cbacon 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2003 I just knocked off my side view mirror while attempting to make my way between a parked truck and a curb while exiting through the back of a supermarket. Fuck. How much will that cost to get replaced? Someone, post something greater or equally stupid to ease my pain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2003 Depends on how old your car is and where you go. If you can, go to a junk yard and try to find a car you can take the mirror off and bring it to a cheap garage. Lets see.... two DWI's. Last one was in January 1998. I've learned my friggen lesson after 3 years of probation and two months in jail. Countless times I've left the lights on. I wouldn't say this was too stupid because I was trying to wreck the car, but I brought my old Subaru 4-wheeling with 3 friends and I went off the path and rolled the car sideways into a ditch and destroyed the axle. My friend came down with his truck, towed the car out and I ripped the plates off, took everything I owned out of the car and left it in a Joys department store parking lot with the keys in the ignition and the title on the front seat. Not sure if someone took it or if it was towed by the store because it was gone two days later and I never heard anything from it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2003 Driving home from the bar one night, absolutely hammered. One of my buddies asked me to drive on the island (the grassy area between the East-bound traffic and the West-bound traffic) So at the next break in the island I drove on, without slowing down at all. Getting on wasn't a problem, but the big ass crevice that I had to drive through to get off was. Big whole + sharp curb + 45 mph = popped tire and destroyed rim. Obviously can't drive on it, but obviously can't be found with the car either. So, parked the car and started walking home. (Ended up getting a ride from the cute neighbor, but that's a different story) End result was having to go to the junkyard in town to find a rim that would fit onto my jeep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted October 7, 2003 Well, I knew this guy who worked on a car and ended up cutting off this thumb. So he came to some dumb ass message board and posted for tips... what a loser. Heh, actually, I was driving with my cousin while he was drunk (I figured he wasn't hammered enough to crash and kill us and otherwise I'd be stuck in middle of not-the-best part of Amboy). He played it all safe until he pulled in, smashing his side view mirror and put a minor dent in the back of the car when he pulled back in shock and hit the basketball hoop. It was funny for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2003 Buying Shaq's second rap album... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2003 Recently, a friend of mine gave me a zippo that he didn't want anymore, which I decided that I could fix. I put in a new wick, new fluid, new flints, everything. And the damned thing wouldn't light. ...turns out I used Charcoal lighter fluid, which is incredibly poisonous when inhaled. Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2003 Buying Shaq's second rap album... That respect I had for you just plummeted about 100,000,000 pts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Ummmm....not me but my brother.....the street next to ours dips WAY low...so when it rains and the drains are clogged it can feel up with about 5 feet of water in that dip. Plus the dip is about 15 feet across. So...here goes my dumbass brother in his HONDA ACCORD thinking "I'm going to drive through this LAKE in the road." So the dumbass gets in...starts floating and has to get out and SWIM to the other side while waiting for his car to float over there. Needless to say the car wouldn't start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Applying for a job at Ames a week before the "Going Out Of Business" sales started. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Driving home from the bar one night, absolutely hammered. One of my buddies asked me to drive on the island (the grassy area between the East-bound traffic and the West-bound traffic) So at the next break in the island I drove on, without slowing down at all. Getting on wasn't a problem, but the big ass crevice that I had to drive through to get off was. Big whole + sharp curb + 45 mph = popped tire and destroyed rim. Obviously can't drive on it, but obviously can't be found with the car either. So, parked the car and started walking home. (Ended up getting a ride from the cute neighbor, but that's a different story) End result was having to go to the junkyard in town to find a rim that would fit onto my jeep. Yeah, drunk driving is COOL, man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Applying for a job at Ames a week before the "Going Out Of Business" sales started. At least you weren't the guy who applied the week AFTER the "Going Out Of Business" sale started. First month I had my current car, I was backing out of my parking spot and turned the wheel the wrong way, scraping my entire left front bumper against a concrete pillar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Going 60+ Mph on a gravel road and smashing my car.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Reading this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Real Nosferatu Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Buying Shaq's second rap album... That respect I had for you just plummeted about 100,000,000 pts. We call that the "Scott Keith Ratio". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Tripping over the couch while running to get the phone, and falling through the end table. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Telling my (former) girlfriend I write Harry Potter slash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Punching a locker 12 times today in school...not worth it, should have just found somebody I hated and not wrecked my knuckle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Having sex with this girl Bridget, without a condom. Hell, look at her? Biggest whore ever, I probably have an STD thanks to her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Buying Shaq's second rap album... That respect I had for you just plummeted about 100,000,000 pts. But I smacked my better half with a frying pan tonight -- does that count for anything?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Was it cast iron or one of those pussy stainless steel frying pans? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Cast Iron. And I did it in a 1968 Cougar. Happy now?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Leather interior? Mine had black leather interior. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 8, 2003 I watched a demolition derby with a head full of LSD once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Random Hero Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Having sex with this girl Bridget, without a condom. Hell, look at her? Biggest whore ever, I probably have an STD thanks to her. Sure you don't mean wearing them sandals? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 I gave myself a concussion and threw out my back in the same month Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BifEverchad 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 I gave myself a concussion and threw out my back in the same month ...as barron fell out of his chair when Regal won his first European Title! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Having sex with this girl Bridget, without a condom. Hell, look at her? Biggest whore ever, I probably have an STD thanks to her. Well, you would have earned it. Don't call her a whore because YOU slept with her...what does that make you....? I broke the handle off my refridgerator, and kneeled down to put it back on and gave it a yank to make sure that every thing was fine. Well, it broke off again and I thumbed my self in the eye with the yank and spent the next 45 minutes rolling around on the floor in pain(while laughing at myself at the same time). I am now have his floting black spot in my eye that makes me blind in my right eye if I look in a certain direction. SO...fuck with my "permanent damage" stupidity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Having sex with this girl Bridget, without a condom. Hell, look at her? Biggest whore ever, I probably have an STD thanks to her. Well, you would have earned it. Don't call her a whore because YOU slept with her...what does that make you....? One more tugboat sunk into the big ol' stink bay, with the corpses of dead sailors still piling up on the ocean floor? When I was six and still really really scared of nightmares, my sister promised me she'd kill the nightmare with a ridiculous toy trap system and I actually trusted her. She tried to take my teddy bear from me as part of the trap and I refused to let her take it, so I held onto the bear and she just dragged me on the floor until she bumped my head into the steel bottom part of my bed. Had to go to the hospital too. It wasn't exactly one of her smartest moments either. She got beat so hard her ass fell off, so to speak. That and I got two weeks of school off with no consequences whatsoever and the aches only lasted three days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Having sex with this girl Bridget, without a condom. Hell, look at her? Biggest whore ever, I probably have an STD thanks to her. Well, you would have earned it. Don't call her a whore because YOU slept with her...what does that make you....? One more tugboat sunk into the big ol' stink bay, with the corpses of dead sailors still piling up on the ocean floor? Actually though, I think of when a guys, who are constantly looking for more sex, call women "whores" because they can get all the sex they want...thats just plain jealousy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheLukester Report post Posted October 8, 2003 (edited) I once had a date with this girl, Zoe. I thought it would be a good idea to watch a movie. But I could not get anyone to take me to the video store and the only video we had in the house was Ernest Goes To Camp. It was the biggest mistake I ever made. She was not a fan of Ernest. Edited October 8, 2003 by TheLukester Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
