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These jokes are so simple, yet some of the funniest shit I've ever read. Keep 'em coming.

Vote Here #1 #2 #3 #4 I'll go with #2. I'm not so sure whats going on with the first one.

Whats this i've been hearing of Tom Cruise threatening legal action over being portrayed as a homosexual in the traped in the closet episode?

I'm trying not to get too excited over this little tidbit. Remember, Tony Shiavonne used to say that every Nitro was the greatest night in the history of the sort. So, for Dixie Carter to say Turning Point will be the biggest night in TNA history is an exagerration at this point. It had better either be the signing of someone on the scale of Brock Lesnar, or a monday night timeslot.

Wow, I was just reading earlier that she voluntarily went to OVW to improve her skills. Thats sad to hear.

Watch and you'll understand Wow, just wow. He doesnt know the name of the show hes supposed to be appearing at, and cant get the shirt off. Thats the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Why not just have Rosey bring in Jamal for a beat down on Gregory Helms for abandoning him after they lost the tag titles. You dont see too many face-revenge beatdowns on heel former tag partners anymore.

Off topic, but could someone explain the Lex Luger "I don't know" jokes that I'm seeing on the board lately?

Invader3k, would that be the same black mist that Tajiri permanently blinded Nidia with in 2003?

The Paul Bearer angle was covered up on WWE.com by saying he just suffered massive internal injuries. Another crime is the countless times a wrestler has stolen some random vehicle from the parking garage to chase after another wrestler.

Wasn't hitting the "Z" that was shaved into the hair on the side of fhis head, the only way to "hurt" Zeus? Not the clearest picture ever, but theres the "Z".

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I saw something a couple months ago about this girl on the discovery channel. If I remember correctly, she had her face completely rebuilt, but sadly, still looked like hell.

You're Welcome.

I always thought the idea of WM was for the face to win the title from the big evil heel and leave everyone with a good feeling inside. Whats the deal with one of the most bland 'heels' on the roster winning the title from one of the top faces at the biggest show of the year?

Vanhalen im just wondering if its your gimmick to bring back random 3 year old threads on every board here?

Also had 2 guys fist-fighting over a laptop at the Wal-Mart my friend's wife works at. Police had to be called to break it up.

Last time I remember was during the ministry days.

Thanks for the near heart attack FFMS. I'm glad it turns out it was just some random guy on a baseball board talking shit.

No way in hell that big sumbitch on the right isnt on the roids.

Here is Ken vs Raiden

Nunzio isnt a bad wrestler by any stretch of the imagination. I find him quite entertaining. He has been a punching bag for Lashley lately, so I guess this is WWE's reward to him.

In response to the person who could've sworn the Rock had a custom title. There was a toy belt made by Jakks in the late 90's. Undertaker also got one, as did Austin, with an alternate version featuring a rattle snake on the center plate. If WWE had actually made a full sized Undertaker Championship that resembled the one from Jakks, it would have been nothing short of gorgeous. Now, about the show tonight. Everything that everyone had to say about Guerrero was nothing short of classy. It really meant a lot to me for these larger-than-life guys to show that they are indeed human, and show their love and respect for Eddie. Seeing Batista break down the way he did, and HHH as well, really showed how much Eddie meant to a lot of the guys. Chris Benoit's segment was the hardest to watch. As far as I know, he and Eddie were best friends, so I am sure the loss of Eddie has devastated him beyond words. The world will miss you Eddie.

Just wanted to add this. I was watching tv a little while ago and an advertisement for Survivor Series came on, advertising Batista vs Eddy Guerrero for the world title. This was obviously a VERY outdated advertisement, but it was still heartbreaking to see Eddy advertised for a future show.