Zetterberg is God 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 As much as people keep saying it, this thread needs to be put in the Classics folder, especially after this latest development. Maybe I'm an idiot but Sandman and Jay had me going pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Good God. My avatar saying continues to ring true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Good thing it's fake, because you made Sandman look pretty pathetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Woah, shit's lit at TSM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Wow, two fake flamewars in one night? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 It's all a plan for UGS to get more hits. I think it worked though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted November 20, 2003 When did Russo start booking the board? I swear, if anyone registers as The Artist Formerly Known As The Dames, we're gonna have words. What about "The Kwee-WeEagan", then you and the other mods can be the new M.I.A....Mods in Action! Marney can be your vallet "Major Lesbian" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Oh my G-d, BWAHAHAHAHAHA- Sandman and I seriously got you guys pretty damn good. We both got bored last night and decided to create this long and elaborate flamewar, simply because this New Me shit was fucking lame and *somebody* had to make it interesting. And damn, we even got a shock, and some actual compassion out of Banky, which means it must have worked. Some of what was said was true, some of it was the product of our wacky imaginations- what is and isn't true is up for you guys to decide. How's THAT for a swerve? Ehh, I just read Sandman's post, he did the grunt work. But yea, I fell for him elluding to killing himself, color me gullable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anorak 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 When did Russo start booking the board? I'm too confused to remember but WCW was easier to follow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted November 20, 2003 When did Russo start booking the board? I'm too confused to remember but WCW was easier to follow. When somebody decided that I'm cooler than the Dames. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 But you aren't cooler than Dames. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 When did Russo start booking the board? I swear, if anyone registers as The Artist Formerly Known As The Dames, we're gonna have words. What about "The Kwee-WeEagan", then you and the other mods can be the new M.I.A....Mods in Action! Marney can be your vallet "Major Lesbian" This post isn't getting the love that it deserves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 I would like to know what FOOSTER thinks of this situation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted November 20, 2003 (edited) I'm too confused to remember but WCW was easier to follow. When somebody decided that I'm cooler than the Dames. But you aren't cooler than Dames. Aw, and it would've worked so well had that not been the point. EDIT: If that wasn't the point, someone please tell me quick so I can edit my way out of this fiasco. Edited November 20, 2003 by subliminal_animal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 What does The DAMES, have to say about this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Aw, and it would've worked so well if that hadn't been the point. Hmmm? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Derek Bailey Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 *marks out* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IllustriousOne 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Nothing beats the Inner Circle swerve to form the late, great, gPc. CJ still bitches at me for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Nothing beats the Inner Circle swerve to form the late, great, gPc. CJ still bitches at me for that. Elaborate, please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 When did Russo start booking the board? I swear, if anyone registers as The Artist Formerly Known As The Dames, we're gonna have words. What about "The Kwee-WeEagan", then you and the other mods can be the new M.I.A....Mods in Action! Marney can be your vallet "Major Lesbian" Actually, he'd probably just call us The Mod Squad, but give it two d's as to not get sued. Then he'd put Mario in baby oil on a pole matches with Game, since Game always had his hands around pole anyhow. There's so much he could do with this place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted November 21, 2003 When did Russo start booking the board? I swear, if anyone registers as The Artist Formerly Known As The Dames, we're gonna have words. What about "The Kwee-WeEagan", then you and the other mods can be the new M.I.A....Mods in Action! Marney can be your vallet "Major Lesbian" Actually, he'd probably just call us The Mod Squad, but give it two d's as to not get sued. Then he'd put Mario in baby oil on a pole matches with Game, since Game always had his hands around pole anyhow. There's so much he could do with this place. Game can be Master G who will come in with his No Limit Homosexual Slaves in Black Leather. They can then go onto feud with Chave's group "The West <insert state name here> Chave-osexuals" (with one of the members being Hoff) and they can sing the number one Techno Song "I hate homos". Malibu...I think we're on to something here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ABOBO Report post Posted November 21, 2003 ABOBO LIKE MALIBU. ABOBO GO ON VACATION AND TAKE PICTURES. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Then he'd make Dames into Booker T.-esque project., but rather than rip off The Rock, he'd rip off Triple H, with an "It's All About The Dames" theme song. Dames would go power crazy and turn on The Mod Squad, siding with the pBo-Previously Banned Order, consisting of Johnson, Sakura, Banky, and in a swerve, The New Me. Popick would be like Jim Duggan, parading around with a 2x4 and brag about "saving the board" (credit goes to Ace from the SWF for coming up with that gimmick). TSA would be the backstage interviewer, but cut the "boys" off in mid sentence to offer advice. Then one night, Marney would run out and strip her, kicking off a feud where Marney is out for revenge, mad that she got turned down for a date at one time. Then they'd become a team post-feud, managed by a lady known as "Aunt Flo". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 So anyways....is anyone going to unban NewMe? That's my question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 So anyways....is anyone going to unban NewMe? That's my question. Quiet you. Russo's at work here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted November 21, 2003 The fucker ain't getting unbanned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 It's like an episode of 24. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2003 It's like an episode of 24. No, no it's not. It's a bad Nitro. Get it right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted November 21, 2003 Texas can be Aunt Flo, she'll advise the two that they would be stronger together and swerve everybody by becoming a Triple Threat known as The Vagina Monologues. Dr. Tom will come over and fail gimmik after Gimmik (The Booty Mod, Tommy the Quote Master, No Holds Barrediac) until becoming "Triple Hollywood Booker Dames"' enforcer.......................... THE MOD-CIPLE!!! Mod-ciple will bury the "Macho Dama" Ramu Savage, but then out of nowhere The Uuuuuuuuultimate Frozen Block of Piss comes forth (to the tune of Warrior's old WWF theme) I...urinate everywhere <doot doot doot doot doot doot doot> I photoshop cats when I have time to spare <doot doot doot doot doot doot> Then he hits the ring, knocks out Mod-ciple, and shakes the ring ropes furiously while pissing himself...that sets up our PPV Main Event Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
