PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

I'm a life-long Pistons fan and I don't even know if I can stomach watching another game of such shitty, uninspiring basketball. This series is an aesthetic nightmare.

Did you just totally forget about Marion or are you operating under the assumption that he's definitely going to opt out?

The Obama people really should have tried to get some more attractive supporters up near the front.

Make it into a muxtape

To be fair, they did admit they were wrong when the replay showed that there wasn't any contact.

The best scene in movie history probably

Except you'd probably be more like McLovin with a badge.

It I was a cop I'd probably shoot myself in order to escape the shame of being a fascist pig.

I think that's an admin-only thing.

I can't believe she's engaged to Shelden Williams. I mean, really?

What? This is the most likable team the Lakers have fielded in ages. They play up-tempo, exciting basketball and don't have any really hatable players other than Sasha. They're actually like the second or third least deplorable team still in it.

Rivers looks really uncomfortable.

Wrong. Song of the year (so far) is "Titus Andronicus" by Titus Andronicus.

I've always taken it as short-hand for "sounds kinda like The Eagles"

This is embarrassing on so many levels

Dude, Ross Perot won everybody's mock election in 1992. I voted Perot in '92. Of course, I was in 1st grade. Shit, you're way older than I am. I don't remember who won ours, but I do remember that I voted for Clinton/Gore because of Al Gore's youthful energy and boyish good looks. I was a weird five year old.

The radio at my shitty minimum wage job is permanently tuned to a mainstream country station and so I'm forced to endure this dreck for up to 8 hours a day. Ughh.

I think French might be the best singing language in terms of pure aesthetics.

"angular"

Oh ok. I'd still argue that he's probably better for that team than just about anyone else currently on the market, though.

Ohio is the worst. Why are you going there?

what

I don't know how Lamar Odom has played with Kobe Bryant for four years and still has yet to develop anything resembling a killer instinct. Dude pretty much never looks for his own shot, even when he's playing better than the guys he's passing to.

Yeah, seriously. Fuck those dumb foreigners. Maybe if they wanted our help they shouldn't have decided to live under an oppressive, unelected military junta. Feh.