the max

ESPN would have a two-hour special and during the final segment of the show, Buster "The Yankees could win 130 games this year" Olney would hang himself.

That has never happened at my theatre. When the girlfriend and I saw SAW, there were at least 15 unaccompanied 12-14 year olds sitting near us.

Those are the ones that are the most entertaining. Like the guy at my local Denny's latenights who looks like Vic Mackey from The Shield. He threatens to call the cops on goth teenagers.

I got a ticket from a college security guard once. I used it to light my cigarette.

I would have, had I been able to watch the game. It was blacked out on Extra Innings, as Tampa's games usually are for me, but then it wasn't aired by FSN like it normally is. Buncha assholes.

To get a fresh arm in so that the runner from the bloop hit does not score.

Last Night/This Morning: I give it a 16/18. Well written and well acted. My favorite moment was during Miles' Pinot description. It got a bit silly near the end with the wallet fiasco, but I really liked it.

I like Peyton Manning as Tom Brady's dog.

Jeter shows leadership by pushing the kid in front of the truck.

Hey, don't call me lazy. I'll come over there and...ah, what's the point?

Red Sox fans started a "Yankees Suck" chant at DisneyWorld when Tek was there with his family, so the fact that they started one aimed at Sheff isn't really surprising.

Security took care of him. Seriously, I heard this on my way home on ESPN radio, and I immediately thought of the NBA fight. Then, I saw what actually happened. This is getting blown out of proportion because of the teams involved. It was an accident. The fan was removed. Done and done. And to the thread-starter, thank you for lumping all Red Sox fans in with a moron who tries to catch a fair ball while the juiced up right fielder is coming his way. Idiot.

Replacement players are better than players with actual NHL experience.

FWIW, I heard from a few people that 24: Season 4 will be getting an early release this year, possibly in the summertime.

Because it's so fucking terrible. Remember when you gave out Reitsma's personal information? That was not funny.

This coming from the guy who came up with Chris Resuckma.

Red Sox: Hmm...Tito didn't die. Oh, and the ring ceremony may still be going on.

Probably the bad kind.

What happened with Edge, Lita, and Matt Hardy? For those who know who they are, but haven't watched wwe in forever.

I have a feeling that is coming, what with Sonic games for the Cube.

I hope I get to see the World Series ring ceremony today. I called off work and everything. Disappointing start to the season for the Sox. Clement looked a touch wild at times yesterday. OMW had better sit him down and get his control up to par, or else.

Princess gets captured and Mario rescues her. Although you'd think that by now, she'd have better security than the Toadster.

This is the part that irks me. All this fucker did the entire week before the game was talk...and talk and talk and talk and talk about how great he was, how he was going to run wild, etc.etc. And then he doesn't, Belichick makes a snappy remark (something along the lines of "I was happy when Mitchell was on the field") and that was the end of it. Now, Mitchell refuses to give the guy that has just coached his team to three of the last four super bowl titles any credit at all and will now "laugh in his face" if the Pats don't win this year. Does Belichick get to laugh in Mitchell's face when he ends up choking when it matters again? Maybe he can call him and say, "Hey, Fred. Just saw you get one catch for eleven yards in the biggest game of your life...gotta say...HA HA." People like this are why I can't stand football right now. People that constantly run their mouths for attention...then don't back up what they're saying...but still run their mouths because they're given the audience to do so. Just ignore Mitchell and maybe he'll talk himself to death.

I don't think it was a heart-attack, it was a blood clot in his lung. Tito has apparently had a bunch of health problems in the last few years, so hopefully he's ok.

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