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Sparks - 'Gratuitous Sax and Senseless Violins'.

 

I know we'll have done this before, but I had to pimp the GREATEST ALBUM TITLE IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC. And that, at least, is what was accomplished here today.

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If Limp Bizkit had named their album 'Panty Sniffer' that would've beaten it. Seriously.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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Van Halen- For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

OU812

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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NOFX owns it:

 

White Trash, Two Heebs, and a Bean

Ribbed

I Heard they Sucked Live

Heavy Petting Zoo

So Long and Thanks For the Shoes

Punk in Drublic

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'birth of the cool' is my favorite title ever.

 

'sgt pepper's lonely hearts club band' of course deserves a mention.

 

for some reason i love 'in utero'.

 

'running with scissors' always brings a smile to my face.

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KKKill the Fetus (or sometimes run together as one word), by Esham.

I tend to like albums titles that are run together, others being Blaz4Me by Natas and N.W.A.'s Efil4zaggin.

 

Ween's Chocolate and Cheese is apealling to me as well.

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Corpsevomit-Stabwound Intercourse.

 

I'd post the cover, but I'd get banned. What a title though...that pretty much sums up the collective work of the gore metal subgenre. Graphic and detailed as hell. Pretty Icky.

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Corpsevomit-Stabwound Intercourse.

 

I'd post the cover, but I'd get banned. What a title though...that pretty much sums up the collective work of the gore metal subgenre. Graphic and detailed as hell. Pretty Icky.

While we're on the gore front, how about Butchered at birth by Cannibal Corpse? I've never been a big fan of theirs, but damn, what a title.

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Corpsevomit-Stabwound Intercourse.

 

I'd post the cover, but I'd get banned. What a title though...that pretty much sums up the collective work of the gore metal subgenre. Graphic and detailed as hell. Pretty Icky.

While we're on the gore front, how about Butchered at birth by Cannibal Corpse? I've never been a big fan of theirs, but damn, what a title.

We'd then be remiss to not mention the semi-infamous EP by NYC devil-metallers Nunslaughter. I'm of course referring to "Impaling the Soul of Christ upon the Inverted Cross of Death."

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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That Dave Mustaine sure likes ellipsis points...

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C'mon, the only ones anywhere near the league of my pick that you folks have mentioned are Stabwound Intercourse, because it's hilariously daft, and Songs about fucking.

hate to break it to you, but 'gratuitous sax and senseless violins' is painfully unfunny.

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C'mon, the only ones anywhere near the league of my pick that you folks have mentioned are Stabwound Intercourse, because it's hilariously daft, and Songs about fucking.

hate to break it to you, but 'gratuitous sax and senseless violins' is painfully unfunny.

Hmm. You evidently have a neurological impairment of some description, so I won't hold that comment against you. Maybe a bit of shrapnel hit the precise bit of your brain that makes it possible to appreciate the title in question. Interesting.

 

 

BRUJ0's is good.

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