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Ok...a while back an unnamed friend said he had like 4 cousins he'd nail and 3 more he could be talked into...coming from a family with no attractive kin whatsoever (myself excluded of course) I immediatly shunned the idea.

 

But after a while I gave it more thought and warmed up to the idea...then I saw on of his cousins he was talking about...and after that I totally agreed with him (if she was my cousin I would go out of my way to nail her)

 

It's not like it's a sister or mother or anything like that...hell, cousin hardly counts as a realitive anyway.

 

Which raises the question...would you have sex with a hot cousin if you could avoid getting her knocked up and no one else finding out about it.

 

hell yea

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A first cousin is if your parents are siblings. Second cousin is if your parents themselves are first cousins, etc etc... it's confusing.

What exactly is a parent's cousin's daughter?

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to you it would be

 

Let's see...

 

Pretend the parent is your father, his cousin would be his brother/sister's child and that cousin's granddaughter would be your 3rd cousin.

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I once developed a crush on a first cousin when I was fourteen. It didn't help that I was socially awkward at the time.

 

So I got ribbed a lot by my family for this. And to this day, my cousin still thinks I'm some kind of creep. I usually avoid her at all costs whenever I do attend family reunions nowadays. She's a bit of a black sheep in the family nowadays, after she opted to go partying with friends in another part of the state instead of visiting her sister in the hospital when she was dying of cancer.

 

-Ben

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A first cousin is if your parents are siblings. Second cousin is if your parents themselves are first cousins, etc etc... it's confusing.

What exactly is a parent's cousin's daughter?

I still want to know what a first cousin once removed is

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I still want to know what a first cousin once removed is

That would be the cousin that fucked another cousin and got kicked out.

 

First cousin twice removed is the family let them back in but they fucked the other cousin again.

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Ya wanna hear a true story?

 

I was 17. I just seperated with Stacy. I went to my Aunt's house to swim. I wound up deciding to stay the night.

 

My aunt went to bed at Midnight and told me I could sleep in My cousin Jane's room. Whom was 19 and living with her girlfriend.

 

I went to a party and returned at about 3' 0 clock. In order not to wake my aunt up...I slowly opened the door. I was stunned when I saw my Cousin Jane in bed, Nude. Masturbating. I was silent as I watched her. Le me describe her...she's 6' tall with long black hair and perky tits.

 

She finished about 10 minutes later and she had no clue I waseven there watching. I clapped as she looked up and saw me in the door.

 

Needless to say, She was pissed. She cussed at me for a moment and I calmed her down saying it was okay. It was cool. We shared the bed and watched one of her Lesbo pornos and slept nude together. It was warm and pleasant.

You sick fuck.

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I'm confused as hell about the cousin thing.........What is the daughter of a 1st cousin in relation to me?

She would be your second cousin.

 

Look at it this way...your aunt's daughter would be your first cousin. Your aunt's granddaughter would be your second cousin. Your aunt' great grandaughter would be your third cousin.

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Ya wanna hear a true story?

 

I was 17. I just seperated with Stacy. I went to my Aunt's house to swim. I wound up deciding to stay the night.

 

My aunt went to bed at Midnight and told me I could sleep in My cousin Jane's room. Whom was 19 and living with her girlfriend.

 

I went to a party and returned at about 3' 0 clock. In order not to wake my aunt up...I slowly opened the door. I was stunned when I saw my Cousin Jane in bed, Nude. Masturbating. I was silent as I watched her. Le me describe her...she's 6' tall with long black hair and perky tits.

 

She finished about 10 minutes later and she had no clue I waseven there watching. I clapped as she looked up and saw me in the door.

 

Needless to say, She was pissed. She cussed at me for a moment and I calmed her down saying it was okay. It was cool. We shared the bed and watched one of her Lesbo pornos and slept nude together. It was warm and pleasant.

You sick fuck.

Does your wife know of this story?

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I just read this whole thread... I've got no idea why, but I thought I'd read it out. And of course, now that I've read the whole thing, I must give my opinion since I've seen everyone else do it.

 

I'd have to be in that position of "right there, right then" to know if I would or wouldn't. I mean, I could say no all I want but if I was asked by my cousin on the spot, would I? Perhaps.

 

Again, it's the flip side. If I said totally yes, and it was "right there, right then" I might bulk because it would be awkward.

 

*shrugs* It's hard for me to say. I have no cousin (I do, just not in the fashion the stip provided) to effectively say "yes or no".

 

But knowing who I am, I'd say no. And not because of the fact that they are my cousin, but on the fact that I'm a romantic at heart and thusly, I would have to be more into them as a person and be willing to go beyond the fact that they are my cousin.

 

Take that as you will.

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I'm confused as hell about the cousin thing.........What is the daughter of a 1st cousin in relation to me?

She would be your second cousin.

 

Look at it this way...your aunt's daughter would be your first cousin. Your aunt's granddaughter would be your second cousin. Your aunt' great grandaughter would be your third cousin.

So is it ok it they don't have the same last name and could possibly be 3rd cousin :firedevil:

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Well, uh, kind of a weird story here. When I was 17, there was a party in my cousins neighborhood. I went with my male cousin and we both got very hammered. I go up to a bedroom just to lay down a bit after puking, and after a while I hear somebody come in. She starts unzipping my pants and starts giving me a sloppy blow job. After a couple minutes, somebody turns the lights on. Turns out its my female cousins boyfriend. It was her first time drinking and she went into the wrong room after using the restroom. We didn't even know she was at the party.

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I'm confused as hell about the cousin thing.........What is the daughter of a 1st cousin in relation to me?

She would be your second cousin.

 

Look at it this way...your aunt's daughter would be your first cousin. Your aunt's granddaughter would be your second cousin. Your aunt' great grandaughter would be your third cousin.

So is it ok it they don't have the same last name and could possibly be 3rd cousin :firedevil:

Um, I think so.

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Well, uh, kind of a weird story here. When I was 17, there was a party in my cousins neighborhood. I went with my male cousin and we both got very hammered. I go up to a bedroom just to lay down a bit after puking, and after a while I hear somebody come in. She starts unzipping my pants and starts giving me a sloppy blow job. After a couple minutes, somebody turns the lights on. Turns out its my female cousins boyfriend. It was her first time drinking and she went into the wrong room after using the restroom. We didn't even know she was at the party.

For the love of god I hope you mean male cousins girlfriend. Because if it was a female cousins boyfriend, why would his first reaction going into a dark room be to blow someone. Either he knew it was you or your female cousin has a secret...Either way....its a little wierd...yet a story to tell the grandkids one day...funny.

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Well, uh, kind of a weird story here.  When I was 17, there was a party in my cousins neighborhood.  I went with my male cousin  and we both got very hammered.  I go up to a bedroom just to lay down a bit after puking, and after a while I hear somebody come in.  She starts unzipping my pants and starts giving me a sloppy blow job.  After a couple minutes, somebody turns the lights on.  Turns out its my female cousins boyfriend.  It was her first time drinking and she went into the wrong room after using the restroom.  We didn't even know she was at the party.

For the love of god I hope you mean male cousins girlfriend. Because if it was a female cousins boyfriend, why would his first reaction going into a dark room be to blow someone. Either he knew it was you or your female cousin has a secret...Either way....its a little wierd...yet a story to tell the grandkids one day...funny.

Okay, I'll clear it up a bit. Went with male cousin, went into bedroom by myself, my female cousin(who we didn't know was at the party) comes into the bedroom I was in, after a while her boyfriend(who was waiting for her in a different room)turns on light, we all freak, and we never mention it to each other. This is the first time its was mentioned by me to anyone.

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To answer the thread question, yeah I would. But not like my cousin or first counsin.

 

She'd have to be a 9.5 and be my FAR FAR FAR distant 387th cousin.

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Ya wanna hear a true story?

 

I was 17. I just seperated with Stacy. I went to my Aunt's house to swim. I wound up deciding to stay the night.

 

My aunt went to bed at Midnight and told me I could sleep in My cousin Jane's room. Whom was 19 and living with her girlfriend.

 

I went to a party and returned at about 3' 0 clock. In order not to wake my aunt up...I slowly opened the door. I was stunned when I saw my Cousin Jane in bed, Nude. Masturbating. I was silent as I watched her. Le me describe her...she's 6' tall with long black hair and perky tits.

 

She finished about 10 minutes later and she had no clue I waseven there watching. I clapped as she looked up and saw me in the door.

 

Needless to say, She was pissed. She cussed at me for a moment and I calmed her down saying it was okay. It was cool. We shared the bed and watched one of her Lesbo pornos and slept nude together. It was warm and pleasant.

 

 

thats the kinda story that makes me wanna read it over and over...... i wish i was there...... GOOD STORY!

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Okay Okay.... Here are MY stories of things I've done with my 1st cousins

 

1> When I was 9/10/11ish my male cousin and I used to play TMNT.... but one of us played April O Neil and it ended with us shirtless and simulating sex on one another, my cousin even ended up with a nipple hickey

 

2> Another male cousin and I were watching porn together when I was 10/11/12 ish and we ended up showing each other our erections

 

3> Another time the same cousin in story #2 was sleeping over and we were sharing a double bed, and he whispered "Are you awake?" a few times. I pretended I wasn't, and i then heard the elastic band of his underwear snap as he jerked off in bed next to me.

 

4> When I was 14/15/16ish I used to swim with my female cousins, and toss them around the pool, and I "accidently" copped a feel now and then.

 

/thinks I'll regret admiting this shit come morning....

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3> Another time the same cousin in story #2 was sleeping over and we were sharing a double bed, and he whispered "Are you awake?" a few times. I pretended I wasn't, and i then heard the elastic band of his underwear snap as he jerked off in bed next to me.

Hold up...WHAT!?

 

Another fucking guy...JERKED OFF in the same bed as you?

 

AND YOU DID NOTHING!?

 

Dames

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3> Another time  the same cousin in story #2 was sleeping over and we were sharing a double bed, and he whispered "Are you awake?" a few times.  I pretended I wasn't, and i then heard the elastic band of his underwear snap as he jerked off in bed next to me.

Hold up...WHAT!?

 

Another fucking guy...JERKED OFF in the same bed as you?

 

AND YOU DID NOTHING!?

 

Dames

I don't know why I didn't move... maybe i didn't want to embarass him

 

 

Its not like he shot it on me.

 

 

Now why I jerked off that 38 year old guy when I was 12/13ish still boggles my mind

 

 

Scary thing is I'm not bi-sexual, I think(?)

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Okay Okay.... Here are MY stories of things I've done with my 1st cousins

 

1> When I was 9/10/11ish my male cousin and I used to play TMNT.... but one of us played April O Neil and it ended with us shirtless and simulating sex on one another, my cousin even ended up with a nipple hickey

 

2> Another male cousin and I were watching porn together when I was 10/11/12 ish and we ended up showing each other our erections

 

3> Another time the same cousin in story #2 was sleeping over and we were sharing a double bed, and he whispered "Are you awake?" a few times. I pretended I wasn't, and i then heard the elastic band of his underwear snap as he jerked off in bed next to me.

 

4> When I was 14/15/16ish I used to swim with my female cousins, and toss them around the pool, and I "accidently" copped a feel now and then.

 

/thinks I'll regret admiting this shit come morning....

::screams:: ::runs::

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Boo, post THESE stories in your GC thread...

Check out my thread in Gen Chat for more stories :)

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