Funniest WWE Moment This Year

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

Come on! There are a bunch of one-liners, fuckups, and gross humor to leave any of us in Neanderthalland. My 3 favorites were:

 

HHHello

 

Steinerline '03

 

Goldberg's Janitor Closet

 

Anyone else have a funnier moment?

[Guest Breetai]

IOn terms of intentional comedy, the skits between Rock and the Hurricane were pure fucking gold.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Brush me up on HHHello. I go with the closet as #1, or Steinerline '03, with Steinerline '03 II: Electric Boogaloo in there as well.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Goldust Tourettes

 

Goldust / Storm segments

 

Test "botching" the Big Boot

 

John Cena dissing Zack Gowen

 

The Angle / Lesnar milk skit

 

Molly choking Gail

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Steinerline '03,

 

Kanes Slip at Summerslam comes a close second

[Lil' Bitch 0]

^ Don't forget Goldberg's

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The JR BBQ.

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

What the hell is HHHello?

[Guest Choken One]

What the hell is HHHello?

HHH last night making his WONDERFUL impromptu mic check

[JN News 0]

Brush me up on HHHello. I go with the closet as #1, or Steinerline '03, with Steinerline '03 II: Electric Boogaloo in there as well.

Joel "Electric Boogaloo" Gertner.

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JR the Human BBQ

 

Randy Orton finisher where he injuries himself

 

Goldberg trying to talk in a promo against anyone (Austin or HHH)

[Guest Nobody in Particular]

Amd nobody brought up THE most electrifying nuts in Sports Entertainment?

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Giiiiillbeeeeerg!

 

Fuck Goldberg's car stalls.

 

Fuck Goldberg coming out of the janitor's closet.

 

Fuck Goldberg's goofy early promos (that dog will hunt!)

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Kane not being able to light a match when threatening to burn a tied up RVD.

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Goldust Tourettes

That reminds me, how come Shane didn't get Tourettes from being electrocuted?

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The HHH/Nash brawl of supreme boredom.

 

Grand THHHeft Auto

 

The Amazing (Almost) Indestructible Limo with windows that protect pretty well against sledgehammer shots.

 

Benoit: I want the hydraulics, Eddy!

 

Cena's raps all kinda qualify, notably the Gowan and the pentagram one.

[Guest wrestlingbs]

First the intentional:

 

Benoit acting insane with Eddie

 

Rocky and the Hurricane

 

Now the unintentional:

 

Goldberg vs. Jericho, with Goldberg picking a fight with Tigger at the end.

 

HHH and Nash get winded after 5 mintues of bad brawling, get booed out of the stadium.

 

JR becomes a marshmellow.

[Guest Adrian 3:16]

Goldberg making his grand entrance from the janitor's closet gets my vote. Funny on mulitple levels.

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Victoria's Godzilla impression on Heat a few weeks ago

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Nothing beats Steiner's Superman Dive of Doom

 

how come Shane didn't get Tourettes from being electrocuted?

 

Shane had his nuts shocked with little jabs. Goldie got shocked all over a lengthy period of time.

 

Randy Orton finisher where he injuries himself

 

Victoria's Godzilla impression on Heat a few weeks ago

 

Huh? When?

[Fökai 0]

Randy Orton finisher where he injuries himself

That was last October.

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Lance Storm's "ASS...ASS ASS...ASS ASS!" bit with Goldust and Molly a while back had me in tears. Hell, as bad as it was, his whole boring shtick was pretty funny. I couldn't help but laugh when he'd read from the cue cards in monotone.

 

Kane's slip at Summerslam, Goldberg's car stall, and HHH's mic problems all got big laughs from me.

 

Also, this *might* have been at the very end of 02 (I can't really remember), but the "Ass Cream" segment with the Dudleyz and Vitamin C had me laughing so damn hard for some reason. Not the whole "clothes stealing", bit, but the Ass Cream line was so damn random...and the fact that they actually went through the trouble to label the can...and Jericho's reaction was pretty funny too.

 

Jericho: How dare you come out here and take my...er...Christian's ass cream?!

 

It's a shame. As bad as it was, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at something wrestling related.

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um...

 

Rosey saving the cat from up the tree and then beating it against the tree to get it off him.

[Fökai 0]

Also, this *might* have been at the very end of 02 (I can't really remember), but the "Ass Cream" segment with the Dudleyz and Vitamin C had me laughing so damn hard for some reason. Not the whole "clothes stealing", bit, but the Ass Cream line was so damn random...and the fact that they actually went through the trouble to label the can...and Jericho's reaction was pretty funny too.

 

Jericho: How dare you come out here and take my...er...Christian's ass cream?!

 

It's a shame. As bad as it was, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at something wrestling related.

November 25th, 2002.

 

A week after the Survivor Series PPV, with Dudleys v. Vitamin C for the World tag titles, as well as HBK giving a World title shot to Rob Van Dam.

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Steinerline '03 II: Electric Boogaloo, could someone brush me up on this?

 

I'll go with Superman slip of doom as #1, with anything that Goldberg does as #2 and HHHello as #3

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Fuck Goldberg coming out of a broom closet is definitely #1.

 

Fuck Goldberg flooding his car and chasing his assailant on foot is #2.

 

The HHH/Nash 5 year long slllloooowwww brawl that ends with carjackery is #3.

 

 

The Rock mothercanuckers "yaaaayyyyyy he said our home town he said Toronto we're from Toronto yaaaa SHUT UP" speech gets Honorable Mention.

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

Well, I'll go with both Steiner line '03's, the one at Bad Blood and at the Royal Rumble.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

The Rock mothercanuckers "yaaaayyyyyy he said our home town he said Toronto we're from Toronto yaaaa SHUT UP" speech gets Honorable Mention.

That was pure brilliance.

 

Heel Rock > Babyface Rock

 

That particular interview was probably the greatest Heel promo I've ever witnessed, and this man right here grew up around Ric Flair.

 

UYI

[Use Your Illusion 0]

how come Shane didn't get Tourettes from being electrocuted?

 

Shane had his nuts shocked with little jabs. Goldie got shocked all over a lengthy period of time.

Fuck this, now I *KNOW* you're Vince McMahon.

 

PUSH BENOIT COCKSUCKER!

 

UYI

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I can't really agree with the Steiner slip because my new hero Test sold it like a trooper, thus saving some (very little) of Steiner's embarassment.

 

Intentional: Rocky & Hurricane, Rosey & Cat Heroics, Benoit Acting mental.

 

Unintentional: Goldberg slip, Kane slip, Triple H title run.