high. I'm like, whoa, high)

God this game can be deliciously frustrating. I'm adoring this game so much but I despise the low rider mission. The nitrious is cool and all, but fuck, I can't beat him in the "low rider" challenge. Oh and where do you find the van you can heist/rob things with?

I just bought mine at GameStop. I'm a grade A cheater- so if anyone has cheats then it'd be ideal to post or PM them. Or link to them. Thanks a bunch.

So my match is non-title, right? Anyway good luck to all.

It's the thought that counts.

Well, see, he just got food poisoning and puked away pounds. Seriously though, I'm 275 and that's way over. So, yeah, let's figure this out.