haVoc Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 That wacky Al Wilson... Torrie Wilson had recently stated publically that she'd like her father Al to return to WWE TV as a character somehow, but word is that she really does not want him back. The reason for this is she felt very obligated to spend time with him on the road rather than worry about herself and live her life. In a related story, one story going around about Al Wilson is that he once saw the McMahon family at the airport getting into their limo. He approached them and asked for a ride. They apparently laughed and gave him one. Torrie later had to explain to Al that asking the boss for a ride wasn't the proper etiquette. Credit: Pro-Wrestling Torch Newsletter/411mania
Aero Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 I was just about to post this, but whatever... That second part is hilarious... I thought it would end something like this: Vince laughed in his face... said "of course not" and drove away.
Der Kommissar Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 Well, that's just awesome. The Al/Dawn/Torrie feud was one of my favourite feuds of last year, so I am rejoicing at this possible good news.
Mecha Mummy Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 Zombie Al Wilson - Your Next WWE Champion.
EdwardKnoxII Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 That second part is hilarious... I thought it would end something like this: Vince laughed in his face... said "of course not" and drove away. I guess Vince figured that if he did that to someone that wasn't a wrestler and didn't really care about working for the WWE that he would get his tires slashed.
NoCalMike Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 Considering Torrie is barely on tv now, what is the point of even calling this piece newsworthy?
haVoc Posted December 1, 2003 Author Report Posted December 1, 2003 Who said it was newsworthy? Every thread in the WWE folder isn't "news." Hey, maybe Al Wilson is "special" enough for the Rock to return?
Guest wrestlingbs Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 Zombie Al Wilson - Your Next WWE Champion. I was thinking more along the lines of "Weekend at Bernies" Torrie: So Dad, do you think Billy Gunn's right for me? :Billy makes Al shake his head: Torrie: Thanks, Dad!
Aero Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 Zombie Al Wilson - Your Next WWE Champion. I was thinking more along the lines of "Weekend at Bernies" Torrie: So Dad, do you think Billy Gunn's right for me? :Billy makes Al shake his head: Torrie: Thanks, Dad! Works better than Dawn Marie. I can smell the ratings now!
AndrewTS Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 Torrie's suggestion, eh? I tell you people time and time again, and some of you still don't believe me--Torrie is pure evil.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 I was just about to post this, but whatever... That second part is hilarious... I thought it would end something like this: Vince laughed in his face... said "of course not" and drove away. God, damn that would have been funny. I can imagine it now..
Guest Coffey Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 Torrie Wilson had recently stated publically that she'd like her father Al to return to WWE TV as a character somehow, but word is that she really does not want him back.
Mecha Mummy Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 Torrie's suggestion, eh? I tell you people time and time again, and some of you still don't believe me--Torrie is pure evil. Hey, I do! It's just that nobody notices me.
Guest Skironox Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 I came into this thread expecting a most dreadful description of an angle, instead I got a rather funny story. I wonder what happened in that limo...
Nevermortal Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 And I bet nobody remembers that he's fucking dead in the storylines. Jesus Christ on a cracker.
Silence Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 Due to the fact that Torrie almost always wins pointless diva competitions on Smackdown, I've been convinced for a long time that she IS evil.
Guest Mindless_Aggression Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 I bet that was one awkward ass conversation. Al:...I...think....Kane....should...molest...my....corpse....as....well.... Shane: Shane O Mac! Giant killah! Serial thrillah! Linda: I have performed an illegal operation. Please hit Ctrl ALT DLT to restart, all unsaved work will be lost Vince: HAHAHA! BAAAAAAACK BODY DROP! That didn't make any sense but it's not far from reality either.
Youth N Asia Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 Al Wilson was such a rancid actor that he was kinda fun to watch,
Silence Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 I bet that was one awkward ass conversation. Al:...I...think....Kane....should...molest...my....corpse....as....well.... Shane: Shane O Mac! Giant killah! Serial thrillah! Linda: I have performed an illegal operation. Please hit Ctrl ALT DLT to restart, all unsaved work will be lost Vince: HAHAHA! BAAAAAAACK BODY DROP! That didn't make any sense but it's not far from reality either. Stephanie:"DAD!! YOU FORGOT HUNTER'S STEROIDS!!! I NEEEEEED THEM!!" *the windows shatter*
ChrisMWaters Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 I bet that was one awkward ass conversation. Al:...I...think....Kane....should...molest...my....corpse....as....well.... Shane: Shane O Mac! Giant killah! Serial thrillah! Linda: I have performed an illegal operation. Please hit Ctrl ALT DLT to restart, all unsaved work will be lost Vince: HAHAHA! BAAAAAAACK BODY DROP! That didn't make any sense but it's not far from reality either. You forgot for Linda... "It takes time to develop new talent..." Had to add that. Oh, and keep Al and Demoness 2 (aka Torrie) off TV. Demoness 1 is Stephanie, BTW.
Guest Mindless_Aggression Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 It'd be even better if Al just sat down in the limo, looked at Stephanie and said "Damn bitch, we may have to call a cab for your ass, that is too much bootay for one backseat"
Highland Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 No good can ever come from this. No good at all....
AndrewTS Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 (edited) Torrie's suggestion, eh? I tell you people time and time again, and some of you still don't believe me--Torrie is pure evil. Hey, I do! It's just that nobody notices me. Oh, I know it, it's just that there are relatively few of us. And I bet nobody remembers that he's fucking dead in the storylines. Well, probably they'd do one of two things... WWE Logic will factor in--they'll never mention his "death" at all. Or, he'll play his twin brother, Sal Wilson. Probably with an uncle-niece incest angle to go with it. Edited December 1, 2003 by AndrewTS
Youth N Asia Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 Vince banks on the idea that his audiance can't remember back more then a couple of months.
Guest JMA Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 Get ready for... Necrophillia, part two! Story: Dawn Marie steals the body of dead husband Al Wilson (because he has a permanent erection). And you thought Katie Vick was bad!
King Cucaracha Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 And I bet nobody remembers that he's fucking dead in the storylines. Well, Tazz mentioned it last week.
AndrewTS Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 And I bet nobody remembers that he's fucking dead in the storylines. Well, Tazz mentioned it last week. Yeah, but he's a ex-wrestler and he's not a McMahon, so he's not important.
Guest Skironox Posted December 1, 2003 Report Posted December 1, 2003 And I bet nobody remembers that he's fucking dead in the storylines. Well, Tazz mentioned it last week. Just remember nothing that happens over a week ago matters anyway.
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