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I happen to agree that there should be more than two guys vying for a vacant championship. But we've also got one show to set it up, so barring a battle royal to determine contenders or a fatal six way or something, it's not plausible.

vs. Barry Windham, Slamboree 1993. Arn's one legit shot at winning a World Title, and he comes *this close* to doing so only for emotion to get the better of him.

Since the only day off I have between now and Smarkdown is Easter Sunday, I'll take the show off, thanks. I wouldn't want my opponent to tap out to my ring introductions this week.

I tried to put it over as a smart move, if it helps. And I didn't destroy you into a million tiny pieces like Manson did that one time when you were top contender. But yeah, I literally had a 30-minute lunch break to write something and send it in.

Well, Spike obviously no-showed if he lost to the prematch handshake. Next time I get asked to come into work when I'm supposed to be off and I have a match due, work can go fuck itself.

I'm pretty sure a cell phone can be traced.

If they give Benoit vs. Finlay 20 minutes it'll officially be the greatest KOTR ever.

Random comments made at my brother's house last night during Singh's debut: Him: "That looks like El Gigante." Me: "And he's got the Giant Baba chop that an egg could no-sell." Not good, although Taker sold like a champ for him.

At least it wasn't Judy Bagwell on a Pole or something.

"Dogs of War" by Pink Floyd

Some of these are bad. Not as bad as the Weighted Rubber Chicken Match the fed I used to run had once. The object: Take a weighted rubber chicken off a pole and hit your opponent with it. I wish I was making that up.

Don't feel bad, my match sucked too. I couldn't get any kind of story going that I actually liked.

Public broadcasting. We're like a year or two behind you guys, but still, we get that lameass show.

I suppose I oughta get this back on topic, huh? Positive: Defeating Zyon at Genesis. My goal as to have a PPV-stealing match to end the feud, and I think I pulled it off. The fact that Zyon's losing effort might have been his greatest effort ever made it that much better. Neagtive: Besides not having enough time to write vs. Muzz for Lockdown, I'd still say losing the International Title tournament finals to Johnny Dangerous. Still probably the second best thing I ever wrote here. And I still don't know how I won the match vs. L'il Buck nor understand why people praised it so much. I hated writing that match.

Wouldn't this be night 2?

41. PWNED~! 42. +1

You actually watch that lame ass show?

Monumentally stupid idea. What about the fans who would like to go to a game but can only afford those tarped off seats? I could actually see some sort of lawsuit being filed by some idiot fan claiming he's being discriminated against because he can't afford lower level seats. Besides, how exactly does telling people they can't buy tickets maximize revenue?

Well, card description says I lost already, and since I ended up out of town for a family emergency on my only day off and thus could only do about 3500 words I'm guessing that's true. And being a journalism major, I hate missing deadlines, so there you go.

I'm assuming Muzz requested an extension since the show poster and main event marker were the same and I know I sent an effort (albeit kinda rushed) in on time? If so....dammit.

MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH LAST MAN STANDING Wes Davenport© vs Jay Hawke No prediction. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH BARB WIRE CAGE Bruce Blank© vs Insane Luchador Hard to pick against Blank, but the stipulation might not be wacky enough for him to retain. IL regains the gold. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH TAG TEAM BOUT The Asian Underground© vs JJ Johnson & Manson Asian Underground if they get their homework done. SINGLES MATCH Christian Fury vs Amy Stephens Amy. SINGLES MATCH David Cross vs Matt "The Cosplayer" Myers Cross if he writes, obviously.

I want a Regal-Benoit-Finlay 3Way feud over the US Title. Months of entertaining stiff matches. Make it happen WWE!

Bruce, I love your character and all, but what in the blue hell are you talking about?

I would ask to be evaluated, but my hotornot score made me cry back in the day.

At least I gave you a week to enjoy your reign. Mostly because if we had the match tomorrow I'd be no-showing and forfeit title defenses suck.