Hollywood Tells Hunter: You're No Austin or Rock

[Guest Bricks]

Reading that it looks like both HHH and Steph were looking for acting gigs and personally I'm more happy that Steph didn't land any.

 

HHH would just probably be your generic action hero, but Steph, oh God, that would be the end of American film (Slight exxageration... or is it?)

[Guest Coffey]

All the people in Hollywood would tell Steph that she is a beast and needs to lose 30 lbs.

 

You know how the people in Hollywood are...

[razazteca 0]

There's one character that HHH can get a role as...

 

ATOR THE INVINCIBLE!

 

Miles O'Keefe fears HHH!

Did'nt MST3K do commentary for one of those movies? I want to see HHH in the hang glider scene.

[Vyce 0]

Despite the fact that this means no long-term out-of-ring hiatus for HHH, I'm loving this news.

 

Looks like big daddy Vince can't give you EVERYTHING you want, can he, Hunter?

 

All the people in Hollywood would tell Steph that she is a beast and needs to lose 30 lbs.

 

And they would be right.

 

At least about the weight loss.

[Guest Trivia247]

well gee for a guy who basically said repeatedly that he wasn't gonna be a actor but a wrestler he should be hurt that Hollywood doesn't want him?

 

And what can he do? Big nose Steroid boy at least Arnold had a accent what can HHH do?

 

Conan the massive Nasal passage!

[Zetterberg is God 0]

I find it funny NASH has gotten more roles then HHH.

I still remember his unbelievable performance as Super Shredder in TMNT II.

[CanadianChick 0]

The losing weight thing is true about Steph, which is sad. But I still don't want to Steph doing any acting jobs. Her voice is annoying and she's not a very good actress.

[Guest Coffey]

Victoria would make a good actress*

 

*pornstar

[buffybeast 0]

This is fantastic news. While I'd welcome a prolonged absence from both Trips and Steph, I love the fact that they were both put in their respective places. They both suck and can't act.

[Guest The Rising Star]

Seems like HHH has to settle with minor roles in TV-series. He has been in Pacific Blue, Drew Carey Show and Mad TV.

I liked how CJ's mom in Baywatch scared Shawn Michaels away in one episode. Does anybody remember?

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

F'n VADER and KEVIN SULLIVAN landed roles on the No.1 show in the World at the time (Baywatch,95ish)

[Guest Choken One]

F'n VADER and KEVIN SULLIVAN landed roles on the No.1 show in the World at the time (Baywatch,95ish)

I dont think Vader knew he was on tv show and thought it was WCW backstage...

 

 

yeah I remember Shawn as Cj's mom's ex-boyfriend's bodygaurd...

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan was on Harry and The Henderson's TV show

 

Bushwackers were heels on Family Matters....

 

Jake Roberts and Vader on Boy Meets World

 

Mean Gene did Miller Lite commercials (With Jesse V and McMahon I think)

 

BTW somewhere over in Kayfabe memories there's a thread about Wrestlers in TV and Cinema and apparently there was a wrestler in the 40's who "retired" and went on to have a decent cinematic career as a "character actor in feature films" . His name escapes me though.

Edited September 2, 2003 by Boo_Bradley

[edotherocket 0]

BTW somewhere over in Kayfabe memories there's a thread about Wrestlers in TV and Cinema and apparently there was a wrestler in the 40's who "retired" and went on to have a decent cinematic career as a "character actor in feature films" . His name escapes me though.

 

Hulk Hogan?

[Guest Eddie]

seriously no1 who does not watch wrestling know who triple h yet everyone knows the rock i live in Santo Domingo Dominican republic its pretty far from United States but if you go out and ask any one who the rock is they will know

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

HHH sucked on MAD TV and the Rock has been gold the last 2 times he was on SNL.

[Guest Korgath]

HHH looks like he's not going to go further than a B-movie actor. Why are they looking in Hollywood, anyway? Wasn't the whole point of WWE Film division to get people like HHH and Kevin Nash roles which no one else would give them?

[muzz 0]

HHH sucked on MAD TV and the Rock has been gold the last 2 times he was on SNL.

I was hoping they would put Big Show on SNL after Rock's first appearance...

 

And Austin was quite enjoyable on Nash Bridges, quite enjoyable show all round really.

[Guest EternallyLazy]

you guys dont know what you're talking about.... HHH proved to me that he is an amazing actor recently with the stacker 2 Y2Stinger ads

[Guest mst3krules]

"Did'nt MST3K do commentary for one of those movies? I want to see HHH in the hang glider scene. "

 

 

*tosses bomb overboard*

 

<crow>"HENRY KISSINGER SAYS HELLO!"</crow>

[dubq 0]

Ha!

 

I wouldn't say that Steve Austin was accepted either though. I mean, he did that USA show...with the Miami Vice duder.

Nash Bridges = Chuck Norris... Miami Vice = Don Johnson...

[haVoc 0]

HHH sucked on MAD TV and the Rock has been gold the last 2 times he was on SNL.

Rock will be hosting again sometime in the next 2 months.

[Guest CronoT]

HHH sucked on MAD TV and the Rock has been gold the last 2 times he was on SNL.

Rock will be hosting again sometime in the next 2 months.

That skit he did as the apeboy's dad was kick-ass.

[J. Hungerford Smith 0]

I liked the Superman one...

[the pinjockey 0]

Ha!

 

I wouldn't say that Steve Austin was accepted either though. I mean, he did that USA show...with the Miami Vice duder.

Nash Bridges = Chuck Norris... Miami Vice = Don Johnson...

Nash Bridges = Miami Vice = Don Johnson

[Guest Trivia247]

heres a interesting wrestling sightings in shows

 

since we are on this kick...

 

Both Owen Hart and Bret Hart were on a Honey I shrunk the Kids Tv show.

 

I don't know how old it is but it was looming around 1999.

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

Ha!

 

I wouldn't say that Steve Austin was accepted either though. I mean, he did that USA show...with the Miami Vice duder.

Nash Bridges = Chuck Norris... Miami Vice = Don Johnson...

No no no.

 

Miami Vice and Nash Bridges = Don Johnson

 

Walker, Texas Ranger = Chuck Norris

 

HHH should just do infomercials.

 

"Ever wanted to take over a million $ company in less than 3 years?"

 

Shit. He'd make millions.

[Guest Choken One]

So if I want to take over GM i just gotta fuck the ceo's daughter?

 

Sounds easy enough...

[Guest Fook]

Chyna had a recurring role in Third Rock From the Sun.

 

Captain Lou was the star of the greatest show based off a video game ever.

 

Ken Shamrock had a stint on That 70s Show.

 

Lawler was in Man on the Moon.

 

Heyman was in Rollerball (I forget who else was).

 

Goldberg starred alongside Jean Claude Van Damme in the epic picture Universal Soldier 2.

 

 

 

But nothing for HHH and Steph.

[Guest Askewniverse]

I don't think that anybody has mentioned it yet, but RVD was on City Guys.

 

Heyman was in Rollerball (I forget who else was).

I think that Shane McMahon had a cameo in it.