Guest JumpinJackFlash Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Come on! There are a bunch of one-liners, fuckups, and gross humor to leave any of us in Neanderthalland. My 3 favorites were: HHHello Steinerline '03 Goldberg's Janitor Closet Anyone else have a funnier moment?
Guest Breetai Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 IOn terms of intentional comedy, the skits between Rock and the Hurricane were pure fucking gold.
The Czech Republic Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Brush me up on HHHello. I go with the closet as #1, or Steinerline '03, with Steinerline '03 II: Electric Boogaloo in there as well.
Lil' Bitch Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Goldust Tourettes Goldust / Storm segments Test "botching" the Big Boot John Cena dissing Zack Gowen The Angle / Lesnar milk skit Molly choking Gail
Kardo Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Steinerline '03, Kanes Slip at Summerslam comes a close second
Guest Choken One Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 What the hell is HHHello? HHH last night making his WONDERFUL impromptu mic check
JN News Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Brush me up on HHHello. I go with the closet as #1, or Steinerline '03, with Steinerline '03 II: Electric Boogaloo in there as well. Joel "Electric Boogaloo" Gertner.
razazteca Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 JR the Human BBQ Randy Orton finisher where he injuries himself Goldberg trying to talk in a promo against anyone (Austin or HHH)
Guest Nobody in Particular Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Amd nobody brought up THE most electrifying nuts in Sports Entertainment?
AndrewTS Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Giiiiillbeeeeerg! Fuck Goldberg's car stalls. Fuck Goldberg coming out of the janitor's closet. Fuck Goldberg's goofy early promos (that dog will hunt!)
razazteca Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Kane not being able to light a match when threatening to burn a tied up RVD.
jester Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Goldust Tourettes That reminds me, how come Shane didn't get Tourettes from being electrocuted?
AndrewTS Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 The HHH/Nash brawl of supreme boredom. Grand THHHeft Auto The Amazing (Almost) Indestructible Limo with windows that protect pretty well against sledgehammer shots. Benoit: I want the hydraulics, Eddy! Cena's raps all kinda qualify, notably the Gowan and the pentagram one.
Guest wrestlingbs Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 First the intentional: Benoit acting insane with Eddie Rocky and the Hurricane Now the unintentional: Goldberg vs. Jericho, with Goldberg picking a fight with Tigger at the end. HHH and Nash get winded after 5 mintues of bad brawling, get booed out of the stadium. JR becomes a marshmellow.
Guest Adrian 3:16 Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Goldberg making his grand entrance from the janitor's closet gets my vote. Funny on mulitple levels.
JHawk Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Victoria's Godzilla impression on Heat a few weeks ago
Lil' Bitch Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Nothing beats Steiner's Superman Dive of Doom how come Shane didn't get Tourettes from being electrocuted? Shane had his nuts shocked with little jabs. Goldie got shocked all over a lengthy period of time. Randy Orton finisher where he injuries himself Victoria's Godzilla impression on Heat a few weeks ago Huh? When?
Fökai Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Randy Orton finisher where he injuries himself That was last October.
Papacita Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Lance Storm's "ASS...ASS ASS...ASS ASS!" bit with Goldust and Molly a while back had me in tears. Hell, as bad as it was, his whole boring shtick was pretty funny. I couldn't help but laugh when he'd read from the cue cards in monotone. Kane's slip at Summerslam, Goldberg's car stall, and HHH's mic problems all got big laughs from me. Also, this *might* have been at the very end of 02 (I can't really remember), but the "Ass Cream" segment with the Dudleyz and Vitamin C had me laughing so damn hard for some reason. Not the whole "clothes stealing", bit, but the Ass Cream line was so damn random...and the fact that they actually went through the trouble to label the can...and Jericho's reaction was pretty funny too. Jericho: How dare you come out here and take my...er...Christian's ass cream?! It's a shame. As bad as it was, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at something wrestling related.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 um... Rosey saving the cat from up the tree and then beating it against the tree to get it off him.
Fökai Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Also, this *might* have been at the very end of 02 (I can't really remember), but the "Ass Cream" segment with the Dudleyz and Vitamin C had me laughing so damn hard for some reason. Not the whole "clothes stealing", bit, but the Ass Cream line was so damn random...and the fact that they actually went through the trouble to label the can...and Jericho's reaction was pretty funny too. Jericho: How dare you come out here and take my...er...Christian's ass cream?! It's a shame. As bad as it was, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at something wrestling related. November 25th, 2002. A week after the Survivor Series PPV, with Dudleys v. Vitamin C for the World tag titles, as well as HBK giving a World title shot to Rob Van Dam.
Adam Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Steinerline '03 II: Electric Boogaloo, could someone brush me up on this? I'll go with Superman slip of doom as #1, with anything that Goldberg does as #2 and HHHello as #3
Jobber of the Week Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Fuck Goldberg coming out of a broom closet is definitely #1. Fuck Goldberg flooding his car and chasing his assailant on foot is #2. The HHH/Nash 5 year long slllloooowwww brawl that ends with carjackery is #3. The Rock mothercanuckers "yaaaayyyyyy he said our home town he said Toronto we're from Toronto yaaaa SHUT UP" speech gets Honorable Mention.
Guest JumpinJackFlash Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Well, I'll go with both Steiner line '03's, the one at Bad Blood and at the Royal Rumble.
Use Your Illusion Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 The Rock mothercanuckers "yaaaayyyyyy he said our home town he said Toronto we're from Toronto yaaaa SHUT UP" speech gets Honorable Mention. That was pure brilliance. Heel Rock > Babyface Rock That particular interview was probably the greatest Heel promo I've ever witnessed, and this man right here grew up around Ric Flair. UYI
Use Your Illusion Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 how come Shane didn't get Tourettes from being electrocuted? Shane had his nuts shocked with little jabs. Goldie got shocked all over a lengthy period of time. Fuck this, now I *KNOW* you're Vince McMahon. PUSH BENOIT COCKSUCKER! UYI
caboose Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I can't really agree with the Steiner slip because my new hero Test sold it like a trooper, thus saving some (very little) of Steiner's embarassment. Intentional: Rocky & Hurricane, Rosey & Cat Heroics, Benoit Acting mental. Unintentional: Goldberg slip, Kane slip, Triple H title run.
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