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I finally got around to this show during repeats last weekend, and it's hysterical to watch. There's a marathon on tonight at 10pm, running through 7 eps (I think it's every ep they've done this far) so I'm going to tape it.

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I remember during the fucking PUNK'D show where nick was all "All right man...Cool" to the "Cousin" and jessica was all "EW!" and shit...

I just watched that episode, and Jessica wasn't EW at all. Nick was nice at first, but got a little mad and didn't want them there.

 

But who would?

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I saw some clips of the show last weekend and I have to say that Jessica Simpson is the definition of "pussy." She's dumb as a sack of rocks, totally worthless for any real world use, she's just arm candy and good for fuckings.

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Guest SweetNSexyDiva

She is a sad and pathetic person. She whines and complains so much! I used to like her until I saw the show. I mean, has she watched herself? I would feel like such and idiot for agreeing to do the show so people can see how blonde I am! Then again, maybe she is too dumb to realize that she looks like a little prissy spoiled brat.

 

Poor Nick.

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Oh my god. I just turned this on on you guys' reccomendation, and I can't believe the poor guy hasn't knocked her lights out yet. As hot as she is, she is horribly annoying. She wouldn't eat buffalo wings because she doesn't eat buffalo. Unbelievable. She won't go in a LAKE because a SHARK might eat her. I don't give this marriage long...

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Guest Dmann2000

You guys do realize that the show editors are probably picking her worst moments to highlight-

 

I mean, you can't completely judge her on the basis of this...

 

*watches show*

 

Damn...that girl is dumb :stupid:

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Guest Choken One

He should move them to a rundown apartment where they have a "studio" to record their Duet Album and just leave here there for a week or two with just water and Ketchup Packets...

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I was watching the 1st ep which I haven't seen before and damn did her folks spoil her. I mean she said she didn't know a thing about cleaning up because her mom never made her clean up her room she always did it.

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Good thing they have this MTV show to fall back on because their music career's are bombing. Not that their careers were anything great in the first place.

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Not that their careers were anything great in the first place.

Jessica had the one album. 98 Degrees did manage to carve out a decent career so it's not all that bad.

 

Anyways, Nick should watch Taming of the Shrew. If he uses the method Petruchio uses, that'll probably break Jessica pretty quickly...

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Do Jessica's reps watch the show? I know the show gives here exposure, but to me it's bad exposure. She's a spoiled (and gladly admits it) and dumb as shit. These are the kind of things that make me not want to buy or listen to her stuff. Plus when she recorded Sweetest Sin, she sounded awful and then bitched because they wanted her to re-record. They should have asked her to re-record. The record company couldn't sell that shit.

 

I forgave her for not knowing that Chicken of the Sea was tuna, but when she thought that Buffalo wings were made from Buffalo, that ended it for me right there. DUMBEST WOMAN ON TELEVISION!!

 

Anna Nicole, you'd better thank Jessica Simpson. She just took your crown for MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON TV, EVER!!

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Not that their careers were anything great in the first place.

Jessica had the one album. 98 Degrees did manage to carve out a decent career so it's not all that bad.

 

Anyways, Nick should watch Taming of the Shrew. If he uses the method Petruchio uses, that'll probably break Jessica pretty quickly...

Jessica had more than one album, Starvenger. She's on her third right now.

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Scary thing that zach knew that right off the top of his head...

I own 2/3 of them.

 

Yeah I love pop music. Sue me.

My lawyer will be contacting you tomorrow. I hope you have a good defense pal....

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Not that their careers were anything great in the first place.

Jessica had the one album. 98 Degrees did manage to carve out a decent career so it's not all that bad.

 

Anyways, Nick should watch Taming of the Shrew. If he uses the method Petruchio uses, that'll probably break Jessica pretty quickly...

Jessica had more than one album, Starvenger. She's on her third right now.

OK. I'm not into her stuff, so I was probably oblvious to the other ones...

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She's on Letterman now!

She says "Im saying the things people dont have courage to say". And Nick is "really Frugal". This is hilarious. Shes not just a ditz, she's a dellusional ditz.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

Whoever in this thread said Gary Busey seems like he's putting on an act doesn't know that he was in a motorcycle accident and is pretty fucked in the head as a result.

 

 

Oh and mole calling anyone else dumb is cool for a laugh. The guy who thought the BJ Story was for real.

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