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Ultimate acts of Cheap Heat

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Guest Stunt Granny

What are your favorite acts of cheap heat.

 

Mine is Shawn Michaels dry humping the Canadian flag at Survivor Series '97. Classic.

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Guest Trivia247

Cheap heat...but coming from a face however would be Roddy Piper painting half his body Black when he went against Bad News Brown at WM 6.

 

Gorilla: He's doing the Jive....the Boogie..he is not leaving anything out.... what is that he is putting on his hand?

 

Jesse: It looks like a Michael Jackson Glove.

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Bret Hart, circa 1997:

 

(referring to Pittsburgh, PA)

 

"If the United States needed an enema, this is where you'd stick the hose in!"

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The greatest constant cheap heat gimmick of all time was Nikolai Volkoff singing the Russian National Anthem before every match. That would drive fans insane. Also, the Honky Tonk Man always keeping the IC Title by intentional DQ or count out was absolute genius.

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"If I had won my Olympic gold medal the way this country's figure skaters won their Olympic gold medal, I would want to shoot myself in the freaking head!" - Kurt Angle, Wrestlemania XVIII

 

"What do you mean if? You can say if about anything. If the city of Detroit made better cars so this country's economy wouldn't be in the toilet!" - Kurt Angle, Vengeance 2002

 

Christian dissing his "hometown" of Toronto and changing it so he was hailing from Tampa, FL at Wrestlemania XVIII is classic.

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Chris Jericho at WCW Nitro in Toronto:

 

"You know, as I was walking through the beautiful streets of Toronto, I was thinking... (crowd starts to cheer)... Man am I glad I moved to the States because Canada SUCKS! (crowd boos furiously)

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The night after No Way Out 2003 with the Rock bashing the Maple Leafs in Toronto.

 

Talk about hitting the fucking nerve...that was classic.

The crowd was actually starting to get into The Rock's promo because it was so funny that it was hard to boo him.

 

So he unleashes:

Stronger then a bear

Faster then a buck

The biggest thing to hit Canada

'cause the Maple Leafs SUCK.

 

The crowd wanted to kill him after that. Great stuff.

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How about Tazz:

 

"Look at your head, I've seen better heads come out of a zipp-uh!"

 

"I'd slap you in the face, but it looks like GOD beat me to it."

 

"Fuck Taz? Fuck Taz? NO FUCK YOU."

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Guest Trivia247

best Edge and Christian heel promo for cheap heat was... Where?

 

Dallas Texas!

 

them vs the Acolytes and E&C busted out their Kennedy Material..

 

para phrasing.

Christian : I know this town just obsesses over the Kennedy assassination, wheither it was 1 guy or 5 guys on the grassy knoll. It doesn't even matter, if he spent more than a Hour in this town he would have committed suicide.

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The night after No Way Out 2003 with the Rock bashing the Maple Leafs in Toronto.

 

Talk about hitting the fucking nerve...that was classic.

The crowd was actually starting to get into The Rock's promo because it was so funny that it was hard to boo him.

 

So he unleashes:

Stronger then a bear

Faster then a buck

The biggest thing to hit Canada

'cause the Maple Leafs SUCK.

 

The crowd wanted to kill him after that. Great stuff.

I had a video clip of that - so awesome.

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The night after No Way Out 2003 with the Rock bashing the Maple Leafs in Toronto.

 

Talk about hitting the fucking nerve...that was classic.

The crowd was actually starting to get into The Rock's promo because it was so funny that it was hard to boo him.

 

So he unleashes:

Stronger then a bear

Faster then a buck

The biggest thing to hit Canada

'cause the Maple Leafs SUCK.

 

The crowd wanted to kill him after that. Great stuff.

Was that the same show where he pranced around saying "He said my city!"?

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Guest Stunt Granny

Austin: Thats it, Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Alliance will NEVER come back to Sacremento.

 

(crowd cheers)

 

Austin: What? Does that make you happy?

 

(crowd cheers)

 

Austin: Well in that case Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Alliance WILL come back to Sacremento.

 

(crowd boos)

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Guest goar

Edge & Christian:

Bitchlanta Braves

If You Hadn't Missed that Field Goal You Wouldn't Be the Laughing Stock of the Country Making fun of the Home of Kodak (Rochester) having the ugliest people

 

Kurt Angle:

Ripping on Canada for not having any Olympic heroes and not celebrating Memorial Day. "You can't have a BBQ because you'd probably be attacked by a moose or a grizzly. Then again the Grizzlies never beat anyone at home."

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Kurt Angle:

Ripping on Canada for not having any Olympic heroes and not celebrating Memorial Day. "You can't have a BBQ because you'd probably be attacked by a moose or a grizzly. Then again the Grizzlies never beat anyone at home."

That got so much heat, but really, we knew it was true. :P

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Edge was pitcher, Christian was catcher, and they pretended to look backwards like the ball went out of the park.

 

Another one that was true at the time but still pissed us off.

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The greatest constant cheap heat gimmick of all time was Nikolai Volkoff singing the Russian National Anthem before every match. That would drive fans insane. Also, the Honky Tonk Man always keeping the IC Title by intentional DQ or count out was absolute genius.

Don't forget the Iron Sheik screaming,

 

"Iran! Numbah One! Russia! Numba One! USA, hack-tooey!!"

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Guest Ray

"I'm leavin' Sacramento, Sacramento I won't stay......but I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May."

 

 

:lol:

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One of the biggest acts of inadvertant heat (at Global Warning 2003 in Melbourne, Australia in front of 56,000 fans):

 

Test: The UnAmericans hate Australia because you are just like America!

 

(crowd boos loudly)

 

(Kurt Angles music hits and he tries to play the face)

 

Kurt: No Test you're wrong, Australia is a great country!...

 

(pop)

 

Kurt: BECAUSE it is just like America!

 

(The crowd goes apeshit at Kurt for even insinuating that Australia is like America)

 

I thought it was GOLD.

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Guest Razor Roman

My favorite pose was Edge, Christian, and Kurt Angle doing "The Jug Band" when they were in Kentucky for a PPV.

 

The big, floppy Country Bear Jamboree hats were golden.

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