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What are your favorite comedy songs? The songs that make you laugh the most.

 

Here's mine:

 

"Amish Paradise" by "Weird" Al Yankovich

"Eat It" by "Weird" Al Yankovich

"Couch Potato" by "Weird" Al Yankovich

"Chinese Resturant Rap" by John Leguazamo

"A Complicated Song" by "Weird" Al Yankovich

"All About The Pentiums" by "Weird" Al Yankovich

"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by The Offspring

"Rocking The Surburbs" by Ben Folds

 

Those are just the songs that are at the top of my head. I'm sure there's more.

 

What are yours?

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Chainsaw Juggler by The Four Postman

Dropkick Me Jesus Through the Goalpost of Life by Mac Davis

Yo Mama rap by the Dead Ale Wives

I Want to Fuck the Shit out of You by David Allen Coe

I Need Your Barry Manilow by Ray Stevens

Elvis has Left the Building and All You Have Left is Me by The Old Dogs

Ballad of Irving by Frank Gallop

They're Not Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore by Kinky Friedman (Kinky Friedman is genius)

I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman by Whistling Jack Smith

King Tut by Steve Martin

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"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

 

"Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas"; "Jet Jaguar Fight Song (Translated)" and countless others -- Best Brains, Inc.

 

"Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)" -- The Ramones

 

"F*** Yourself" -- Steve Vai

 

"Hit Between the Eyes" -- The Scorpions

 

"Dive! Dive! Dive!"; "Shoot all the Clowns" -- Bruce Dickinson

 

"The Jack"; "Big Balls" -- AC/DC

 

"Dude Looks Like a Lady" -- Aerosmith

 

"Lump" ; "Peaches" -- Presidents of the USA.

 

"Sweet Leaf";"Fairies Wear Boots" -- Black Sabbath

 

Any Monty Python song, i.e. "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"; "The Penis Song"

 

The entire Hulk Rules album.

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Where in the hell is the Hanukkah song by Adam Sandler ? It is now the official Hanukkah song in December and one that I love listening to......even though I'm not Jewish.

 

Put on your yamulke

It's time for Hanukkah !

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Just a few off the top of my head (I'm sure I'll think of more later):

 

"The Streak" - Ray Stevens

"Those Little Things" - Rodney Carrington

"Dear Penis" - Rodney Carrington

"Masochism Tango" - Tom Lehrer

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Monty Python - The Penis Song

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it simply grand to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick,

From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick...

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy or your cock,

You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock,

But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock,

And you won't a-come a-back.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Frank Zappa

 

Stinkfoot

Flakes

Nanook Rubs It

Help, I'm a Rock!

St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Father Oblivion

Weasels Ripped my Flesh

Guest stardust
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Dave Grohl doing "Tiny Dancer" from the Craig Kilborn Show...entertaining stuff

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'Have A Cigar' Foo Fighters version. Oh, wait.

 

Seriously, I'll go with 'Eat It' class video too.

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"How to Rob" - 50 Cent

 

"I'll rob Pun without a gun, snatch his piece and run. Nigga weighs 400 pounds how he gonna catch me son?"

 

"I'll Run up on Timberland and Missy w/the pound, like you gimme the cash and u put the hot dog down"

 

"Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece, Told him I want it all he said, "Even my gold teeth?""

Guest DVD Spree
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"I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth" - Anal Cunt

"Have A Shitty Christmas" - CKY

"Humppasonni" - ELÄKELÄISET

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Dave Brockie Experience - Should The Ugly Girl Blow Me?

Dave Brockie Experience - Hard for a Tard

Dave Brockie Experience - Slowpoke

Dave Brockie Experience - March of the Faggot Soldiers

Dave Brockie Experience - You Want To Suck My Dick

Dave Brockie Experience - I Clean Up Real Good

Dave Brockie Experience - Slips of Paper

Dave Brockie Experience - Isn't it Grand Boys?

Dave Brockie Experience - Music is Like Beer

GWAR - Slap U Around

GWAR - Have You Seen Me?

GWAR - Happy Death Day

GWAR - Nitro Burning Funny Bong

Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

Bloodhound Gang - The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey (it's just 20 seconds silence)

Bloodhound Gang - 3.14

Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

Bloodhound Gang - She Ain't Got No Legs

Bloodhound Gang - Yellow Fever

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Anal Cunt - "311 Sucks!" (they play the first verse and chorus of "Down," but just mumble it all, then yell "YOU FUCKING SUCK")

 

Green Jelly - "House Me Teenage Rave"

Green Jelly - "Anarchy In Bedrock"

Green Jelly - "Obey The Cowgod"

Green Jelly - "Fight" (AWESOME parody of hardcore songs, with a riff that's basically a rip-off of "Phantom Lord" and "For Whom The Bell Tolls")

Green Jelly - "The Green Jelly Theme Song"

Green Jelly - "The Theme Song" (Hands to the air / Light up the sky / For SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK N' ROLL)

 

GWAR - "I Hate Love Songs"

GWAR - "Saddam A Go-Go"

GWAR - "Sick Of You" (SICK! OF! YOUUUUUUU! I'm so sick, so sick of you!)

GWAR - "Fucking An Animal"

GWAR - "Nitro Burning Funny Bong"

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Anthrax:

 

NFB (Dallabnekufesin)

Startin' Up a Posse

I'm the Man

 

SOD:

 

Um...everything they've ever done, just about, but most notably:

 

Shenanigans

Speak English or Die

All the various "The Ballad of (X)" tracks.

 

And if we're counting videos, GWAR's "Meat Sandwich".

 

Nothing tops GWAR wandering around lost with a map...

 

Except maybe Oderus kicking Jesus' ass in basketball...

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Damn, how could I forget these:

 

"Idiot Control Now"-MST3K

"I Wish I Was Back In Old Canada"-MST3K

"Creepy Girl"-MST3K

"The Sandy Frank Song"-MST3K

"To Earth"-MST3K

"Anakin Guy"-"Weird" Al Yankovich

"Thanksgiving Day"-Adam Sandler

"The Chankuahah Song"-Adam Sandler

"Fat"-"Weird" Al Yankovich

"If I Could Be A Superhero"-Stephen Lynch

"Hermaphodite"-Stephen Lynch

"If I Were Gay"-Stephen Lynch

"Special Fred"-Stephen Lynch

"Last Night You Caught Me Spanking It"-Stephen Lynch

"I Guess That's Why Mommy Left Us"-Stephen Lynch

Guest Crazy Dan
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A few more:

 

"Punk Rock Girl"

"Taking retards to the zoo"

"Bitchin Camero"

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