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December 16 is not that far off. Christmas ain't the only holiday in Dec., and now YOU can help contribute to your favorite mod, and all around good guy by getting him something he can wear proudly (well, in the case of two out of three things at least).

 

 

http://www.80stees.com/products/Saved_By_T...ogo_t-shirt.asp

 

http://www.80stees.com/products/Saved_by_t...ris_t-shirt.asp

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...2&category=2387

 

 

Operators are standing by. So am I, because I really REALLY want this stuff.

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You were mistaken, Bob. Very mistaken.

 

Zack has been trying to sweettalk me into buying him one of these shirts for the past 15 minutes.

 

Don't cheer him on, Bob. I'll kick you in the finger.

 

Dames

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If you wanted, you could wait an extra day and get me something for my birthday, but since I don't celebrate my birthday and I'd probably just attack you if you did get me something, you might be better off getting Zacky here something.

 

I'm sending him my undevoted love, a.k.a.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

an empty box.

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My birthday is totally December 17th.

 

So in which case, I want some goddamned presents as well. Bitches.

Oh no. I may not treat it as anything, but December 17th is the day the peons shall recognize that their LORD and MASTER came into this world to RULE ALL.

 

I shall not share it with someone else.

 

This means war.

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Guest Dynamite Kido

My birthday was on Sept 16th. What did you fuckers get me then? NOTHING!!!!!

 

that is all.....

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Guest FrigidSoul

I'll give Zach a Bundy birthday...meaning we'll all stay huddled in a 10foot radius in the park and split one grilled foot long weiner. Afterwards I'll take him to his favorite stores and let him look at the stuff he wants...then we'll take him home where he can visualise himself in said things

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My birthday is totally December 17th.

 

So in which case, I want some goddamned presents as well. Bitches.

Oh no. I may not treat it as anything, but December 17th is the day the peons shall recognize that their LORD and MASTER came into this world to RULE ALL.

 

I shall not share it with someone else.

 

This means war.

Christina Aguilera is not my lord and master.

 

And thus, December 17th still rooolz.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

I'm getting you a subscription to BATMAN and DETECTIVE COMICS. I'm just having sent to my house where I'll read it, and store it for you. Then if you ever decide to stop by you can read them too.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
I turn 25 next month. I expect a multi-page thread in my honor.

Who's that in your avatar?

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Those old school WWF shirts are great, but the new WWE logo on them sorta takes the old school look of them away. Searching eBay long enough, you can find a REAL 80's JYD shirt, complete in a nice pansy blue color. Those shirts own, but they usually go for way too much.

 

Spring seems to be my birthday present every year (3/21).

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I get Pearl Harbor Day for my birthday every year. How do you think I feel? Would you believe that my family was hoping I'd hold off on being born for a few more hours so I would end up being a Pearl Harbor baby?

 

God I have a weird family...

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Guest Dids

I've never heard of Barron's famous band.

 

My b-day is in August- a month lacking holidays. So I way we just celebrate mine. August 12th with be SHUFFLE DAY~!

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Operators are standing by. So am I, because I really REALLY want this stuff.

Unless you send me a gift for my b-day, ain't no way I sending you one Zack. :lol:

 

Only fair. Cause I mean, my b-day is an important day too. ...well, to me at least.

 

...should I get pity for actually knowing which band Bob's speaking of?

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Guest The Upright Man
I turn 25 next month. I expect a multi-page thread in my honor.

Who's that in your avatar?

Some dude from Tindersticks. I forget his name.

 

It’s Stuart Staples.

 

...should I get pity for actually knowing which band Bob's speaking of?

 

Pity you? Are you an idiot? The only people I pity are those who’ve never heard the awe-inspiring voices of Greg Raposo, Matt Ballinger, Jesse McCartney, and Chris Trousdale. And yes, before any of you fellow Lil’ Cuties (for any of you losers not in the know, that’s what they call their fans) go and bite my head off, I know that there are officially five members of Dream Street. I simply refuse to acknowledge Frankie because he is the complete antithesis of everything Dream Street stands for, which is greatness and handsomeness. Frankie stands for sucking, baldness, and closet homosexuality. Just look at the lyrics of Dream On, off their self-titled debut album, and you’ll see what I mean:

 

 

 

Well, we've come a long long way

 

This line is clearly referencing a long, long, penis. One that Frankie wishes would be placed up his asshole.

 

And there's no turning back

 

Your BUTT is on your back…

 

The road ahead is clear at last

 

When he says road, he really means anus.

 

We can search our whole life through

Never knowing what we'll find

But we can make it if we try

 

This is so perverted even I don’t know what he is talking about. But I’m pretty it has something with kidnapping really ugly babies and forcing them to do many lines of coke. As they do this, Frankie will, of course, masturbate.

 

'Cause every cloud has a silver lining

 

“Silver lining” is well known euphemism for cum. And by well known, I mean known by me.

 

Just believe that the sun will shine

 

And where doesn’t the sun shine, Frankie? That’s right. Up someone’s ass. This guy is sick.

 

Just hold your head up high

 

Erect penis.

 

And we can touch the sky

 

Let’s see, what does sky rhyme with? Oh yes! It rhymes with GUY! Disgusting.

 

We're gonna make it through together

 

Do I even need to explain this one? This sick fuck just keeps getting more and more brazen as the song goes on. How could it possibly get any worse? Let’s go right ahead and skip to the song’s ending.

 

The future's in our hands (Hooo, dooo, baah ... Hooo, dooo, baah ...)

Taking chances, making plans (Hooo, dooo, baah ... Hooo, dooo, baah ...)

We'll have everything we need (Hooo ooh ooh ...)

 

All of these “HOOO BAAH BAAHS” and “HOOO OOH OOHS” are most definitely his attempts to recreate the sound that he and his lover make during intercourse. At this point, I turned off my CD player and began what would turn into a six-hour block of nonstop vomiting and crying. In conclusion, Frankie is the most disturbed individual ever.

 

But Dream Street still rule.

 

 

 

I just found out that Dream Street broke up like a year ago.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think I’m going to kill myself.

Edited by The Upright Man

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You know, you gotta calm down.

 

Fuck, I was just trying to make a joke out of it, because someone said they hadn't heard of them. Excuse me if it came off wrong and sounded like I meant it, sheesh.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

My birthday is New Years Day. My folks got some free diapers which I promptly soiled.

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